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marvellosity
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debears
United States2516 Posts
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
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KillingTime
France101 Posts
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thrawn2112
United States6918 Posts
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marvellosity
United Kingdom36160 Posts
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marvellosity
United Kingdom36160 Posts
Endgame ![]() Do you know what I am saying? So, it had come to this. It turns out that whores aren't very good at finding and killing pimps, and really they should just stick to sex and bitching. Especially the sex. Hot steamy sex with each other too. Mmmmmm, sex, oh yeah baby. That's the way to do it. Right there. Anyway, I digress. Almost everyone in the Brothel de Liquidia, or at least the ones who could be arsed to get out of their skanky beds, had decided that Professor Chaos was the hidden pimp in their mist. Professor Chaos was desperately trying to convince all the whores that he was, in fact, one of them. "I put on my robe and wizard hat," he started. This didn't seem to have much of an effect. "I cast level 3 eroticism," he continued. Unfortunately, this seemed to only seal his fate. All the whores advanced on him with their whorish weapons. "I am not a pimp!" Professor Chaos screamed. "Palman del Gaga is! Do you know what I am saying?!" But they did not know what he was saying, and stabbed him in the face repeatedly. Dark, black blood seeped out of his eyes. From behind Fuerto Mano came a snigger. She turned around in shock, to find Fuba di Homo holding a gun to her head. "You foolish whores," he said. "You will always be under our control!" And with that, Fuba di Homo shot Fuerto Mano in an extremely pimpilicious fashion. thrawn2112, as Professor Chaos the Serial Killer, was lynched! Dandel Ion, as Fuerto Mano, Regular Whore, was shot pimpily! KillingTime, as Harpaz Holzi, Sneaky Bitch, had to submit to the pimps! Atreides-, as Austina Mayacc, Regular Whore, had to submit to the pumps! sharky246, as Dame Marveyo Seté, Cliquey Skank, had to submit to the pimps! kustm4sta, as Da Eyes of la Visc, Mafia Clever Pimp, took a slut to his room to have his way with her! debears, as Palman del Gaga, Mafia Aggressive Pimp, lorded it over all the pathetic whores! JacobStrangelove, as Fuba di Homo, Mafia Thai Ladyboy, had his pick of the wenches! Mafia victory! obsQT: http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/KsWzCxEkffZ mafiaQT: http://www.quicktopic.com/48/H/ihtjVtvHwKG | ||
JacobStrangelove
Australia1572 Posts
Although in all fairness the lurkers did play a huge part in this game, but having the two berserkers as a scum team (and the cold light of miss-reason from debears) it made for a perfect team. | ||
thrawn2112
United States6918 Posts
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
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Hapahauli
United States9305 Posts
A really interesting game from the mafia point of view - it's really rare to see this active of a mafia team in a newbie game. They were very catchable, unfortunately, most of the townies were far too lurky to pick up on any of their scumslips. Most townies simply sheeped behind mafia-pushed cases without a second thought. | ||
thrawn2112
United States6918 Posts
On September 26 2012 09:20 JacobStrangelove wrote: I KNEW HE WAS SK HAHAHAHAHAHHA GG guys! I am so sorry just these last few moments have been so tense for me... read the mafia Qt it’s hilarious. Kush/Jacob love story continues... also the part where I said we don’t have two town here we have something entirely different.... I lost it. Although in all fairness the lurkers did play a huge part in this game, but having the two berserkers as a scum team (and the cold light of miss-reason from debears) it made for a perfect team. hey jacob let me share with you a post I wrote up but decided not to post. here it is in all its glory: (whoops i left out the quote gotta edit) jacob do you think i'm scum? there is no fucking way kush is going to get lynched today. change your vote to something fucking useful. if you think i'm scum then vote for me and if you "think" I'm town then bus your buddy debears kush you've been asking jacob about that joke for a long time now, and as I was going through his filter I noticed something: Jacob You made that "joke" about me being sk..... are you mafia? Does mafia think I'm sk and is that why they're roleblocking me? Interesting how it occurred to you to make that joke.... On September 19 2012 08:59 JacobStrangelove wrote: Oh wow a serial killer read, this thread just got interesting. I have to wonder does a serial killer investigation come back as scum or as serial killer... Because if it comes back as serial killer you would almost have to go for investigation immunity Oh look here's something only mafia who's scared of the sk threat would think about. Jacob's a mafia who is speculating about whether or not an sk would go for investigation immunity or 1 kp protection. Townies do not think about these things, especially not durnig D1. Later on in that same post: On September 19 2012 08:59 JacobStrangelove wrote:Thrawn points out there might not be an Sk good thing to note. And here's where mafia jacob first became suspicious of me being an sk... I see no reason for him to include my name in that post unless he was thinking that because I pointed out we shouldn't talk about sk yet because we don't even know if there is one, that I might be the sk. And ever since he has been convincing his mafia friends to roleblock me. Then he made that joke.... a joke that would most likely occur to someone who had been thinking that I was sk. And kush asked him to explain the joke several times and he refused to do so. So, Jacob is the 2nd scum. | ||
Keirathi
United States4679 Posts
Scumteam was definitely catchable. Also, man Sharrant had a scary-good read. Sharrant wrote: JAcob and debears and Kush are all in my sights as mafia, but they don't strike me as a team. Thrawn is suspicious but I think he's town. Too bad he changed his mind ![]() | ||
JacobStrangelove
Australia1572 Posts
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KillingTime
France101 Posts
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JacobStrangelove
Australia1572 Posts
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iamperfection
United States9640 Posts
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debears
United States2516 Posts
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Dandel Ion
Austria17960 Posts
On September 26 2012 09:25 KillingTime wrote: ... For reference my checks were green on debears n1 (framed presumably) and Dandel. So that 2 of Kush/Jacob/Thrawn were scum was obvious. - but I was just too busy too really work out the right answer Why did you not claim? | ||
kushm4sta
United States8878 Posts
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