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VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
July 27 2012 00:01 GMT
#3781
f5f5f5f5f5f5f5
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 00:04 GMT
#3782
On July 27 2012 08:42 Probulous wrote:
Meapak's bizarre rastaban case now makes sense. His whole case was that rastaban was being wishy-washy yet he kept plugging it without really pushing for his lynch. It was a distraction case. Very similar to Palmar's Day 1 push of Meapak. The fact that Meapak never really expanded on it (his Day 2 stuff was much of the same) and has continually soft pushed it also fits.


Upon closer reading of the last couples pages, this is no longer relevant. I hate having to reread stuff to understand how things unfold. Much easier when you are actually around to actually discuss stuff.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 00:05 GMT
#3783
Chez, I feel betrayed
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
July 27 2012 00:07 GMT
#3784
He likes me better Prob!

What's funny is what you mistook for him knowing your role was him calling you an Executive. LMAO

That's how I read it anyway.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 00:15 GMT
#3785
On July 27 2012 09:07 VisceraEyes wrote:
He likes me better Prob!

What's funny is what you mistook for him knowing your role was him calling you an Executive. LMAO

That's how I read it anyway.


No it was the bolded thing. I really thought he knew my role title. I feel stupid
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Protactinium
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada550 Posts
July 27 2012 00:17 GMT
#3786
[image loading]
Night 4


At PCP Enterprises, parking was a deadly serious business, for the relative position of each employee's parking spot and its proximity to the main building dictated their status and importance in the company. Anyone who violated the strict parking hierarchy was immediately and universally reviled for their tacit insubordination.

For years, though, slOosh had been doing just that. Every day, he would audaciously claim other people's parking spots without permission or even park sideways across two employees' spots, forcing them to settle reluctantly for farther, more inaccessible parking spots or to even park their cars miles away from the building. Considering that he himself owned a reasonably reachable, comfortable parking spot, many whispered that he did this purely for spite. However, no one had dared stand up to him, afraid that the CEO would fire them for causing trouble.

With the CEO's death, however, the many employees that SlOosh had wronged finally felt free and safe to take drastic action against their detested colleague. As SlOosh entered the parking lot one afternoon to get into his car and leave work, dozens of waiting employees swiftly slipped into their cars and drove with furious, single-minded purpose at SlOosh. Before SlOosh could do more than turn around and gasp in horror, the angry employees' cars ran him over one by one, crushing him to death. Afterward, the joyous drivers celebrated by forming the shape of a Transformer in the parking lot and then going out for beers and karaoke.

slOosh the Mafia Chairman of the Board has been run over to death by dozens of angry drivers.
+ Show Spoiler [Role PM] +
Congratulations, you have weasled your way into becoming the Chairman of the Board! You are an evil, evil bureaucrat and win with the mafia. You enjoy sitting at long meetings every day and haranguing your peers with nonsensical diatribes and sagely sounding advice. Because of your propensity for talk, you have the ability to give orders to your three subordinates, following the rules in the OP (clarify if you are unsure).You may send one a message once every half cycle.

[Censored]

They posses these three powers. However, you do not know who has which:

[Censored]

Should the CEO go to jail (die), you become de facto leader of the mafia and instead of sending in a kill, you choose from the list everyone else creates.

You are required to make a will ranking your subordinates from 1 to 3 in terms of trust and leadership. You can update it whenever you would like. If you die and the CEO lives, he has the option to take one full cycle and promote the highest ranking alive minion on your will, and give them your position. They will then be able to receive orders from the CEO, and give orders to the other minions.

Here is the green town pm for your information:

Entrepeneurial employee

You are an entrepeneurial and innovative employee. Although you have no special power or authority, you are a lively and hard working employee. Fortunately, the evil bureaucrats haven't tried to stifle your creativity...yet. You win with the town.




It is now Night 4. Night actions are due at 00:00 GMT (+00:00) (24 hours from now).
And so, we find the Sublime.
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 27 2012 00:18 GMT
#3787
Yay! The Director of Communication will soon take over!
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
July 27 2012 00:19 GMT
#3788
this is awesome... sheeping has never been so fun
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 00:19 GMT
#3789
* * * * *
Five stars for five mafia. Life is good
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
July 27 2012 00:23 GMT
#3790
I'm somewhat disappointed that he flipped executive as my other reads somewhat rely on him being minion.

We are going to be adjusting reads based on every flip, but right now I'm somewhat confident that the remaining mafia are

Gonzaw - executive?
Q-bert-z - minion
Meapak - Cop

Katina - executive?

She is playing like someone with too much information. She doesn't seem to be reading the thread, she only has mafia reads and she seems less and less interested in the game the better town is doing. It doesn't seem possible for someone to have this accurate mafia reads and at the same time not have a clue about who is town. Her attitude towards foolishness on day 1 and 2 was suspicious, and I think foolishness told her at some point to just bus everyone. Look at her posts when she showed up today in the middle of the sloosh claim situation. She still wanted to lynch sloosh, so she probably didn't even bother reading and wanted to lynch her because she knew that sloosh was mafia.

On July 27 2012 03:37 Katina wrote:
Keep votes on gonzaw. It's not a good idea to start switching votes right now unless we want another mislynch. Sloosh needs to die and so does Meapak. There will be prlenty of time to talk about others like syllo and supersoft after we find out what gonzaw flips and night hits. For right now it's not a good idea to get all excited and start throwing votes everywhere.

On July 27 2012 03:41 syllogism wrote:
Katina are you even reading? Have you read foolishness' flip and the PMs sloosh posted?

On July 27 2012 03:38 Katina wrote:
sloosh you went from claiming to have shot Foolishness to claiming mole?

On July 27 2012 04:05 Katina wrote:
I did read. Just thought it was interesting.


Really, interesting? Then she again disappeared, not caring at all about all the very interesting developments. She doesn't even bother moving her vote after all that despite "worrying" about nolynch. She is quite likely mafia. I can't really make sense of her play otherwise.

Lynch order Gonzaw, Q-bert-z, Katina.

We should follow this order at least until one of them doesn't flip red.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
July 27 2012 00:23 GMT
#3791
Okay...okay...What in the piss?

Wasn't he presently in control of the mafia when he did that?

Wasn't he......wasn't he like the new CEO or something?
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
July 27 2012 00:24 GMT
#3792
Sorry supers oft for doubting you. Glad we killed sloosh first.
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 27 2012 00:30 GMT
#3793
On July 27 2012 09:23 VisceraEyes wrote:
Okay...okay...What in the piss?

Wasn't he presently in control of the mafia when he did that?

Wasn't he......wasn't he like the new CEO or something?

told ya the executive would roleclaim a role! hehe or did I put it in his head?
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 00:43 GMT
#3794
On July 27 2012 09:23 VisceraEyes wrote:
Okay...okay...What in the piss?

Wasn't he presently in control of the mafia when he did that?

Wasn't he......wasn't he like the new CEO or something?


Well it kind of makes sense. I mean he knew Fool was getting shot but BH died before he could claim the kill so by claiming the kill he covers for the other mafia. Hopefully he gets the cred and gets confirmed as town but then Supersoft counter claims. Of course mafia didn't expect Foolishness to die from a town shot as well. They also didn't expect VE to kill BH so quickly. That lynch really fucked them over I think.

If BH claimed the shot he would be in the clear as long there wasn't a town counterclaim. Given how much suspicion was on him, it was probably worth the chance that there is no town vig given Kurumi wasn't shot night 1. If town counter claimed they traded the probable lynch target (BH) for a town vig.

That ninja lynch by VE meant BH never got to claim which meant that someone else could claim the cred and who better than the current "CEO". The text was bad but the play wasn't. All in all Supersoft played his role like a total bad ass, waiting for mafia to claim the cred and then outing them.


"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7466 Posts
July 27 2012 00:46 GMT
#3795
On July 27 2012 09:43 Probulous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 27 2012 09:23 VisceraEyes wrote:
Okay...okay...What in the piss?

Wasn't he presently in control of the mafia when he did that?

Wasn't he......wasn't he like the new CEO or something?


Well it kind of makes sense. I mean he knew Fool was getting shot but BH died before he could claim the kill so by claiming the kill he covers for the other mafia. Hopefully he gets the cred and gets confirmed as town but then Supersoft counter claims. Of course mafia didn't expect Foolishness to die from a town shot as well. They also didn't expect VE to kill BH so quickly. That lynch really fucked them over I think.

If BH claimed the shot he would be in the clear as long there wasn't a town counterclaim. Given how much suspicion was on him, it was probably worth the chance that there is no town vig given Kurumi wasn't shot night 1. If town counter claimed they traded the probable lynch target (BH) for a town vig.

That ninja lynch by VE meant BH never got to claim which meant that someone else could claim the cred and who better than the current "CEO". The text was bad but the play wasn't. All in all Supersoft played his role like a total bad ass, waiting for mafia to claim the cred and then outing them.




wait.. so are you saying BH didn't kill Fool?

+ Show Spoiler +
lol
lol, clueless in The Prism!
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 00:48 GMT
#3796
No he did, but so did Super. LOL.

Why else would slOosh claim? He must have felt that BH did kill Fool and there were no town vigs because of Kurumi so it was a "risk less" play, but they got butt fucked by a bad ass Supersoft and a ninja VE.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
July 27 2012 01:03 GMT
#3797
So we have 1 leaderless minion and two minions with a leader left, right?
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 27 2012 01:09 GMT
#3798
Yup. My setup looks like this

CEO
Foolishness
  1. Chairman of the Board
    slOosh
    • Blazinghand - Weird counter vig thing. Shot Foolishness
    • layabout - Dud nuke
    • Mystery man

  2. Chairman of Marketing
    Mystery man
    • Palmar - Pardoner
    • Mystery man
    • Mystery man
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
July 27 2012 01:11 GMT
#3799
My my what a wonderful sleep
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
July 27 2012 01:15 GMT
#3800
On July 27 2012 10:03 VisceraEyes wrote:
So we have 1 leaderless minion and two minions with a leader left, right?

we have 1 leader with 1 minion, and then a minion that is either with that leader or not with that leader, and a traitor
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
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