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ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
April 05 2012 16:54 GMT
#141
Dibs on being the liver if it means I'm the designated drinker for the entire game.
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch, no hand holding. Step aside, REAL SCIENCE coming through.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
April 05 2012 17:08 GMT
#142
On April 06 2012 01:54 ghost_403 wrote:
Dibs on being the liver if it means I'm the designated drinker for the entire game.

Spot's already taken. If you care to argue the point I'll be more than happy to shoot you in the dick as well.
Life can only kill you once.
ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
April 05 2012 17:38 GMT
#143
@jackal How are you gonna do that? I'm a liver, not a penis.
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch, no hand holding. Step aside, REAL SCIENCE coming through.
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
April 05 2012 17:48 GMT
#144
If you want to be the liver what you need to focus on is producing bile, glycogen storage, decomposition of red blood cells, plasma protein synthesis, hormone production, and detoxification. Figure out how to do this in the context of a mafia game and you're good to go.
I don't know, lynch me!
Tunkeg
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
Norway1235 Posts
April 05 2012 17:50 GMT
#145
On April 06 2012 02:38 ghost_403 wrote:
@jackal How are you gonna do that? I'm a liver, not a penis.


Are you trying to say that a liver is a girl then? Cause last time i checked my liver had a penis...
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
April 05 2012 17:57 GMT
#146
You may want to get that looked at Tunkeg. Don't think that's supposed to be there, but i suspect Jitsu can change that easily.
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
ghost_403
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1825 Posts
April 05 2012 18:00 GMT
#147
@tunkeg We need KwarK to get in here to determine the sex and gender of the liver.
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch, no hand holding. Step aside, REAL SCIENCE coming through.
johnnywup
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3858 Posts
April 05 2012 20:03 GMT
#148
someone should create a themed mafia imo... Organ Mafia
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 05 2012 20:38 GMT
#149
Heck yeah, I'm in :D
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
April 05 2012 20:52 GMT
#150
On April 06 2012 02:38 ghost_403 wrote:
@jackal How are you gonna do that? I'm a liver, not a penis.

And I'm the designated drinker.
Life can only kill you once.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
April 05 2012 20:55 GMT
#151
And I'm the designated activity standard. Everyone must be as active as me the whole game long, or Jackal shoots you in the dick.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Jitsu
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States929 Posts
April 05 2012 21:03 GMT
#152
That's going to be a lot of dicks being shot.
Zerg Player in CheckMate Gaming - http://checkmategaming.webs.com/
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
April 05 2012 21:10 GMT
#153
On April 06 2012 05:55 VisceraEyes wrote:
And I'm the designated activity standard. Everyone must be as active as me the whole game long, or Jackal shoots you in the dick.

Jackal won't shoot himself, will he?
Especially not in the dick. If he were to hydra with wbg he'd maybe do that to perform some weird voodoo crap that harms both of them but I don't see that happening.
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
April 05 2012 21:17 GMT
#154
On April 06 2012 05:55 VisceraEyes wrote:
And I'm the designated activity standard. Everyone must be as active as me the whole game long, or Jackal shoots you in the dick.


Viscera = organ. You should host it and claim that you came up with the idea all by yourself and be a bastard
I don't know, lynch me!
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
April 05 2012 21:22 GMT
#155
I've got something else in mind for my first hosting gig.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
johnnywup
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3858 Posts
April 05 2012 21:27 GMT
#156
wanna share? I'm totally in to playing it. (unless its newbie, after this game it'll be too late for me to play in one)
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
April 05 2012 22:34 GMT
#157
On April 06 2012 06:10 Toadesstern wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2012 05:55 VisceraEyes wrote:
And I'm the designated activity standard. Everyone must be as active as me the whole game long, or Jackal shoots you in the dick.

Jackal won't shoot himself, will he?
Especially not in the dick. If he were to hydra with wbg he'd maybe do that to perform some weird voodoo crap that harms both of them but I don't see that happening.


if he were to hydra with wbg shit would be scary as hell
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
johnnywup
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3858 Posts
April 05 2012 22:54 GMT
#158
hey Blzing im sorry for being a scrub in SoaF, from what i understand newb towns are just not helpful + too much like scum (since you tried lynching me) so i'll try get better and play better this game. I don't want to be votelynched every early game XD
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25563 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-06 08:23:32
April 05 2012 22:56 GMT
#159
We were all noobs once!* Keep on working on improving worsening your game and someday you can be as good as WBG

*: Palmar was, in fact, never a noob
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
April 05 2012 23:10 GMT
#160
On April 06 2012 07:56 Blazinghand wrote:
We were all noobs once!* Keep on working on improving your game and someday you can be as good as WBG


*: Palmar was, in fact, never a noob


False. Go read PTP1 and then come back in here and say that again sir.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
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