EPTWhat did you do last night? - Page 2
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
Passing out during sex then taking an epic piss all over her bed because she forgot to wear her adult diapers, and you still associate yourself with her... amazing! Her place sounds extremely creepy as well. | ||
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Luvz
Norway356 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6639 Posts
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liosama
843 Posts
It was me, Dez, and Main Three right? And on the first car in small letters it said 'All you see is..' and then you know big, big, you know some block silver letters that said '..crime in the city' right?" "It just took up the whole car?" "Yeah yeah, it was a whole car and shit..." Escuchela.. la ciudad respirando The new moon rode high in the crown of the metropolis Shinin, like who on top of this? People was tusslin, arguin and bustlin Gangstaz of Gotham hardcore hustlin I'm wrestlin with words and ideas My ears is picky, seekin what will transmit the scribes can apply to transcript, yo This ain't no time where the usual is suitable Tonight alive, let's describe the inscrutable The indisputable, we New York the narcotic Strength in metal and fiber optics where mercenaries is paid to trade hot stock tips for profits, thirsty criminals take pockets Hard knuckles on the second hands of workin class watches Skyscrapers is collosus, the cost of living is preposterous, stay alive, you play or die, no options No Batman and Robin, can't tell between the cops and the robbers, they both partners, they all heartless With no conscience, back streets stay darkened Where unbeliever hearts stay hardened My eagle talons STAY sharpened, like city lights stay throbbin You either make a way or stay sobbin, the Shiny Apple is bruised but sweet and if you choose to eat You could lose your teeth, many crews retreat Nightly news repeat, who got | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
Tell me, where did you sleep last night? In the pines, in the pines, where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through | ||
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
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Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On November 10 2008 10:29 Snet wrote: Holy shit lol, gross... Passing out during sex then taking an epic piss all over her bed because she forgot to wear her adult diapers, and you still associate yourself with her... amazing! Her place sounds extremely creepy as well. LOL Everytime I read "Epic Piss" outload I can't stop laughing. That's so goddamn funny and disgusting at the same time O_O. Maaaaaaaaaaan you've got a lot of balls to have put up with that. EDIT: Your lucky she didn't unload on you while you were fucking her... I just hung out with me friends last night and watched Clerks 2 and Role Models, Both fucking hilarious, I recommend them if you haven't seen them. EDIT2: What is with these epic general threads today, they are so funny  | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
tell me how the bathroom door opened, i dont get it lol (although i don't think you, or anyone, do either aahahha) | ||
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
so she pissed in the bed.. so what.. it's only piss and there could be a good explanation for it (which it turned out to be)... she's hella cute! | ||
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Meta
United States6225 Posts
Way to go, I bet she would have been so embarrassed if she woke up with piss everywhere and you were nowhere to be found. This will probably work out for the best for you. | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Ceril
Sweden1343 Posts
If you like the girl, keep her. Cant help medical conditions and that one isnt to cumbersome. If it is, just move to germany. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14904 Posts
it was fantastic | ||
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
On November 10 2008 11:34 KOFgokuon wrote: i played settlers of catan for 5 hours it was fantastic amen | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
For those of you saying "gross" fuck you.  To a certain extent it is, but if its a chronic condition or something she can't really do anything about it. maleorderbride I think you did the right thing in staying especially if you've known her for 12 of your childhood years and shes that cute. I'm interested in knowing what happened the morning both of you woke up... EDIT: To answer your question in the title, went to a football game with 2 girls, both of which had boyfriends, but neither present. Tried to seduce one of them, but no real luck she thought I was only joking around.  | ||
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
We laughed about it with me making fun of her adult sized huggies and all of the retarded things she had said that evening in front of her friends. Then we moved to her study where she had a couch to sleep on for a few more hours. Second time around was a piss free experience. | ||
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