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Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 04:21 GMT
#654
EBWOP: Yes, I get the joke. Shush.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 05:05 GMT
#664
On April 03 2014 13:58 IAmRobik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 10:14 iamperfection wrote:
Ya I totally forgot why I'm here too. Remember press the button. I have no reason to believe if good or bad things will happen. I just want to see it for the lol's


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On April 03 2014 10:17 iamperfection wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:14 Keirathi wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:14 iamperfection wrote:
Ya I totally forgot why I'm here too. Remember press the button. I have no reason to believe if good or bad things will happen. I just want to see it for the lol's

Sorry buddy, I'm totes guarding the button.

I always knew you never liked me. I don't ask for much.


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On April 03 2014 10:21 iamperfection wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:17 Keirathi wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:17 iamperfection wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:14 Keirathi wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:14 iamperfection wrote:
Ya I totally forgot why I'm here too. Remember press the button. I have no reason to believe if good or bad things will happen. I just want to see it for the lol's

Sorry buddy, I'm totes guarding the button.

I always knew you never liked me. I don't ask for much.

What? That's not true at all

You're one of my favorite players on TL!

Actions speak louder than words and not pressing the button is like sticking a knife in my stomach




It was this string of posts

Ironically, you quoted all of the most townie posts that iamp has made the entire game. Congrats!
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 05:27 GMT
#667
On April 03 2014 14:23 austinmcc wrote:
Hello, friends! I believe you'll find that I am currently Quetzacoatl, Bird God of Lightning and Other Things I Decide to be God Over. You can find my credentials elsewhere.

yamato's bit on rayn not making townreads 5 minutes in reads like yamato town, silly thing to say if scum, and not in a good-silly way. Carefree comment, nonsense read based on nonsense reads, town. Especially since rayn thinks/thought that yamato might be mafia for being serious, yamato super town.

keirathi hello! + Show Spoiler +
On April 03 2014 10:11 Keirathi wrote:
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On April 03 2014 10:09 iamperfection wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:06 raynpelikoneet wrote:
iamp i don't really think townreading people because of their reaction to obvious joke post was as easy comment is legit.

Uh ok. I use it a ton and I don't really get burned by it. Not really worried about it anyway as Yamato is super easy to read. But lets not try and give iamp advice he kind of knows what he is doing.

But do you know how to bake a pretty cake?
I believe it's a piece of cake, if the way is hazy. I was once told that I had to "do the cooking by the book" and also ordered to "break it down bitch ... drop dat ass down low then pick that muthafucka up"


gumshoe remarkably overzealous.

everything else when skimmed does nothing for me or my pee-pee.

It is a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake if you do it by the book!

Also I think your pee-pee might be broken.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 05:42 GMT
#669
Anyways time for bed. I'll try to read while I'm at work tomorrow but I doubt I'll be able to post much. Gnight!
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 14:05 GMT
#871
On April 03 2014 23:02 VisceraEyes wrote:
JESUS WHATS A GUY GOTTA DO TO GET ON A TOWNIE LIST UP IN THIS BITCH?!?!

Like at first I was like "Meh Palmar thinks I'm scum whatever" when I was catching up but seriously NO ONE thinks I'm town?! What a ripoff. Should we just start voting for me now and get it over with?

Zzzz don't tell me you're going to pull this whole "woe is me" shit again
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 14:18 GMT
#907
On April 03 2014 23:14 IAmRobik wrote:
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On April 03 2014 23:07 syllogism wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:59 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:30 Palmar wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:19 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:17 Palmar wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:14 IAmRobik wrote:
I hate that Palmar is town this game.


I learned new term in awful foreign land. ROBIK IS TMI-ING PRETTY HARD NOW.

Although I can't verify, not sure i'm town.

TMI = too much info?

Did I TMI when I called you out as mafia instantly? You still give me 0 fucking credit. Fucking pathetic

Initially, you think I'm weak. So you call me mafia.

Then you realize, I am strong. You must try to win my favor.

I am sorry Robik, I don't believe in violence. But we must investigate. Investigation shall be performed using a rope and a tree. I hope this does not come between us.

I mean. If you are town then you're trying to lynch another town, so that's playing against your win-con. I know mine says something along the lines of I win with town.

I don't need to win anyone's favor. I'm not here to make friends. I'm not here to make anyone feel good about themselves. I'm here because I like competition and because I want to win. I am town, thus I'm trying to solve the game. I don't think you're a strong player. I was told by Mattchew that you're good, but I didn't see any good town play from you in Foundations and I was able to determine that you were mafia based off of one measly sentence in Heavyweight Champ.

You are clearly smart so you know mafia is a game of incomplete information and thus townie attempting to lynch a townie is unavoidable. So why are you saying something like this? It looks off to me; something a carleess mafia is more likely to say than a smart townie.

As for the rest, the best way to win as either alignment is by making friends, even if just for the duration of the game.

That's all fine and dandy from your POV, but like -- I don't play that way. So you won't find me sucking up to people and trying to befriend them during the game. I'm gonna be aggressive. I'm gonna take weird fucking stances that no one is going to understand and I'm going to tell you what I'm thinking when I'm thinking it.

As for the first part of what you're saying -- I know mislynches happen, but fuck that. I never wanna mislynch and I never wanna be mislynched.

Just a hot tip: calling anyone who ever things you might be scum "fucking awful" and screaming about how you are "obvs 100% town" probably isn't the way to go about that.

Just sayin'.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 14:21 GMT
#919
On April 03 2014 23:19 marvellosity wrote:
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On April 03 2014 23:18 Keirathi wrote:
On April 03 2014 23:14 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 03 2014 23:07 syllogism wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:59 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:30 Palmar wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:19 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:17 Palmar wrote:
On April 03 2014 22:14 IAmRobik wrote:
I hate that Palmar is town this game.


I learned new term in awful foreign land. ROBIK IS TMI-ING PRETTY HARD NOW.

Although I can't verify, not sure i'm town.

TMI = too much info?

Did I TMI when I called you out as mafia instantly? You still give me 0 fucking credit. Fucking pathetic

Initially, you think I'm weak. So you call me mafia.

Then you realize, I am strong. You must try to win my favor.

I am sorry Robik, I don't believe in violence. But we must investigate. Investigation shall be performed using a rope and a tree. I hope this does not come between us.

I mean. If you are town then you're trying to lynch another town, so that's playing against your win-con. I know mine says something along the lines of I win with town.

I don't need to win anyone's favor. I'm not here to make friends. I'm not here to make anyone feel good about themselves. I'm here because I like competition and because I want to win. I am town, thus I'm trying to solve the game. I don't think you're a strong player. I was told by Mattchew that you're good, but I didn't see any good town play from you in Foundations and I was able to determine that you were mafia based off of one measly sentence in Heavyweight Champ.

You are clearly smart so you know mafia is a game of incomplete information and thus townie attempting to lynch a townie is unavoidable. So why are you saying something like this? It looks off to me; something a carleess mafia is more likely to say than a smart townie.

As for the rest, the best way to win as either alignment is by making friends, even if just for the duration of the game.

That's all fine and dandy from your POV, but like -- I don't play that way. So you won't find me sucking up to people and trying to befriend them during the game. I'm gonna be aggressive. I'm gonna take weird fucking stances that no one is going to understand and I'm going to tell you what I'm thinking when I'm thinking it.

As for the first part of what you're saying -- I know mislynches happen, but fuck that. I never wanna mislynch and I never wanna be mislynched.

Just a hot tip: calling anyone who ever things you might be scum "fucking awful" and screaming about how you are "obvs 100% town" probably isn't the way to go about that.

Just sayin'.

I disagree, it's a fine strat.

Oh? How'd it work out for you in LVIII?

*Yes, I know you didn't get lynched. But you still ragequit and got modkilled
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 14:23 GMT
#925
Anyways, for the record, I'm not really interested in lynching Balla right this minute. Mostly because everything he's done has fit with his pre-game "roll".

Random lynch = 100% neutral. He rolled true neutral.

I don't think it was constructive and the whole bit was dumb, but I just see it as more of him having fun with his roll than being scum.

Totes okay with waiting until he says more.

My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 15:20 GMT
#1009
I liked Killing's first few posts. They were carefree and fun loving.

Then he went all weird and nonsensical when he was questioning jat.

Idgi
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 15:32 GMT
#1036
On April 04 2014 00:29 Oatsmaster wrote:
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On April 04 2014 00:28 Holyflare wrote:
On April 04 2014 00:27 Oatsmaster wrote:
On April 04 2014 00:25 kitaman27 wrote:
GreYMisT manipulated me into joining two games at once against my will. Going to focus on the other game until the lynch deadline which is relatively early and then catch up on this one tonight.

On a side note, I don't anticipate using this power unless something thinks of a good application so I might as well share it. I can learn the number of kp used during the night at the expense of increasing the radiation level. I'm not really sure what that does, but that power doesn't seem useful enough to warrant finding out. It does probably mean that there will be a ton of kp floating around though.

Why are you bothering to post if you arent gonna play the game??
Like you just put up this super speculative power claim and you dont have a reason beyond why not?


You think he's lying about his role?

No, that would be beyond stupid.

I think he is claiming to look like hes contributing and sharing knowledge and all that shit but he isnt actually contributing to finding scum which is way more important than power role usage.

If you don't think he's lying about his role, then 2 questions:

What is the point of that role as mafia?

And 2, why would mafia claim it?
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 16:30 GMT
#1131
Lynch Balla's replacement. All replacements lately are scum!
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 16:34 GMT
#1142
On April 04 2014 01:32 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2014 01:32 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 04 2014 01:28 GreYMisT wrote:
Balla24 is being replaced. This will happen in the next few hours.

We should just lynch the person who replaced balla. Balla clearly wanted out because he didn't want to be scum and made up some bullshit reasoning to GreYMisT (kidding, but not really)

Maybe he was drown in the shower.

I love it when you say adorable things in slightly mistranslated English <3
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 16:36 GMT
#1147
On April 04 2014 01:33 Palmar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2014 01:32 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On April 04 2014 01:32 IAmRobik wrote:
On April 04 2014 01:28 GreYMisT wrote:
Balla24 is being replaced. This will happen in the next few hours.

We should just lynch the person who replaced balla. Balla clearly wanted out because he didn't want to be scum and made up some bullshit reasoning to GreYMisT (kidding, but not really)

Maybe he was drown in the shower.

Or maybe he was drive over by a car?

I don't love it when you do it. Faker!
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 20:44 GMT
#1390
On April 04 2014 02:56 Foolishness wrote:
Everyone's expectations about playing in a crazy game has been met (with the exception of raynpelikoneet who hates his role), but nobody was prepared to brave the amount of spam that such a game caused. With over 60 pages in the thread, the amount of reading to keep up with is phenomenal and often very taxing on the players. /b]This creates a perfect atmosphere for the mafia team to watch the town destroy themselves.

"When a player has to wade through so many posts it detracts from their ability to scumhunt," said mafia expert Ver. "Players get discouraged and often jump to conclusions or miss out on key posts. It also becomes very easy for the mafia to join the chaos and blend in."

For some players, the spammy atmosphere just makes them not want to play the game. This can be especially true of townies, who get bored reading all the spam or just don't want to deal with it. Many people often interpret this behavior as scummy, when in fact the opposite is true. Other townies, such as Balla24, may resort to doing absurd things because of all the spam.

"Honestly, random voting is probably going to work better than having to read this spam-fest," Balla24 said.

It is clear that all the spam has affected Balla24's game plan. When asked if he would be playing different if the atmosphere was better his answer was optimistic.

"Would I be trying hard if this game wasn't so spammy? Absolutely. But I got money to make, drugs to deal, and bitches to lay. I don't have time to read through the spam," Balla24 replied.
[/b]
Yo, I was catching up and this part out of the Foolishness post stuck out to me. At first I just thought he was talking about all the inhabitants of Catastrophe in a general sense, but then that doesn't jive with the red and green bits. I think Foolishness is specifically talking about actual town aligned people, and calls Balla one of them.

Is weird, yo.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 20:47 GMT
#1391
Oh I fail at formatting. You get the gist of it, though.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 03 2014 22:20 GMT
#1434
On April 04 2014 07:19 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2014 07:15 marvellosity wrote:
btw don't waste my sword, as i don't give it to you very often.


I know, and this sounds weird but you agreeing with me actually makes me suspicious of you. Like, you're definitely smart enough to know I'm town, but you're also the kind of guy who likes to lynch me entirely for fun even when we're both town and you know it. Ain't that crazy

I don't think that's quite true. He only likes to lynch you when you're being retarded.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 04 2014 00:06 GMT
#1499
I could get behind a Koshi lynch.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 04 2014 00:06 GMT
#1500
Also Paperscraps too
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 04 2014 00:07 GMT
#1501
Oh yea, how come no one talked about Foolishness slipping in that "Balla is town" thing?
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
April 04 2014 00:11 GMT
#1508
Yea you should probably sleep rayn. That post wasn't helpful at all.
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
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