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http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft/thread/297493
That's right! I, the unstoppable, all-powerful, ingenius, good-looking, caring, benevolent MASTERMIND FakeSteve CANNOT BE DEFEATED IN THE TL VS GG SHOWMATCH
I have been practicing since the DAWN OF TIME for this match, let these notes about my improvement have you shaking in your boots!
- THIS MONTH I HAVE DOUBLED MY APM, TO NEARLY SIXTY ACTIONS PER MINUTE
- I'VE ALMOST GOT ALL OF THE UNIT NAMES MEMORIZED
- ONE TIME I SAW A PICTURE OF A PROGAMER AND I FEEL HIS ESSENCE FLOWING IN MY VEINS
- I FIGURED OUT THAT THOSE INVISIBLE THINGS ARE ACTUALLY UNITS NOT A BUG IN THE GAME SO WATCH OUT CUZ I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL THEM SOMEDAY
- I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT THIS AND SHE SAID "GOOD LUCK HONEY, I'M SURE YOU'LL WIN"! IF MY MOM SAYS IM GONNA WIN THEN THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT BECAUSE SHE IS NEVER EVER WRONG
Earlier today I was practicing and I discovered that you can use the keyboard to help you command your units! I hope this will give me an edge on the competition, because I'm SURE no one else knows about this!
You can't win, staff of GG.net! I have become too good!
Lovingly yours,
FakeSteve
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xD Oh wow. That was awesome.
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United Arab Emirates5091 Posts
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
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Ha! I just discovered an ability that makes marines faster! If I can devise a way to counterbalance the loss of HP this causes, I'll be UNBEATABLE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
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Steve if you lose I'm going to join a group of traveling gypsies into Durka Durkastan.
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wow i registered exclusively to spread the word of the crotchmaster.
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im pretty out of the loop i suppose...who's he playing and why?
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Wow, I think we got 'em spooked.
Way to go, FakeSteve! 
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On September 28 2008 23:41 statix wrote:
im pretty out of the loop i suppose...who's he playing and why?
Read the news.
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lol. i bet they're shivering in their sheets
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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OMG! What the heck did Steve got high on?
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I can't wait to see this haha
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Show em who's the crotchmaster FS
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On September 29 2008 23:59 Plus from GG.net wrote:
hes bluffing XD
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FakeSteve is the reason why i'm only 99% straight.
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On September 29 2008 00:29 grobo wrote:
FakeSteve is the reason why i'm only 99% straight.
lol
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Fakesteve, you fucking won this moment.
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Rofl FS,
SOme one from GG is gonna come here to have a counter announcement I guess. We need to warm it up right? 
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2008-09-28 16:59:20 A guy from GosuGamers wrote:
hes bluffing
BEST LINE EVER!
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On September 29 2008 01:23 The_Master wrote:BEST LINE EVER!
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
fakesteve has the power of hitler in his veins.. 88 fighting.
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that site fucking burned my retinas
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hes bluffing
Hahaha. gg net seems spooked by this, but it seems one guy doesn't know fear
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Braavos36373 Posts
lol @ the guy saying GG.net should prepare hard and shouldn't risk their rep against TL without practicing a lot
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United Arab Emirates5091 Posts
gg.net is shitting massive quantities of bricks now
fakesteve, you the man.
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On September 29 2008 02:00 Hot_Bid wrote:
lol @ the guy saying GG.net should prepare hard and shouldn't risk their rep against TL without practicing a lot
that is the most awesome thing I've seen all day.
On September 29 2008 02:04 pyrogenetix wrote:
gg.net is shitting massive quantities of bricks now
fakesteve, you the man.
This just made it all better.
We need to own THAT SHOWMATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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United States24615 Posts
GL Fakesteve.
This will be your first victory I've seen from you if you win! (I've seen over a dozen games lol)
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On September 29 2008 00:57 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Steve is a silly boy
roger that
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i'm sensing a fakesteve pwnage
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It's an honor to be part of tl because of people like fakesteve.
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2008-09-28 19:38:06, PeterNorth wrote:
FAKESTEAVE, I PLAYED YOU ON ICCUP SOMETIME AGO AND ALL I CAN SAY IS:
THIS GUY'S SKILLS ARE SIMPLY BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MORTAL PERCEPTION.
HE HAS CHAOTIC MICRO, APOCALYPTIC MACRO, HELLISH MULTI-TASKING, INFERNAL STRATEGIES, DIABOLICAL HAND-SPEED (APM 1000+), AND SATANIC GAME SENSE.
PLEASE GG.NET CREW, QUIT NOW AND YOU MAY LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
FAKESTEVE SHOWS NO MERCY WHEN HE PLAYS. HE CAN PLAY AGAINST 6000000000 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH NO HANDS, MONITOR, OR EVEN THE CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HE'S PLAYING STARCRAFT. IN SHORT, HIS GOSUNESS IS SO OVERPOWERED IT SIMPLY DOES THE PLAYING FOR HIM WHEN ANY NOOB FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE HIM JOINS FAKESTEVE'S GAME TO BE RAPED.
HIS GOSUNESS AURA ASTOUNDS ANYONE PLAYING HIM, EVEN FROM 100000000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY. YOU APM WILL BE NEGATIVE IF AFFECTED BY HIS AURA. lol
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wtf u can use ur keyboard
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Chill wrote:
I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned.
Oh god. I'll loan you mine for the ace match.
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imagine fs gets ret to play for him again
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iNcontroL
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Fakesteve played in a cw today and ROCKED his opponent 2-0. They were singing praises of his APM/Micro etc.. when Fakesteve decided that wasn't enough blood he also won in the 2v2.. he won so hard that the other team gave a w/o for game 2.
Steve is the best fucking player I ever saw.
true stories.
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I once saw fakesteve in a b.net channel and the fear he instilled in me caused me to lose every game I played for the rest of the month.
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LOL i thought the title said "FakeSteve made me gay"
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On September 29 2008 16:43 sqwert wrote:
LOL i thought the title said "FakeSteve made me gay"
I fail to see the difference.
Awesome post though, Teamliquid fighting!~
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thats fakesteve turning on the gous machine. cant wait to see our guys play!
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On September 29 2008 15:44 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Fakesteve played in a cw today and ROCKED his opponent 2-0. They were singing praises of his APM/Micro etc.. when Fakesteve decided that wasn't enough blood he also won in the 2v2.. he won so hard that the other team gave a w/o for game 2.
Steve is the best fucking player I ever saw.
true stories.
That makes my bosom swell with pride and love for my dear friend.
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Oh my god. That was good. "Hes bluffing"
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Okay, new plan, let Fakesteve smurf for the entire TL team, get him an extra comp for the 2v2s, it's a surefire way to victory!
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On September 29 2008 18:38 CFDragon wrote:
Okay, new plan, let Fakesteve smurf for the entire TL team, get him an extra comp for the 2v2s, it's a surefire way to victory!
ZOMG FOR SRS HAVING A SECOND COMP TO PLAY ON AT THE SAME TIME IS THE ONLY WAY TO UNLEASH FS'S TRUE POTENTIAL!
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iNcontroL
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLL
FakeSteve's match is the only one I'm like 100000% sure that TL will win lol
Mad talented
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On September 29 2008 03:44 CharlieMurphy wrote:Show nested quote +2008-09-28 19:38:06, PeterNorth wrote:
FAKESTEAVE, I PLAYED YOU ON ICCUP SOMETIME AGO AND ALL I CAN SAY IS:
THIS GUY'S SKILLS ARE SIMPLY BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MORTAL PERCEPTION.
HE HAS CHAOTIC MICRO, APOCALYPTIC MACRO, HELLISH MULTI-TASKING, INFERNAL STRATEGIES, DIABOLICAL HAND-SPEED (APM 1000+), AND SATANIC GAME SENSE.
PLEASE GG.NET CREW, QUIT NOW AND YOU MAY LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
FAKESTEVE SHOWS NO MERCY WHEN HE PLAYS. HE CAN PLAY AGAINST 6000000000 PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME WITH NO HANDS, MONITOR, OR EVEN THE CONSCIOUSNESS THAT HE'S PLAYING STARCRAFT. IN SHORT, HIS GOSUNESS IS SO OVERPOWERED IT SIMPLY DOES THE PLAYING FOR HIM WHEN ANY NOOB FOOLISH ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE HIM JOINS FAKESTEVE'S GAME TO BE RAPED.
HIS GOSUNESS AURA ASTOUNDS ANYONE PLAYING HIM, EVEN FROM 100000000 LIGHT YEARS AWAY. YOU APM WILL BE NEGATIVE IF AFFECTED BY HIS AURA. lol
AHH DON'T WASTE YOUR 10K'TH POST D:
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I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned.
ROFL CHILL
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2008-09-28 16:59:20, Plus wrote:
hes bluffing
hahaha
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FakeSteve wrote:
Lovingly yours,
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If Fakesteve loses his game, I'll stop losing weight.
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On September 29 2008 16:43 sqwert wrote:
LOL i thought the title said "FakeSteve made me gay"
Well, I didn't need to announce that I just assumed it was like this for everybody?
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I once obs one of fakesteves games where he had 20 bc's out in 23 seconds, it was kinda cool watching a bc take on a probe
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On September 30 2008 01:16 Equinox_kr wrote:Show nested quote +I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned. ROFL CHILL
even oov didn't manage to blow off arms. Remind me never to play fakesteve (or oov for that matter xD)
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On September 30 2008 03:29 waterdragon wrote:Show nested quote +On September 30 2008 01:16 Equinox_kr wrote:I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned. ROFL CHILL even oov didn't manage to blow off arms. Remind me never to play fakesteve (or oov for that matter xD)
so how are you typing?...
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He can also summon Sea.Shield
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Read it this morning before this. It was, ok? Go TL 
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On September 30 2008 03:29 kpcrew wrote:Show nested quote +On September 30 2008 03:29 waterdragon wrote:On September 30 2008 01:16 Equinox_kr wrote:I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned. ROFL CHILL even oov didn't manage to blow off arms. Remind me never to play fakesteve (or oov for that matter xD) so how are you typing?...
Third arm, obv.
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I can confirm that Chill types with his third arm
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On September 30 2008 04:28 SayaSP wrote:
I can confirm that Chill types with his third arm
Chill must have been amazing with his 3 arm style sc before he challenged fakesteve to a game.
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On September 30 2008 04:05 Chill wrote:Show nested quote +On September 30 2008 03:29 kpcrew wrote:On September 30 2008 03:29 waterdragon wrote:On September 30 2008 01:16 Equinox_kr wrote:I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned. ROFL CHILL even oov didn't manage to blow off arms. Remind me never to play fakesteve (or oov for that matter xD) so how are you typing?... Third arm, obv.
I thought you typed with your third leg?
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i thought he used telekinesis to press the keys down
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Good luck FakeSteve, REPRESENT TL YAY
+ Show Spoiler +Fake... Steve... sounds very interesting
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This is so funny!
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I'd hate to meet the real Steve
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On September 30 2008 06:07 d(O.o)a wrote:Show nested quote +On September 30 2008 04:05 Chill wrote:On September 30 2008 03:29 kpcrew wrote:On September 30 2008 03:29 waterdragon wrote:On September 30 2008 01:16 Equinox_kr wrote:I once played Fakesteve and his intense macro actually blew off both my arms. You were warned. ROFL CHILL even oov didn't manage to blow off arms. Remind me never to play fakesteve (or oov for that matter xD) so how are you typing?... Third arm, obv. I thought you typed with your third leg?
Chill is like Goro =/
Fakesteve for all kill~~~
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On September 30 2008 08:46 NonY[rC] wrote:
I'd hate to meet the real Steve
LMAO
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Okay, FS is ready to pwn. Gogo 60APM HWAITING!
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Art Of Gosuness; True stories about FakeSteve
now in a store near you
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So now GG.net has one epic thread.
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Wow...FakeSteve ftw. That was an incredible thread. ahahaha...
So many laaame responses to that...too many ppl trying too hard to be funny over there...-___-
The reply, "He's bluffing..." was absolutely PRICELESS, though...I was laughing out loud to that...
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haha steve
i hope we don't get murdered in this
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EPT
