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Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1893 Posts
March 12 2009 05:46 GMT
#161
let's make a newspost :D <3
patyrykin.net
Ilvy
Profile Joined September 2002
Germany2445 Posts
March 12 2009 06:07 GMT
#162
Really cool cake :D
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
March 12 2009 06:07 GMT
#163
On March 12 2009 13:09 ReS wrote:
What was your apm while making this cake?



I speculate around 550 Nada style APM.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
March 12 2009 06:22 GMT
#164
Way to go Inc: nice looking cake, better looking girlfriend. She seems nice!
✌
Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
March 12 2009 06:29 GMT
#165
Best girlfriend ever.
Super serious.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 12 2009 06:35 GMT
#166
On March 12 2009 14:46 Rus_Brain wrote:
let's make a newspost :D <3


can you translate the comments? That is awesome.. she is really excited.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
March 12 2009 06:39 GMT
#167
This is more amazing because she clearly is blind.
Im back, in pog form!
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
March 12 2009 06:40 GMT
#168
rofl such a lucky guy. you shold be happy as hell thats awesome man
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
March 12 2009 06:48 GMT
#169
On March 12 2009 15:39 baal wrote:
This is more amazing because she clearly is blind.


You are going to keep barking up that tree hoping I get all mad.

Just realize

You are posting in a thread about my gf's cake that she made for me on the day my major show premiered. I am literally leagues above you sir. In every way. You can flame me but at the end of the day that is all you will have.

I hate getting all "high and mighty" here acting as if I am better than everyone. I'm not. But I am better than baal. Not that that is saying anything.
ProberoO
Profile Joined November 2008
United States88 Posts
March 12 2009 07:17 GMT
#170
Pretty fitting, awesome cake, awesome gamer...
The pandabearguy should be in every map.
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
March 12 2009 07:18 GMT
#171
On March 12 2009 15:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2009 15:39 baal wrote:
This is more amazing because she clearly is blind.


You are going to keep barking up that tree hoping I get all mad.

Just realize

You are posting in a thread about my gf's cake that she made for me on the day my major show premiered. I am literally leagues above you sir. In every way. You can flame me but at the end of the day that is all you will have.

I hate getting all "high and mighty" here acting as if I am better than everyone. I'm not. But I am better than baal. Not that that is saying anything.

I literally rofl'd from this.

roflpossum?

Anyway, That is one awesome cake sir and one awesome GF. =)

Incontrol, with WCG:UG, this cake and your latest posts, you've secured me as an everlasting fan. <3
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 09:17:10
March 12 2009 07:35 GMT
#172
On March 12 2009 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2009 14:46 Rus_Brain wrote:
let's make a newspost :D <3


can you translate the comments? That is awesome.. she is really excited.


My russian is a bit weak, but here goes. I'm gonna be giving a direct translation, without changing the syntax so some of the sentences may seem a bit wierd.

Ultralisk present from girlfriend
Rus_Brain @ 12 Mar. 2009 06:25 / Comments: 19 / Views: 268

Yesterday, renowned American Zerg iNcontroL put up photos on a forum of a cake shaped like an Ultralisk, made for him by his girlfriend as a present for the WCG Ultimate Gamer.

(Image)

Perhaps soon we shall see various Zealots, Dark templars, Marines, and such?

(Image)

(Image)

iNcontroL

+2 armor!!

(Image)

Judging by the comments, the cake is not only beautiful, but also delicious. Chocolate, Vanilla, and fruit flavoured icing (?).

Вечер удался на славу!-not quite sure what this line means, But my closest guess is "The evening turned out to be very joyful" Or something along those lines.

EDIT: My bad, I must be blind, you said 'comments' not article
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 07:38:11
March 12 2009 07:35 GMT
#173
Can it beat the Battlecruiser cake ?
[image loading]

i doubt !
http://images.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http://delo.dcs.fmph.uniba.sk/~fendek/refined/probe_ref.jpg&imgrefurl=http://delo.dcs.fmph.uniba.sk/~fendek/medovniky.html&usg=__wesbTBMqaBp95Nqax6V9CiZdihs=&h=487&w=480&sz=37&hl=fr&start=25&tbnid=iAa041p8_o6ZFM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=127&prev=/images?q=probe+starcraft&gbv=2&ndsp=20&hl=fr&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:fr:official&sa=N&start=20

We need some scourge cakes !
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 07:58:16
March 12 2009 07:57 GMT
#174
On March 12 2009 05:10 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 11 2009 18:18 Guss wrote:
i bet you cant make a DT cake for MY birthday!? :D

[image loading]

There you go.

You should probably get detection before you try to eat it though.

I scanned -- no DT!

If I were you, I'd go check my bedroom for reavers... just in case.

On topic:
nice cake, nice gf
Dave[9]
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States2365 Posts
March 12 2009 08:55 GMT
#175
On March 12 2009 16:35 Boblion wrote:
Can it beat the Battlecruiser cake ?
[image loading]

i doubt !
http://images.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http://delo.dcs.fmph.uniba.sk/~fendek/refined/probe_ref.jpg&imgrefurl=http://delo.dcs.fmph.uniba.sk/~fendek/medovniky.html&usg=__wesbTBMqaBp95Nqax6V9CiZdihs=&h=487&w=480&sz=37&hl=fr&start=25&tbnid=iAa041p8_o6ZFM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=127&prev=/images?q=probe+starcraft&gbv=2&ndsp=20&hl=fr&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:fr:official&sa=N&start=20

We need some scourge cakes !



...looks like a sandwhich
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=104154&currentpage=316#6317
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
March 12 2009 08:58 GMT
#176
I thought you guys broke up?
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
March 12 2009 09:01 GMT
#177
is it as good as this?

baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 09:15:49
March 12 2009 09:12 GMT
#178
On March 12 2009 15:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2009 15:39 baal wrote:
This is more amazing because she clearly is blind.


You are going to keep barking up that tree hoping I get all mad.

Just realize

You are posting in a thread about my gf's cake that she made for me on the day my major show premiered. I am literally leagues above you sir. In every way. You can flame me but at the end of the day that is all you will have.

I hate getting all "high and mighty" here acting as if I am better than everyone. I'm not. But I am better than baal. Not that that is saying anything.


So you wont dignify my post with you getting mad and posting about it... wait.... FAIL.

The only league you are above me sir is on the body fat % one... i concede on that one.

Im not even talking less of you, it seems you are the one with issues on that department, all im mocking (and have been since day 1) is that you are fat and ugly, and i mean if you seriously think you arent damn... blindness is contagious.

So your defense is, "im on a TV show", so thats how is it going to be? is it going to be a vain cock waving about petty archievements?, then so be it...

Son i make more in 1 week than you make in the entire year, in matter of fact i could buy the TV show and force you wear a ballet skirt, just because i enjoyed that Disney movie.


PS: If you werent so self centered you would realize that those insults at you were complimenting your GF, which seems irrelevant to you, cuz you are an attention whore.
Im back, in pog form!
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1893 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 09:15:41
March 12 2009 09:13 GMT
#179
On March 12 2009 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2009 14:46 Rus_Brain wrote:
let's make a newspost :D <3


can you translate the comments? That is awesome.. she is really excited.

#1 Get.Legate: damn, does he rly need to eat more? ^^
#2 tamagoch: wow! He's big ^^
#3 7x)Kardinal: Seems to be pure protein inside
#4 FoRGeR: That's cute
#5 MazZLeR: He's already the fucking ultralisk himself.... I doubt anyone ever sees a mouse in his hand
#6 Levit[КАЛ]: bwah incontrolable hulk /Add: Seems to be some sort of special size ^__^
#7 k23_rEality: I thought he's a fatboy, but he's a real hunk. And girl is awesome. Great job, dude.
#8 sOte[raGe]: Yup, pretty girl
#9 Perchik: Girl is hot, Incontrol is hunk. I dis realy changed my mind about inc.
#10 oneday: Fucking hunk starcraft player with a hot chick..America
#11 SAT_Anchelm: Yeah... A hunk with a sexy gf playing SC very good... well...
#12 Rus_Brain: Succeed he should :D
#13 NiceAff-JunG: Best girl
#14 gofe1: I'm pissed off :D
#15 CocoK: That chick is nice!! And Inc is bigger than Dimaga... O_O!!!
#16 aFz)KoT: His fucking arms bigger than my fucking legs
#17 pAq.Arche: incontrol = topinambur? //untranslatable reps.ru humor. like Cloud's cookies monster; but that was rather compliment ^^//
#18 fiRe)May: Nice girl)
#19 mOOpindahOuse: I think he stroke her and made to cook this cake
#20 fiRe)Lucky: Incontrol's boobs bigger than this girl's ones
#21 BWAA!: Nice chick
#22 NiceAff-OFFliNEr: I think he stroke her and made his girlfriend! xO
#23 imba.check: Offliner ROFL!!! xDDDDDDD Anyways cake is nice ) Incontrol showed up with his GF at the same time as cake, btw =)) /Add: But very nice newspost in general =) Made me smile at early morning =)
#24 NiceAff-InqubE: Nice:}
#25 boar: Hot stuff
#26 Svetlov: I hope I wont defeat him somehow, or he will kill me.
#27 Exfive-FruStim: I'm sure the muscleman win will ESWC Zone 1 xDDD
#28 fiRe)Lucky: Good makeup made her that hot --
+ Show Spoiler +
Uncotrolable owe me a kiss now
+ Show Spoiler +
w00t... Don't ever show it to my GF o_O

Bu the way. you did not miss the how-to-cook-this, did you? ^^
patyrykin.net
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
March 12 2009 09:17 GMT
#180
LOL I love the blood on the bottom of the tin foil. That's awesome
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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