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404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 09:23:22
March 12 2009 09:22 GMT
#181
On March 12 2009 18:12 baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2009 15:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On March 12 2009 15:39 baal wrote:
This is more amazing because she clearly is blind.


You are going to keep barking up that tree hoping I get all mad.

Just realize

You are posting in a thread about my gf's cake that she made for me on the day my major show premiered. I am literally leagues above you sir. In every way. You can flame me but at the end of the day that is all you will have.

I hate getting all "high and mighty" here acting as if I am better than everyone. I'm not. But I am better than baal. Not that that is saying anything.


So you wont dignify my post with you getting mad and posting about it... wait.... FAIL.

The only league you are above me sir is on the body fat % one... i concede on that one.

Im not even talking less of you, it seems you are the one with issues on that department, all im mocking (and have been since day 1) is that you are fat and ugly, and i mean if you seriously think you arent damn... blindness is contagious.

So your defense is, "im on a TV show", so thats how is it going to be? is it going to be a vain cock waving about petty archievements?, then so be it...

Son i make more in 1 week than you make in the entire year, in matter of fact i could buy the TV show and force you wear a ballet skirt, just because i enjoyed that Disney movie.


PS: If you werent so self centered you would realize that those insults at you were complimenting your GF, which seems irrelevant to you, cuz you are an attention whore.


What is this? If I was a woman or a protoss player I would tap Inc like an oil reserve.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Valentir
Profile Joined May 2008
Norway266 Posts
March 12 2009 09:38 GMT
#182
Hoho, very very nice. I salute you master chef.
frakkin hell.
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 10:26:58
March 12 2009 10:25 GMT
#183
God i thought baal didnt post any more. Bliss is so short. Or atleast i thought he didn't post anymore. I prefer my own dellusion.
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
Sinedd
Profile Joined July 2008
Poland7052 Posts
March 12 2009 10:30 GMT
#184
i Want Archon cake instead plz !!! :D
T H C makes ppl happy
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
March 12 2009 10:45 GMT
#185
Can someone explain me why Baal is a super cool poster and mod on Liquid Poker and acts like a complete dick here ?
o,o

He has schizophrenia or what ? Why so much hate for Inc... -.-
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
March 12 2009 12:21 GMT
#186
On March 12 2009 19:45 Boblion wrote:
Can someone explain me why Baal is a super cool poster and mod on Liquid Poker and acts like a complete dick here ?
o,o

He has schizophrenia or what ? Why so much hate for Inc... -.-


no much hate, just calling him fatty as ive always done, he just went out of the way to tell me how much better his life is because he is in a reality TV show LOL!.
Im back, in pog form!
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
March 12 2009 13:09 GMT
#187
permaban baal imo
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
March 12 2009 13:30 GMT
#188
Wow that's sick.

My girlfriend hates StarCraft, because I spend so much time playing/watching it. You're lucky!
RIP Aaliyah
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
March 12 2009 13:40 GMT
#189
On March 12 2009 22:09 CrownRoyal wrote:
permaban baal imo


cross-community warfare ftw olololl
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
March 12 2009 13:42 GMT
#190
On March 11 2009 18:52 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Awwww you ate it already?

Leave it in the fridge! Give it +2 carapace!!


lololol i lost the game
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
March 12 2009 13:46 GMT
#191
baal ftw

anyways the cake looks delicious

youve got a great gf inc!
fromis_9 enjoyer
Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
March 12 2009 14:14 GMT
#192
Shock and Awe.
"Fundamental preparation is always effective. Work on those parts of your game that are fundamentally weak." -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
March 12 2009 14:54 GMT
#193
On March 12 2009 13:09 ReS wrote:
What was your apm while making this cake?


lawl
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
March 12 2009 14:55 GMT
#194
On March 12 2009 19:25 kefkalives wrote:
God i thought baal didnt post any more. Bliss is so short. Or atleast i thought he didn't post anymore. I prefer my own dellusion.


Yeah... is he liquistalking me? Cause I swear, wherever I am, there he is with his poopy little black cloud of idiocy.
* www.twitter.com/AnnaProsser * www.facebook.com/AnnaProsser * www.twitch.tv/AnnaProsser * www.youtube.com/annaprossertv *
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 15:37:08
March 12 2009 15:35 GMT
#195
On March 12 2009 18:13 Rus_Brain wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2009 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On March 12 2009 14:46 Rus_Brain wrote:
let's make a newspost :D <3


can you translate the comments? That is awesome.. she is really excited.

#1 Get.Legate: damn, does he rly need to eat more? ^^
#2 tamagoch: wow! He's big ^^
#3 7x)Kardinal: Seems to be pure protein inside
#4 FoRGeR: That's cute
#5 MazZLeR: He's already the fucking ultralisk himself.... I doubt anyone ever sees a mouse in his hand
#6 Levit[КАЛ]: bwah incontrolable hulk /Add: Seems to be some sort of special size ^__^
#7 k23_rEality: I thought he's a fatboy, but he's a real hunk. And girl is awesome. Great job, dude.
#8 sOte[raGe]: Yup, pretty girl
#9 Perchik: Girl is hot, Incontrol is hunk. I dis realy changed my mind about inc.
#10 oneday: Fucking hunk starcraft player with a hot chick..America
#11 SAT_Anchelm: Yeah... A hunk with a sexy gf playing SC very good... well...
#12 Rus_Brain: Succeed he should :D
#13 NiceAff-JunG: Best girl
#14 gofe1: I'm pissed off :D
#15 CocoK: That chick is nice!! And Inc is bigger than Dimaga... O_O!!!
#16 aFz)KoT: His fucking arms bigger than my fucking legs
#17 pAq.Arche: incontrol = topinambur? //untranslatable reps.ru humor. like Cloud's cookies monster; but that was rather compliment ^^//
#18 fiRe)May: Nice girl)
#19 mOOpindahOuse: I think he stroke her and made to cook this cake
#20 fiRe)Lucky: Incontrol's boobs bigger than this girl's ones
#21 BWAA!: Nice chick
#22 NiceAff-OFFliNEr: I think he stroke her and made his girlfriend! xO
#23 imba.check: Offliner ROFL!!! xDDDDDDD Anyways cake is nice ) Incontrol showed up with his GF at the same time as cake, btw =)) /Add: But very nice newspost in general =) Made me smile at early morning =)
#24 NiceAff-InqubE: Nice:}
#25 boar: Hot stuff
#26 Svetlov: I hope I wont defeat him somehow, or he will kill me.
#27 Exfive-FruStim: I'm sure the muscleman win will ESWC Zone 1 xDDD
#28 fiRe)Lucky: Good makeup made her that hot --
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Uncotrolable owe me a kiss now
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w00t... Don't ever show it to my GF o_O

Bu the way. you did not miss the how-to-cook-this, did you? ^^



Funniest comment ever, i can't stop laughing at it :p.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
LordofAscension
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States589 Posts
March 12 2009 15:55 GMT
#196
That's an awesome cake! Well done :D

<3

~LoA
~WelCoMe tO My rEaLm SC:L - sclegacy.com
Hacksaw11
Profile Joined July 2008
Australia359 Posts
March 12 2009 16:09 GMT
#197
INcontrol is a ultralisk in bed lol
- -
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-12 16:38:34
March 12 2009 16:18 GMT
#198
if only my wife cooked me such a cake : ) -

+ Show Spoiler +
baal has always been narrow minded, obnoxious & rude for years, nothing new there /just ignore
it's the trend in these forums anyway, and often the example is set by the staff themselves, so why are people surprised now? we've all been victims and culprits of this at one time or another
don't perma ban plz though, every now and then even if he does believe global warming is fairy tales he does have an interesting opinion
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
March 12 2009 16:25 GMT
#199
thanks physician
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
March 12 2009 18:07 GMT
#200
Lol, I know baal came out of the blue with the insults, but how many countless threads have been derailed and trolled by iNc? I think this is going to turn into like the Idra/Korea phase where people forgot how much of a dick he was before he went to Korea and then it was all "idra hwating" crap and now look at where things are now. If baal deserves a ban for that iNc deserves so much more, bandwagoning = . :p
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
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