Champion Top Ten Lists

10. Karthus
Despite press-R-to-ks ultimate, has to be close to do E damage and needs to aim well to do Q damage. Long cooldown on his only escape tool, which is just a large aoe slow.
9. Karma
Support/nuker with no ultimate. Depends on position to maximize effectiveness, needs farm for AP items to do stuff, has 6 skills to manage.
8. Kog'maw
Ranged right-click DPS (or long range AP nuker) with no innate survivability beyond an awkward slow.
7. Nidalee
Squishy and a poor teamfighter. 6 skills to manage, as well as cat form vs human form. AP puts most of her damage in spear (skillshot) or cat form (close range).
6. Ezreal
Another champion mostly strong in the early game, who has to land skillshots for most of his damage. Short range auto for a ranged DPS.
5: Leblanc
Squishy, balanced around her incredible noob-stomping abilities. Complicated and variable skill orders, needs to cast skills very quickly all together and have them land in precise order for max effectiveness, not very good in teamfights, needs a very strong early game to do well at all.
4: Shaco
Squishy, easily disrupted in jungle, balanced around his incredible noob-stomping abilities. Requires foresight and planning, most useless teamfighter ever, needs a very strong early game to do well at all.
3: Orianna
Has to keep track of her position, her ball's position, and everyone else's position. Skills force lots of quick decisions. Positioning very important.
2: Cassiopeia
Fairly short ranged caster with no innate escapes (except sort of her ultimate), heavily positioning dependant, and can't just burst-and-gtfo.
1: Lee Sin
Difficult to use ultimate, needs to land a fairly difficult skillshot to do much, dependent on items and lifesteal for survivability, dependent on items for damage, seven skills to keep track of with conditions for three of them, energy-based (harder to manage in teamfights), passive requires maintaining a certain rhythm to be effective.

10: Nunu
9: Trundle
8: Rumble
7: Poppy
6: Swain
5: Teemo
4: Vladimir
3: Mordekaiser
2: Singed
1: Dr. Mundo

10: Heimerdinger
9: Veigar
8: Jax
7: Dr. Mundo
6: Pantheon
5: Tryndamere
(would be #1 or #2, but certain people named Flakes and Spudboy are too strong and manly)
4: Twitch
3: Shaco
2: Evelynn
1: Gangplank

10. Gragas - He's big and fat and drinks a lot and slams bitches with his fat.
9. Dr. Mundo - I don't really know how to sexplain this
8. Malphite - Debatable, but he fucking rushes into 5 people and knocks them all up and then dies for glory. I feel like that is fairly manly.
7. Olaf - brooooooooooooooooooooo
6. Gangplank - A very manly pirate.
5. Tryndamere - Dem boobs
4. Mordekaiser - Doesn't give a fuck about anything, just runs around LOL SHIELD etc etc
3. Garen - He's so big and he spins and stuff.
2. Jarman the Fourth - yeah
1. Mantheon - Jumps onto bitches and either kills them (if he has enough items) or does not kill them (usually dying in the process) (this happens often even if he does not have enough items). But just fucking look at him.
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10. Garen - only gets good scores because he has #1 ks utlimate.

9. Udyr - BEARSTANCE would be scary if everyone didn't carry flash + exhaust. he's fun to play but why to pick him over ww and shit?

8. Gangplank - hello dair ultimate, what do you do? oh..nothing.

7. Kayle - takes too much farm to do well. has an outclassed nuke, an outclassed heal, a weird as shit E, and her ult..well her ult is pretty good.

6. Cassiopeeieia - Like Karthus except Karthus doesn't give a shit if you kill him. Also people have to be humping you for your ult to hit them.

5. Kog'maw - just really gross to listen to him spit on everything.

4. Orianna - you've been out for like an hour but SERIOUSLY. WHERE YA DAMAGE AT? (honestly this is probably just because i've only watched hotshot play her and he did horrribibaibabad and because she takes a lot of awareness to be used correctly but STILL)

3. Twitch - Such a gimmick. buy an oracle

2. Pantheon - who gives a duck about global ulti, not like he does damage. Stun would be scary if every item didn't reduce CC, laning would be scary if Philo Stones weren't as strong as they are.

1. Katarina - Honestly what is your job.

1) Karma
2) Kennen
3) Morgana
4) Poppy
5) Rumble
6) Sivir
7) Shaco
8) Shen
9) Trundle
10) Malphite

10. Tryndamere
9. Swain
8. Singed
7. Malzahar
6. Karthus
5. LeBlanc
4. Vladimir
3. Vayne
2. Evelynn
1. Poppy

10) karma (she is the most unattractive after soraka, it's a shame i couldnt do a top 10 without her)
9) irelia (flat is flat, but fit girls are usually flat. they are not bad)
8) lux (at least they wont hang in 15 years ok??)
7) eve (if just they werent blue)
6) janna
5) leblanc (a shame she looks so weird)
4) katarina (the new splash art brought her up on this list)
3) morgana (she caused severe problems for many cosplayer girls with her almost unmatchable boobage)
2) MF (you can see her struggle to keep em in place with that top)
1) sona (what did you expect)

10: Yi - Simple, only needs a bit of feeding to do well, and think you can run from me? LOLHIGHLANDER.
9: Blitzcrank - Pull opponents to tower, pop em up and unleash your ultimate for a free kill anytime.
8: Trynd - Like making your opponents rage? R and lol.
7: Gragas - Body slam people into the wall, drink all day erry day.
6: Garen - DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5: (Br)Olaf - BROMACIAAAAAAAAA
4. Ashe - Slowed! Slowed! Slowed! Slowed! Slowed! Slowed!
3. AP Shaco - Why don't you check that brush right over there... First Blood!
2. Jarman - DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + OP Ultimate
1. Soraka - Starc-Starc-Starc-Starc-Starcall! Oh, you have -100 MR? *1hit*

10. Cho'gath: This guy eats you.
9. Kennen: Love this ulti, he fights inside an furious electrical storm, the random factor in the way the storm attacks keeps it down in the rank.
8. Irelia: Not that impressive in game, but the fact that se can move while shooting her blades its so cool.
7. Kayle: I'm not that much into defensive skills but just the name makes this ulti so good: Intervention.
6. Karth: If this ulti does not kill you it feels really unimpressive and rather dumb, but.. when it does it feels so powerful and awesome.
5. Vayne: I don't like steroid ultis, but Vayne's is so good the speed, the cloack, the name, so good: Final Hour.
4. Swain: Just morph and eat them.
3. Panth: The guy jumps into the sky and falls on you, ingame it's awful but the concept its awesome.
2. Tryndamere: Thelust for battle is so strong that he us UNABLE to die.
1. Lux: The best ulti in the game.

10. LeBland: I love this ulti, but nothing new happens.
9. Corki: Its just a bigger auto attack with skill shot mechanics.
8. Brand: I just don't like the animation on this ulti, looks dumb, and a lot of times it does not do much.
7. Teemo: You get a mushroom.
6. Poppy: Cool ulti, but it just isn't cool in concept.
5. Galio: Hit me yay!
4. Heimer: Wasn't sure if this was a steroid ulti or not, but pretty much .
3. Vladimir: One of my favorite champs, but such a boring ulti, all you get is a splat of blood.
2. Orianna: The ball makes you hop, yeah, that's it.
1. Maokai: I have never seen a good ulti with this guy, it feel so useless, expensive and all you get its some leaves and sparkles,

10 Evelynn (mostly blue, but her purple leather straps are hot, plus im into s&m, so o/)
9 Ryze (dem purple tattoos pretty manly, but most of his shit is blue)
8 Malzahar (purple scarf, what a fruit, but he has mad purple glowey shit)
7 Kennen (he pretty purple, doesnt beat the super purple sword tho)
6 Kassadin (new splash reduces the purplage, but he still got a mo-fuckin purple sword!)
5 Jax (he da champ, and a grocer at costco, he also has some good purplage)
4 Leblanc (purple skin is purple)
3 Morgana (i think she took a bath in purple dye)
2 Alistar (real purple cow)
1 Dr. Mundo (duh, what list is mundo not #1)

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10) udyr - terrible champ, terrible bear. what kind of bear has antlers??
9) tibbers - ironically the best tibbers version is rabbit tibbers
8) the bear claw icon - that thing is badass
7) syllabear from dota
6) ursa from dota, but only in the patch where activating his fury swipes didn't have an animation so you could flash in and get like 5 attacks in with absolutely no windup
5-1) BEAR barbsq, real 2800 elo in disguise

10 Maokai (I know of 0 girls who are attracted to tree men)
9 Fiddlesticks (scarecrows are pretty damn ugly)
8 Brand (the fucking gingerbread-man gone wrong, this fucker clearly spent too much time in the oven)
7 Trundle (hes a troll, plus he really needs to trim his finger and toenails)
6 Twitch (hes a fucking rat, girls scream and jump up on tables when he skulks around)
5 Sion (this zombie Schwarzenegger wannabe is one bad mofo, but isnt much to look at)
4 Cho'Gath (this insect fucker eats shit and has 100 million appendages, eew gross)
3 Urgot (this guy has been pulled apart and put together so many times that im pretty sure some of his body parts are mixed up)
2 Kog'Maw (what happens when your dog gets radiation poisoning)
1 Dr. Mundo (this shit looks like its gonna rape you when you're not looking)

10. Garen
9. Garen
8. Garen
7. Garen
6. Garen
5. Garen
4. Garen
3. Garen
2. Garen
1. Garen

3. Speed Garen
2. Gangplank
1. Mordekaiser

10. Trundle - So nasty =( real creepy look
9. Mundo - dat face
8. Maokai - He's a living tree T_T
7. Fiddlesticks - real scarecrow.
6. Nocturne - WTF is he anyways
5. Kog'maw - Nasty worm thing. After you die he still runs up to you explodes... so creepy.
4. Rammus - All he do is say ok and stare at you. So creepy.
3. Evelynn - Naked stealth stalker girl too creepy.
2. Twitch - Nasty invisible rat.
1. Shaco - He's a clown and he creeps up behind you and it's so creepy q q

10 Garen (pretty good if you can stomach DEMACIAAAA!!! all day long)
9 Vladimir (very supportive of hematology research, but makes wayyy too many blood puns)
8 Rammus (vote for rammus? ok....)
7 Jarman IV (prince to senator almost seems like a step down.... ._.)
6 Teemo (hes just too cute, how could you not vote for him?)
5 Sion (he was governor of california, now hes moving a step up)
4 Corki (what a maverick, deserves to be senator of Arizona and governor of Alaska)
3 Le'Blanc (master of illusion, deception and misdirection, she's already well on her way to becoming a politician)
2 Gragas (free beer for everyone)
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1 Mundo (as an entrepreneur turned politician, he would put donald trump to shame)

12. Cow
be a tank hero while stacking gold/5 or ap
11. Morde
because the brasilian tier list is the best thing that ever happened to LoL
10. Blitzcrank
triforce on everyone but especially him, unfair amount of cc, farm w/ultimate
09. Ezreal
triforce on everyone but especially him, only ranged carry that has ever mattered
08. Nasus
triforce on everyone but especially him, is big dog
07. Amumu
Amumu
06. Warwick
#1 laner, get 15:1 kdr, lose to mass aoe teams and teleport backdooring.
05. Garen
building ghostblade + bruta is the only way to go I swear
04. Malzahar
voidlings
03. Kennen
putting kennen at #3 proves the objectivity of the list as I was never any good with him, despite spending 14k ip on energy runes
02. Treeman
#1 best tree ft. spider mines. i assert my proness by declaring that I ditched mp5 runes/was building philo on him weeks before mogwai made gold/5 thread.
01. Shen
#1 best foot clan then they nerfed sunfire then randuins and nerfed randuins again then hog then sunfire again then decided shen needed to be a atmogs tanky dps

10-4. all the yordles, yordles real retarded.
3. Olaf. Agrees to serve in league in return for being returned home, doesn't intend to let them actually do it because they would trace him to homeland, discover homeland, pwn homeland. So actually he had no reason to enter the league, olaf real retard.
2. Soraka. Gives up divinity to curse warwick with awesomeness, soraka epic hero retarded.
1. Jarvan, lol, so retard. Is prince of demacia, leads army to mainy fails, noob prince. Almost feeds swain and urgot but garen rescues him. Jarvan gets emo trauma and heads into the wilderness to hunt animals (??? wtf), returns after two years, swears to bring enemies of demacia to their knees... Last edit: 2011-06-03 14:25:24
ENTERS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, WTF. YOU ARE PRINCE, RETARD, LEAD ARMY

10: Cassiopeia: Everything about her kit screams carpel tunnel and frustration.
9: Sona: If I wanted to mash buttons, Id play Osu
8: Zilean: Free GA=stupid
7: Hiemer: Turrets=stupid
6: Master Yi: Just because everyone who plays him is a huge dick in chat and cant play the game.
5: Twitch: No one would notice.
4: Karma: Again, no one would notice.
3: Eve: Her success is based on how gay she can be.
2: Poopy: Because no one saw her ulti and thought "maybe this isnt such a good idea"
1: Teemo: Stupid champion, stupid shrooms, needs to die. In a fire.

10: Kennen - Less targets for your lightning ult, although less amount of running for opponents to run away.
9: Katrina - Blinks are always useful on such a small map (wat), the death lotus has less targets to hit, therefore dealing more damage (i guess), and yeah..
8: Warwick - Yes, Imo Warwick is good here even with the decreased jungling priotity. The Aspeed and movespeed buffs make him a beast to be reckoned with, and when he solos dragon, not only does everyone get gold, but buffs too.
7: Blitzcrank - Yes, Blitz. Grab people out of bush, grab dragon out of his hideout away from opponents, grab this grab that etc. The passive on his ultimate can be annoying though when chasing through the jungle.
6: Master Yi - This guy is pretty hard to stop if you don't keep him in check earlygame, and he will 1v3 your team lategame and kill you if you don't have thornmail/armour.
5: Jax - In 5v5s, he usually gets focused down too quickly to get rolling, but in 3v3 he has just long enough to charge up his RS/RB and completely roflpwn anyone who gets in his way. Focus him at the start of teamfights and hope he hasn't built too much survivability.
4: Tryndamere - Simply put, dominates 3v3. This champion you don't want to see on the opponent team. ENDLESS RAGEEEEE
3: Singed - I forgot how much of a beast this guy is on TT. Probably cause I have seen about 2 people play him there in the past month
2. Jarman - When is he not good?
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opponent, every tower and straight through the nexus.

10 Tryndamere (women's loins become frothy when barbarians come to play)
9 Miss Fortune (A vindictive woman after the murderer of her father, she suddenly finds someone for whom her fiery anger quells)
8 Caitlyn (Sheriff protagonist who, after capturing the infamous criminal Twisted Fate, becomes enraptured by his roguish charm)
7 Ashe (ice queen protagonist who has her heart melted by the fiery manliness of the barbarian Tryndamere)
6 Nidalee (A wily cougar who's boredom is relieved by the hunky pool man outside....)
5 Lux (a demacian youth whose blossoming womanhood is tended by an uncouth pirate named Gangplank)
4 Gangplank (Prepare to be boarded!)
3 Ezreal (spending most of his life in abandoned ruins, he returns to his homeland to discover love in a certain gem knight)
2 Katarina (A mercenary pirate of the high seas, her landfall leads her to meet garen, and finds that her days of restless wandering may be over...)
1 Pantheon (oh god, if women's loins are frothed by barbarians, they pour waterfalls when this manly spartan is around)