TL Mafia XLVII - Page 258

On December 03 2011 11:51 wherebugsgo wrote:


rofl

I said I wouldn't say anything earlier and I kinda just broke that.

My bad. GM will hopefully help handle this later

On December 03 2011 11:53 Mr. Wiggles wrote:

End-Game: Day of the Living Dead

The town gathered outside the town hall, where a memorial service for the victims of the recent conflict between the mafia and the town was about to be held. The faces of the people present were solemn, as they listened seriously to the speech delivered to them by their sheriff BloodyC0bbler, about the sacrifices that had been made in the fight against the mafia, and the sacrifices that would continue to have to be made, in the name of justice and Liquidia. Upon finishing, he was met by a round of subdued applause, and a 12 foot tall statue of Liquidia's most beloved mayor, and the first victim of the conflict, GMarshal was unveiled. It would stand outside the town hall as a testament to what had conspired over the last few weeks.

As the crowd turned to disperse, they noticed a lone man slowly limping down the middle of the street leading to the town hall. At first, they were not sure who he was, as his face was covered in a thick layer of dirt, but as he drew closer, they realized with horror, that it was... GMARSHAL!

They also quickly noticed, that he glowed a faint green. As it turns out, the radiation from the nuclear explosion had had the effect of bringing the corpses of Liquidia back to life! Now they walked the streets, hungry for human flesh and viciously falling upon any living man, woman, or child who had the misfortune to cross their path.

The people of Liquidia fell back to the stairs of the town hall, where BloodyC0bbler quickly distributed guns to the citizenry. There, they made their stand against the reanimated abominations who now assaulted them, firing into the crowd of familiar, dead, faces, adrenline surging through every vein in their bodies.

However, it was not enough. They were soon pushed back, towards the statue of their previous mayor, where they formed a ring, intent on making their last stand. Over time, the ring grew smaller and smaller as each man was overcome, serving the effect of both demoralizing the defenders, and bolstering the ranks of the undead.

It seemed all hope was lost, as only a small number of citizens were left around the monument, valiantly trying to fight off the flesh-hungry monsters, when they heard the sound of engines. Looking up, they were surprised to see four black sedans smash through the zombies and stop in the middle of the square fronting the town hall. The men who exited the cars carried automatic weapons, which they began to fire into the crowd of corpses as they slowly made their way to the statue.

Even more surprising, beyond the fact that these men had appeared out of nowehere, were that they were... MAFIA. However, at this point in time, no one was going to complain about extra help fighting off the zombies.

With the extra manpower, the combined forces of the town and mafia eventually succeeded in driving back the undead horde. By the end of the day, every last zombie had been slaughtered, and their corpses gathered into a large pile and burned.

The next week, an alliance was struck between the town and the mafia, in an effort to rebuild Liquidia after the nuclear explosion and subsequent zombie invasion. The statue of GMarshal was melted down, and the metal instead used to make a statue commemorating the new alliance of town and mafia. What followed was a prosperous time for Liquidia, with everyone living in peace and happiness.



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On December 03 2011 11:53 Erandorr wrote:


Btw bugs I sort of started to pity you because you clearly tried, but please stop being a giant dick in games. Stop with the insults and try being nice sometime. I heard it can be fun ^.^

On December 03 2011 11:53 Erandorr wrote:


Btw bugs I sort of started to pity you because you clearly tried, but please stop being a giant dick in games. Stop with the insults and try being nice sometime. I heard it can be fun ^.^

On December 03 2011 12:00 Mattchew wrote:
I don't think I will be playing mafia again. People are way too stubborn and think they know everything and try to shit on the people they believe are wrong. I don't really care enough to get into actual arguments and be called a retard for a couple weeks in the future. Maybe a smaller game will yield greater results

On December 03 2011 12:03 Ace wrote:
No, the burden of the blame rests on the mods for why the game played out this way. People played like shit but the setup was a large part of the blame. Look at the OP and seriously ask yourself what weakness does the Mafia have. I really wish some of you mods would just sit down, get out a fucking pencil and WRITE out how you want the game to proceed. Then ask yourself if the roles you've included help or hurt that goal.

Why are rolecops even listed in the OP. They are USELESS.

Why are Detectives in the game? You've got Godfathers, Framers, Miller, Roleblockers AND you throw in unconfirmed sanities too. Seriously - who the fuck thought that was a good idea? Millers and GFs alone are enough to screw up detectives, but you want sanities and framers too. Good job, as if 8 KP and a Sheriff aren't enough to permanently shut down any role claimed Detective.

I could go on about the worthless Vigilantes, Lurker Banes, lack of good protective roles and the worst part of all - listing the Mafia roles with equivalent Town roles. I'll leave it here and wait for whichever one of you jackasses decided it was a good idea to let my name get sullied. I'm WAITING to hear a good fucking explanation.