Haunted Mafia - Page 69

he said "you guys are kinda boring"...and he's watching ME

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
Alright, that's good.
So, Bill's friend, are you enjoying watching him play Mafia?

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
no
hes sitting beside me

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
It's no fun when you want it (Telling the jokes, I mean, of course >_>)
Also, important: Is your friend in this mafia game? Because that's pretty important to know.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
im so town it hurts
my friend is wanting you to make another rape joke

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
Hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just my wisecrack reflexes.
And I guess that works, we'll just have to see how it goes before I'm certain what I think of this whole thing (and of you, you seem like a pretty good guy, but I still have no solid proof you're not just a good red).

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
im not a serial rapist, but im a cereal rapist... if it's frosted flakes that is

hahahaha
im talking about the circle smartass

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
I'm confused now. Are you a mafia player or a serial rapist?

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
well, the fact you don't want it makes me want to give it to you more

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
That's pretty rash.. I'm not sure if I even would want the circle. It would be very hard to verify whether or not people are telling the truth about their roleclaim, especially getting the information secondhand from you. I doubt that you'll really die soon, though. Aztorisk, Orgolove, and Veldril are looking like they'll be big targets tonight because of their roleclaim, spreadsheet, and apparent scum association, respectively. Plus, I bet that a bunch of reds are having the same thoughts I initially had about your circle, but instead of pulling their hair out, they're getting a gigantic hard on.
Also, mental note: Bill Murray is okay with my random abuse. =D

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
hmmmmmmmm
im considering trusting you enough to have you lead the circle when i die

The bolded part below is a separate pair of messages. I sent mine after the below message, then he replied, then he sent the above message immediately after. It might be important, and I want to show everybody that I'm not too big of an asshat and did apologize for my brusqueness
+ Show Spoiler +

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
How would you even measure that? Water displacement?
Instead of arbitrary numbers, I recommend a relative scale. "Enough to trust you about your role" "Not enough to even talk to you" and "enough to roleclaim a very important role to you" would all be far more useful.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
i trust you about 70%

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
Seems reasonable. Tell me if you decide I'm trustworthy, okay?

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
greens typically get angrier than other roles
trust me on THAT

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
I have no real reason to believe that, though. Convince me.
I still am not entirely sure why you believe me that I'm green, that's basically what every single role in this game would try to convince you of.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
im not red
get it out of your head
if you want to keep it that is

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
Yes. I still think that a blue circle led by you is a poor idea, though. My bet is still that you're red, and that you'll fuck us all.
That said, information is never bad, so if you decide that you can trust me, I'd gladly agree not to tell people, so that I could know what was going on.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
...
im not going to send all the blues to the same place
are you crazy?
that would be a good idea for the vampires, though
lol

i trust you're green, but i don't trust you won't repeat what i tell you. does that clarify things?

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
So, wait, you're marking down that I'm a zombie but then saying you don't trust me? You are the most confusing and illogical person in this entire game. Maybe we should just lynch you so you don't get all our blues killed by the vampire nuke.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
no
i was just mass pming people to form a circle
im not sure if i trust you enough to include you
thanks for the claim, though, ill mark it down

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
Okay, that's because I am a zombie. Did you assume something else previously?

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
the fact youre getting mad is telling me youre a zombie btw

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
What a useful contribution. Only EVERY SINGLE possible role would say that.
I'm not saying that you're my only suspect, but I am saying that I won't tell you any of my others, because you are a very prominent one.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
well, you must not know how i play as mafia
i am playing as a townie

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Original Message From Kpyolysis32:
You are my top suspect.

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Original Message From Bill Murray:
who are your top suspects?