Kaller Game - Page 18

On February 25 2012 12:10 Jackal58 wrote:

Curu hadn't burned our retinas at the time I announced.
I am flexible in my positions and policies. I can also lick my elbow. That is flexibility to the max. I shall kill Curu when I'm elected. Unless he starts posting pics of hot chicks. The Village People are not hot chicks. I don't believe Curu is up to this challenge.
I bring a certain skill set to the job of Mayor tailored specifically for this game.
1 - I am irreverent. I don't give a shit what you believe, you're wrong.
2 - My grasp of the use of profanity exceeds anything any of you have ever witnessed before. I have many years of experience in professional profaning. I was an army platoon sergeant. I can swear at you in ways your mother never dreamed of.
3 - I have no conscience. Ripping your guts out doesn't bother me at all.
4 - I shot L in L night 1. Fuck with me. I dare you.
5 - My sense of humor is a national treasure that needs to survive til the end of the game.
6 - I've got god on my side.
7 - I get laid more than you do.
8 - I'm 100% guaranteed town.
A vote for me is a vote for me. A vote for anybody else is wasted.

On February 25 2012 12:36 EchelonTee wrote:
I changed my mind. I'll vote for whoever I feel is trolling the least. Not sure who that is at this point

On February 25 2012 12:38 Erandorr wrote:


give me proof for 2,3,6 and seven and your vote is mine. I especially want to see number two. PM me if its not acceptable even for this thread ( I sure hope it is not)

On February 25 2012 12:40 Nisani201 wrote:

In comparison it is. If you have no further arguments to present other than your beliefs, then I consider this discussion over. I have pointed you in the direction of evidence for my town play being stronger than my scum play, if you look at recent games you will see I echo this statement on more than one occasion.

If you do not agree, that's your choice. How about running for mayor yourself with lynching me as your primary argument?

On February 25 2012 13:42 Ciryandor wrote:
Jackal which lurkers do you think we ought to be poking with an electric cattle prod right now? We already know you want to throw away Nisani for D1, so who else seems bad?

On February 25 2012 12:49 Jackal58 wrote:

He can come up with his own goddamned platform. That ones mine.

On February 25 2012 13:46 GreYMisT wrote:


20 GreYMisT points

On February 25 2012 13:41 wherebugsgo wrote:

Breaking News Alert

I am running for President.



Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me!

But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am.

Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1)

Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic.

Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB.



You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3)

I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies.

In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me.

At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as The Lord himself, Jesus President of the United States of America.

Behold:



With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7)

God Bless America and her gays(8)---I mean this amazing forum.

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On February 25 2012 12:48 Jackal58 wrote:

2- I provided Toad with the means to belittle WBGs penis size in English. A task he was incapable of performing in his native language. I'll PM you if this is not sufficient you sperm burping road whore.
3 - I still have somebodies guts stuck on my boot.
6 - I'm Tim fucking Teebow.
Seven - You're a virgin.

On February 25 2012 13:55 Nisani201 wrote:
what the actual fuck

On February 25 2012 14:30 Curu wrote:
I'm a very, very powerful blue role. You should put me in office.