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marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
September 26 2012 00:00 GMT
#1421
Deadline is up. Nightpost is going to be somewhat delayed, sorry, so don't go f5 mad.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
debears
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2516 Posts
September 26 2012 00:00 GMT
#1422
really. cuz it seems like a pretty easy breadcrumb to make up and then just save for this scenario as mafia
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
September 26 2012 00:01 GMT
#1423
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5f5
A backwards poet writes inverse.
KillingTime
Profile Joined August 2012
France101 Posts
September 26 2012 00:01 GMT
#1424
Well it is 1.01 my time so lets shut up and see what has actually happened, and town can comiserate later if we have fucked up.
thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
September 26 2012 00:01 GMT
#1425
obs qt?
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
September 26 2012 00:01 GMT
#1426
Everyone be quiet
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
September 26 2012 00:19 GMT
#1427
Endgame

[image loading]
Do you know what I am saying?


So, it had come to this. It turns out that whores aren't very good at finding and killing pimps, and really they should just stick to sex and bitching. Especially the sex. Hot steamy sex with each other too. Mmmmmm, sex, oh yeah baby. That's the way to do it. Right there.

Anyway, I digress.

Almost everyone in the Brothel de Liquidia, or at least the ones who could be arsed to get out of their skanky beds, had decided that Professor Chaos was the hidden pimp in their mist.

Professor Chaos was desperately trying to convince all the whores that he was, in fact, one of them.

"I put on my robe and wizard hat," he started.

This didn't seem to have much of an effect.

"I cast level 3 eroticism," he continued.

Unfortunately, this seemed to only seal his fate. All the whores advanced on him with their whorish weapons.

"I am not a pimp!" Professor Chaos screamed. "Palman del Gaga is! Do you know what I am saying?!"

But they did not know what he was saying, and stabbed him in the face repeatedly. Dark, black blood seeped out of his eyes.

From behind Fuerto Mano came a snigger. She turned around in shock, to find Fuba di Homo holding a gun to her head.

"You foolish whores," he said. "You will always be under our control!" And with that, Fuba di Homo shot Fuerto Mano in an extremely pimpilicious fashion.

thrawn2112, as Professor Chaos the Serial Killer, was lynched!

Dandel Ion, as Fuerto Mano, Regular Whore, was shot pimpily!
KillingTime, as Harpaz Holzi, Sneaky Bitch, had to submit to the pimps!
Atreides-, as Austina Mayacc, Regular Whore, had to submit to the pumps!
sharky246, as Dame Marveyo Seté, Cliquey Skank, had to submit to the pimps!
kustm4sta, as Da Eyes of la Visc, Mafia Clever Pimp, took a slut to his room to have his way with her!
debears, as Palman del Gaga, Mafia Aggressive Pimp, lorded it over all the pathetic whores!
JacobStrangelove, as Fuba di Homo, Mafia Thai Ladyboy, had his pick of the wenches!

Mafia victory!



obsQT: http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/KsWzCxEkffZ
mafiaQT: http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/ihtjVtvHwKG
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
JacobStrangelove
Profile Joined August 2012
Australia1572 Posts
September 26 2012 00:20 GMT
#1428
I KNEW HE WAS SK HAHAHAHAHAHHA GG guys! I am so sorry just these last few moments have been so tense for me... read the mafia Qt it’s hilarious. Kush/Jacob love story continues... also the part where I said we don’t have two town here we have something entirely different.... I lost it.

Although in all fairness the lurkers did play a huge part in this game, but having the two berserkers as a scum team (and the cold light of miss-reason from debears) it made for a perfect team.
thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
September 26 2012 00:20 GMT
#1429
debearrrrrrrrrrrrrs
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
September 26 2012 00:22 GMT
#1430
I am most surprised by Atreides being town.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Hapahauli
Profile Joined May 2009
United States9305 Posts
September 26 2012 00:22 GMT
#1431
GG - first time scum's won a newbie game in a while o-O

A really interesting game from the mafia point of view - it's really rare to see this active of a mafia team in a newbie game. They were very catchable, unfortunately, most of the townies were far too lurky to pick up on any of their scumslips. Most townies simply sheeped behind mafia-pushed cases without a second thought.
a talking rock that sprouts among the waves woosh
thrawn2112
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6918 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 00:24:40
September 26 2012 00:22 GMT
#1432
On September 26 2012 09:20 JacobStrangelove wrote:
I KNEW HE WAS SK HAHAHAHAHAHHA GG guys! I am so sorry just these last few moments have been so tense for me... read the mafia Qt it’s hilarious. Kush/Jacob love story continues... also the part where I said we don’t have two town here we have something entirely different.... I lost it.

Although in all fairness the lurkers did play a huge part in this game, but having the two berserkers as a scum team (and the cold light of miss-reason from debears) it made for a perfect team.


hey jacob let me share with you a post I wrote up but decided not to post. here it is in all its glory:

(whoops i left out the quote gotta edit)




jacob do you think i'm scum? there is no fucking way kush is going to get lynched today. change your vote to something fucking useful. if you think i'm scum then vote for me and if you "think" I'm town then bus your buddy debears

kush you've been asking jacob about that joke for a long time now, and as I was going through his filter I noticed something:

Jacob

You made that "joke" about me being sk..... are you mafia? Does mafia think I'm sk and is that why they're roleblocking me? Interesting how it occurred to you to make that joke....


On September 19 2012 08:59 JacobStrangelove wrote:
Oh wow a serial killer read, this thread just got interesting. I have to wonder does a serial killer investigation come back as scum or as serial killer... Because if it comes back as serial killer you would almost have to go for investigation immunity


Oh look here's something only mafia who's scared of the sk threat would think about. Jacob's a mafia who is speculating about whether or not an sk would go for investigation immunity or 1 kp protection. Townies do not think about these things, especially not durnig D1. Later on in that same post:

On September 19 2012 08:59 JacobStrangelove wrote:Thrawn points out there might not be an Sk good thing to note.


And here's where mafia jacob first became suspicious of me being an sk... I see no reason for him to include my name in that post unless he was thinking that because I pointed out we shouldn't talk about sk yet because we don't even know if there is one, that I might be the sk. And ever since he has been convincing his mafia friends to roleblock me.

Then he made that joke.... a joke that would most likely occur to someone who had been thinking that I was sk. And kush asked him to explain the joke several times and he refused to do so.

So, Jacob is the 2nd scum.
"People think they know all these things about other people, and if you ask them why they think they know that, it'd be hard for them to be convincing." ES
Keirathi
Profile Joined May 2012
United States4679 Posts
September 26 2012 00:24 GMT
#1433
GG everyone!

Scumteam was definitely catchable.

Also, man Sharrant had a scary-good read.
Sharrant wrote:
JAcob and debears and Kush are all in my sights as mafia, but they don't strike me as a team. Thrawn is suspicious but I think he's town.


Too bad he changed his mind
My dear friend if I have gone pants on head, you have gone socks on ears!!! -ShiaoPi
JacobStrangelove
Profile Joined August 2012
Australia1572 Posts
September 26 2012 00:25 GMT
#1434
Wow nice thrawn... I was trying to bus kush so hard. I literaly listed every single scum slip.... why did nobody jump on lol
KillingTime
Profile Joined August 2012
France101 Posts
September 26 2012 00:25 GMT
#1435
... For reference my checks were green on debears n1 (framed presumably) and Dandel. So that 2 of Kush/Jacob/Thrawn were scum was obvious. - but I was just too busy too really work out the right answer
JacobStrangelove
Profile Joined August 2012
Australia1572 Posts
September 26 2012 00:25 GMT
#1436
yeah as soon as we saw that we had to Nk him.
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9645 Posts
September 26 2012 00:26 GMT
#1437
be warned guys a lot of trolling in the obs qt.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
debears
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2516 Posts
September 26 2012 00:26 GMT
#1438
lol thrawn did u have investigative immunity or 1 kp survival?
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
September 26 2012 00:26 GMT
#1439
On September 26 2012 09:25 KillingTime wrote:
... For reference my checks were green on debears n1 (framed presumably) and Dandel. So that 2 of Kush/Jacob/Thrawn were scum was obvious. - but I was just too busy too really work out the right answer

Why did you not claim?
A backwards poet writes inverse.
kushm4sta
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States8878 Posts
September 26 2012 00:27 GMT
#1440
undefeated unkilled even as scum. get fucked town
OMGUS.net, kush sex blogs every friday night
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