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Ryot
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Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 04:26 GMT
#1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25431893/

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"AUSTELL, Ga. - A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.

Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release.

Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed.

Six Flags said it closed the roller coaster after the Saturday afternoon accident out of respect for the teen's family. The ride was expected to reopen on Sunday, according to a Six Flags news release.

No riders injured
Police said the ride was going full speed when the teen was struck. The ride's top speed is 50 mph, according to the park's Web site.

No one riding on the roller coaster was injured, Sheth said. The teen was with another boy who also entered the restricted area but was not injured, Pierce said.

The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church near Springfield, S.C., police said.

In May 2002, 58-year-old groundskeeper Samuel Milton Guyton of Atlanta was killed after he wandered in a restricted area under the Batman roller coaster's path and was struck in the head by the dangling leg of one of the ride's passengers. The ride was closed for a day to allow the federal Occupational Safety and Health Administration to inspect the ride. It was deemed safe for passengers.

In June 2007, a teenager's legs were severed when cables snapped on the Superman Tower of Power ride at Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom in Louisville, Ky. Doctors were able to reattach Kaitlyn Lasitter's right foot, but she had to have some of her left leg amputated and subsequent surgeries.

State officials blame a faulty cable and slow response by an amusement park ride operator in the accident. Her family is suing Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom, claiming the park failed to maintain the ride and equipment and ensure riders' safety. The amusement park has denied liability in court filings."


Thoughts?

And please nothing dumb like "he wanted to give batman a piece of his mind".


DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
June 30 2008 04:28 GMT
#2
LOLZ you should be sent to the PUNitentery
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 30 2008 04:28 GMT
#3
"Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release."

What thoughts should we be having? Batman > Imbecile.
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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
June 30 2008 04:29 GMT
#4
Someone got ahead of himself.
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overpool
Profile Joined April 2008
United States191 Posts
June 30 2008 04:30 GMT
#5
I hope Six Flags doesn't have to deal with a lawsuit because some idiot "scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was off-limits and dangerous to visitors."
yay i love tl events
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 04:31:18
June 30 2008 04:30 GMT
#6
THE GODDAMN BATMAN

yaa I work at wonderlandd and some kids are always jumping into our restricted area just to retrieve their hats wtf
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Chuiu
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
3470 Posts
June 30 2008 04:30 GMT
#7
Did he at least get his hat?
♞
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 30 2008 04:30 GMT
#8
Darwin approves.
t.t
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 30 2008 04:32 GMT
#9
he must have lost his mind to bypass all those obstacles 8D
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Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 04:32 GMT
#10
Apparently the family is gonna try and sue Six Flags, and they are denying liability.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 04:32 GMT
#11
On June 30 2008 13:29 JeeJee wrote:
Someone got ahead of himself.


he was making great headway until he lost it
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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
June 30 2008 04:33 GMT
#12
On June 30 2008 13:32 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:29 JeeJee wrote:
Someone got ahead of himself.


he was making great headway until he lost it


you're heading straight to hell.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 30 2008 04:39 GMT
#13
his head entirely came off
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
June 30 2008 04:43 GMT
#14
On June 30 2008 13:39 travis wrote:
his head entirely came off


Wow that's pretty gruesome.
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
June 30 2008 04:46 GMT
#15
thats why you dont fuck with the fucking Batman
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blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
June 30 2008 04:47 GMT
#16
lol austin powers.
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 30 2008 04:51 GMT
#17
On June 30 2008 13:39 travis wrote:
his head entirely came off


hahahah
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[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
June 30 2008 04:51 GMT
#18
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?
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Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
June 30 2008 04:53 GMT
#19
Standard Darwinian procedure, nothing to see here, folks.
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Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 04:54 GMT
#20
lol it's official, every gruesome news story on TL must be a pun fest.

I'm not complaning though, I'm lol'ing.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
June 30 2008 04:55 GMT
#21
the security guards should have headed that kid off before he jumped the fences :[
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 30 2008 04:56 GMT
#22
That's crazy. I rode that ride last year.
Imagine what it feels like for the person on that coaster and they feel like a loud thump >_<
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Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
June 30 2008 04:56 GMT
#23
Stupid kid, he should've known he was heading straight into danger.
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
June 30 2008 04:57 GMT
#24
Imagine being the guy on the ride who kicked the kid's head off. Not cool.

I always liked that ride too.
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nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
June 30 2008 05:04 GMT
#25
The sad thing is I could see the parents suing and winning, because when you think about it two six foot fences and some signs are that much of a deterrent these days...

Six Flags is going to have to make people sign a "no stupid" contract upon entering the theme park if this sort of lame shit keeps up.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24664 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 05:05:46
June 30 2008 05:05 GMT
#26
At six flags the security guard gave some girls in my group a hard time because they ducked under a minor banister in the line for the dark knight ride, yet all they were doing was bypassing about 50 feet of unoccupied walkway. He didn't even witness them doing it but someone else who got kicked off mentioned that they had done it, and then he argued for like 10 minutes and threatened to kick a group of like 10 people off the line before the two girls submitted. If he had worried about important things like people ducking under the roller coasters, maybe this wouldn't have happened :p
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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 30 2008 05:07 GMT
#27
He won't be getting HEAD any time soon. lololololololol
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 30 2008 05:07 GMT
#28
On June 30 2008 13:57 ShadowDrgn wrote:
Imagine being the guy on the ride who kicked the kid's head off.



?????????


lol
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
June 30 2008 05:07 GMT
#29
sucks to me him
family is retarded, you raised an idiot son
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
June 30 2008 05:10 GMT
#30
i read this a day or two ago. all i could think was, "that kid was a fucking idiot." if it says, "dont cross." uhhh, don't cross it. they even had two fences. -_-
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blagoonga123
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2068 Posts
June 30 2008 05:11 GMT
#31
Are you kidding. Think of how badass you'd be if you can kick people's heads clean off.
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
June 30 2008 05:14 GMT
#32
On June 30 2008 13:39 travis wrote:
his head entirely came off


Hahahahaha...
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
June 30 2008 05:16 GMT
#33
On June 30 2008 13:39 travis wrote:
his head entirely came off


hahahaha
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
June 30 2008 05:18 GMT
#34
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20010 Posts
June 30 2008 05:20 GMT
#35
On June 30 2008 13:33 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:32 HeavOnEarth wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:29 JeeJee wrote:
Someone got ahead of himself.


he was making great headway until he lost it


you're heading straight to hell.


he must have been head over heels in love with that hat.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
June 30 2008 05:21 GMT
#36
On June 30 2008 13:26 Ryot wrote:


And please nothing dumb like "he wanted to give batman a piece of his mind".




lmao
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
June 30 2008 05:23 GMT
#37
I wonder what was in his head.
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bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
June 30 2008 05:27 GMT
#38
he wanted to give batman a piece of his mind
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draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 30 2008 05:27 GMT
#39
What was going through his mind trying to pull a stunt like this?


oh yeah, the cart.
t.t
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 05:28 GMT
#40
I wonder how they realized he was missing. Maybe the group he was with did a head count and noticed he wasn't there.
Carefree
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1571 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 05:33:58
June 30 2008 05:29 GMT
#41
Oops.

Leaps two fences to get knocked out from above... he got dropped. Those damn shuttles.
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Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
June 30 2008 05:32 GMT
#42
That would be an interesting heading to an article
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
June 30 2008 05:33 GMT
#43
I live in GA and no we're not all this retarded.

Also what a dumbass. If that makes me cold-hearted so what, kid was clearly a moron. Batman is a badass ride.
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia902 Posts
June 30 2008 05:34 GMT
#44
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Carla: it's nacho cheese!

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teh.pwnerer
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada110 Posts
June 30 2008 05:35 GMT
#45
I heard that he wanted his hat because he had dandruff - they know because they found his Head and Shoulders all over the park. Looks like he won't be getting ahead in life, but he didn't have a good head on his shoulders. He must've been head-over-heels for that hat, but he won't be heading home any time soon. Maybe they didn't give him enough of a head's up?

Hats off to him, though.
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Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia902 Posts
June 30 2008 05:36 GMT
#46
way to overdo it.
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 05:37 GMT
#47
[image loading]


Decisions.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
June 30 2008 05:42 GMT
#48
I guess he isn't very headstrong.
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 05:44:46
June 30 2008 05:44 GMT
#49
On June 30 2008 13:54 Ryot wrote:
lol it's official, every gruesome news story on TL must be a pun fest.

I'm not complaning though, I'm lol'ing.

Oh man, I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now reading all these bad puns. The OPs pun was pretty great too.

Oh TL is weird.
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OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
June 30 2008 05:45 GMT
#50
On June 30 2008 13:53 Newbistic wrote:
Standard Darwinian procedure, nothing to see here, folks.


LOL
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 30 2008 05:46 GMT
#51
On June 30 2008 14:28 Ryot wrote:
I wonder how they realized he was missing. Maybe the group he was with did a head count and noticed he wasn't there.




LOLOLOLOLOL
intoyourrainbOW
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States168 Posts
June 30 2008 05:48 GMT
#52
pics or didn't happen.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 30 2008 05:54 GMT
#53
guess he wont have headaches anymore.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 05:59:31
June 30 2008 05:58 GMT
#54
That's what happens when you try to give Batman head.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 30 2008 06:03 GMT
#55
On June 30 2008 14:58 Klogon wrote:
That's what happens when you try to give Batman head.


LOL.
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dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
June 30 2008 06:08 GMT
#56
On June 30 2008 14:27 bluemanrocks wrote:
he wanted to give batman a piece of his mind


rofl.

Seriously though, how stupid can you be?
..
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 30 2008 06:15 GMT
#57
Dumbass.
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yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
June 30 2008 06:18 GMT
#58
Someone should of gave him a heads up
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lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
June 30 2008 06:25 GMT
#59
You don't just challenge batman head-to-head.
I'll call Nada.
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
June 30 2008 06:29 GMT
#60
I'd hate to be the guy behind him.
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Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
June 30 2008 06:29 GMT
#61
I bet he beleived in intelligent design.
I'll call Nada.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 06:38 GMT
#62
he hopped the fence to get his hat... what fence can he hop to get his head?
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
June 30 2008 06:45 GMT
#63
I guess he came out a foot shorter.

wait fuck
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Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 06:47 GMT
#64
On June 30 2008 15:45 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
I guess he came out a foot shorter.

wait fuck


I believe you're looking for this thread?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=73005
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3975 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 06:53:45
June 30 2008 06:51 GMT
#65
Haha funny news, as long as the parents don't win a lawsuit.

Well, at least he got there ahead of his friend...

edit: Hats off to him.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 30 2008 06:53 GMT
#66
On June 30 2008 15:45 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
I guess he came out a foot shorter.

wait fuck

LOLLLLL
DrywMz
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States394 Posts
June 30 2008 06:59 GMT
#67
On June 30 2008 14:35 teh.pwnerer wrote:
I heard that he wanted his hat because he had dandruff - they know because they found his Head and Shoulders all over the park.


I lol'd hard
pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 07:35:30
June 30 2008 07:34 GMT
#68
i bet he had some headache after the incident

edit: oops, someone made a headache reference already
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United Kingdom6056 Posts
June 30 2008 09:07 GMT
#69
POW!
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Korea (South)922 Posts
June 30 2008 09:13 GMT
#70
hats off to this moron.
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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
June 30 2008 09:23 GMT
#71
I guess it brought screaming to a whole new level for the passengers.
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 09:37 GMT
#72
On June 30 2008 14:28 Ryot wrote:
I wonder how they realized he was missing. Maybe the group he was with did a head count and noticed he wasn't there.


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 09:41 GMT
#73
On June 30 2008 15:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
he hopped the fence to get his hat... what fence can he hop to get his head?



i dunno i guess he's de-fence-less when it comes to his head
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Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 30 2008 09:46 GMT
#74
I bet he was fealing a bit light headed after that.
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shimmy
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Poland997 Posts
June 30 2008 09:53 GMT
#75
So this is a case of the Batman ride robin' another person of his life.
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LordofToast
Profile Joined May 2008
United Kingdom250 Posts
June 30 2008 09:59 GMT
#76
How ironic he went to get his hat back. I doubt he needs it now.
terranmetal
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada153 Posts
June 30 2008 10:13 GMT
#77
He must of been batty to pull off a stunt like that!
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
June 30 2008 10:32 GMT
#78
Somebody forgot to give him a heads-up on the fact the ride was coming around again?

lol T_T

but i love teh darwinian comments!! :D w00t
Oh no
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 10:46 GMT
#79
It finally got through his head but by that point it was too late.
Tacticas
Profile Joined July 2007
Israel74 Posts
June 30 2008 10:46 GMT
#80
Too bad for that youngster, he didn't even experience getting head from a girl
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Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
June 30 2008 11:10 GMT
#81
I have a feeling the Mad Hatter is behind this..
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[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
June 30 2008 11:14 GMT
#82
Apparently they flipped a coin on who would hop 1st... he got heads
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Gamjadori
Profile Joined April 2008
Japan131 Posts
June 30 2008 11:27 GMT
#83
Isn't it the biggest case of irony when you go to retrieve your hat and come back with no head?
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wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
June 30 2008 11:32 GMT
#84
On June 30 2008 20:27 Gamjadori wrote:
Isn't it the biggest case of irony when you go to retrieve your hat and come back with no head?


Holy shit, i lol'd.

Oh, and 34 post BC ftw.
I know where my towel is.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4545 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 11:36:07
June 30 2008 11:35 GMT
#85
[image loading]

People who say hats are useless when you ain't got head are so wrong
They didn't say anything about his hands?
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Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
June 30 2008 12:10 GMT
#86
The teen and his parents were at the park with a group from the Oakey Spring Baptist Church
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 12:12 GMT
#87
On June 30 2008 19:46 XCetron wrote:
It finally got through his head but by that point it was too late.


lol..=[
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 12:13 GMT
#88
On June 30 2008 20:27 Gamjadori wrote:
Isn't it the biggest case of irony when you go to retrieve your hat and come back with no head?

WUT 34 POST BC? WUT MADNESS D:
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
June 30 2008 12:16 GMT
#89
On June 30 2008 21:13 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 20:27 Gamjadori wrote:
Isn't it the biggest case of irony when you go to retrieve your hat and come back with no head?

WUT 34 POST BC? WUT MADNESS D:

Hacker?!

If you could you would too, admit it :p
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
LightRailCoyote
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States982 Posts
June 30 2008 12:20 GMT
#90
What a silly kid, he'd lose his head if it wasn't attached to his body.
AKA SurfSolar ----- This is the product of a DIY inadequate home
Smokin_Squirrel
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Korea (South)674 Posts
June 30 2008 13:35 GMT
#91
On June 30 2008 14:58 Klogon wrote:
That's what happens when you try to give Batman head.

lololol best
Running is the essence of battle
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 30 2008 13:37 GMT
#92
obviously that passenger who kicked him was chuck norris
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
June 30 2008 13:51 GMT
#93
Yet another reason for me to be scared of roller coasters!

Also, what a dumb kid.
✌
dragoonkf
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Singapore1256 Posts
June 30 2008 13:53 GMT
#94
On June 30 2008 22:37 Caller wrote:
obviously that passenger who kicked him was chuck norris

^this

Obviously, it was his time to head to heaven/hell.
Inter.MinD/Free[gm]/Stork fan
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 30 2008 13:55 GMT
#95
puns ruin threads and ruin tl
Solarian
Profile Joined June 2008
United States100 Posts
June 30 2008 14:13 GMT
#96
I'm trying to think of a good pun, but my head is just kind of cloudy.
Hi.
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
June 30 2008 14:26 GMT
#97
You should've titled the thread "Underage gives head to batman"
I'll call Nada.
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
June 30 2008 14:50 GMT
#98
When you give head to batman, obviously he will take it. No questions asked.
..
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
June 30 2008 15:37 GMT
#99
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
June 30 2008 15:43 GMT
#100
This is depressing and funny. LoL
this is my quote.
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
June 30 2008 15:49 GMT
#101
Guess going on the ride decapped him, but going back for the lost hat decapitated him.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 30 2008 15:52 GMT
#102
On June 30 2008 15:25 lololol wrote:
You don't just challenge batman head-to-head.


LOL
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 16:28 GMT
#103
Q: What was going through the kid's head as he went under the roller coaster to get his hat?

A: The roller coaster, of course.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 30 2008 16:56 GMT
#104
On July 01 2008 00:49 Hippopotamus wrote:
Guess going on the ride decapped him, but going back for the lost hat decopitated him.

decapitated*
Cogito
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States453 Posts
June 30 2008 17:01 GMT
#105
Shame about the head-chopping off and all, but I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Good job OP.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 18:32 GMT
#106
He sure has guts, I wouldnt face something like that headon.
bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
June 30 2008 18:33 GMT
#107
somone needs to redo one of those "head-on! apply directly to your forehead!" ads with a "batman rollercoaster! apply directly to your forehead!" ad.
I AM THE THIRD GATE GUARDIAN
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 18:36:48
June 30 2008 18:36 GMT
#108
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
June 30 2008 18:38 GMT
#109
On June 30 2008 13:33 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:32 HeavOnEarth wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:29 JeeJee wrote:
Someone got ahead of himself.


he was making great headway until he lost it


you're heading straight to hell.

Hilarious
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
June 30 2008 18:38 GMT
#110
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop



it's from msn.com
Warning: My Post count is the speed of my apm
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
June 30 2008 18:53 GMT
#111
Natural selection wins again!
...
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
June 30 2008 18:55 GMT
#112
--- Nuked ---
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7447 Posts
June 30 2008 18:55 GMT
#113
this story make me want to /cry...not even the puns cheered me up. I lol'ed at the serial killer puns.. but not these.. probably b/c this story is more visual.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 30 2008 18:58 GMT
#114
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


I find them fun on fark too.
t.t
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 30 2008 19:11 GMT
#115
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


glad one person agrees
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 19:34 GMT
#116
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


Yeah. Make more threads asking horrible questions about innane shit that you could figure out with a google search or the ever-so-elusive "common sense." These threads with puns and odd news are really boring...
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 19:35 GMT
#117
alas, I am getting ahead of myself.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 30 2008 19:35 GMT
#118
example?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 19:39 GMT
#119
the cellphone legality thread you infamously made comes to mind. But honestly I could probably go through most of the threads you've made and find a reason to think you're useless / dumb.

Pun threads are/have been fun and have created some of the best one-liners in TL.net history. A dude getting his head chopped off chasing a hat deserves to be mocked. It isn't a regular occurrence so it is news worthy and the actual good puns are laughable (there have been some in here). Obviously not every pun will be good but that is non-unique, everything on TL.net has its mix of good and bad.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 30 2008 19:45 GMT
#120
lmao, so morally I am wrong for wanting to use a phone I found on the ground and you are right for laughing at someone's death.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
June 30 2008 19:46 GMT
#121
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop

More Dog vs Human threads plz
Liquid | SKT
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 19:49:54
June 30 2008 19:49 GMT
#122
On July 01 2008 04:45 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lmao, so morally I am wrong for wanting to use a phone I found on the ground and you are right for laughing at someone's death.


The fact you can even get there with what was said is astounding.

No, morals didnt come into the reason for why you are so fucking stupid in the cellphone thread. Not for me anyways. The fact that you conceived that finding, using and absorbing something that isn't yours as possibly being legal as if the entire world was some kind of "finders keepers" game blew me away. Of course "finding" a phone and using it to make calls is illegal. Who the FUCK would think otherwise other than a 3 year old and you?

You can try and argue that making puns on a gaming forum about someone's death is morally worse than picking up a cellphone and making phone calls that will be charged to someone else but you would again be wrong. While these words cause no literal or tangible damage you using someone elses phone literally would. You can argue that someone close to the deceased may read this forum but I'd probably avoid that propensity argument.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32048 Posts
June 30 2008 20:07 GMT
#123
Oh, hold up, the moral police has come to the thread and cast judgement.

Making fun of dead people = cool
Using a phone = not!
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Cobalt
Profile Joined April 2008
United States441 Posts
June 30 2008 20:20 GMT
#124
This argument is making me more depressed than the news

(Because the news was hilarious, and this argument is, well...serious)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 20:38 GMT
#125
On July 01 2008 05:07 Hawk wrote:
Oh, hold up, the moral police has come to the thread and cast judgement.

Making fun of dead people = cool
Using a phone = not!


oh wow idiot citizens comment on moral police work!

Hey, reread the post and pay special attention to the part where I say it isn't about morals and then elaborate on how "using a phone" is not where he went wrong but that he didnt know that finding someone elses phone and then using it IS wrong. I know, the nuances of logical arguments can be confusing from time to time but wade through it and ask questions if you again, get locked up on some fairly basic concepts.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 20:46:51
June 30 2008 20:45 GMT
#126
Using a phone you found on the ground isn't automatically assumed to be illegal. Laws differ from place to place you have no basis on your 'logic'.

PS- I was just making the point about morals because its equally retarded as your other argument.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 30 2008 20:48 GMT
#127
Your posts are trash get off the boards.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 20:50 GMT
#128
rofl fuck off. You are the laughing stock of this forum and even you know it.

And no, it is never legal to find a phone and use it. No court of law would be ok with that because it would create the situation where someone can "find" a fucking phone when in reality they are stealing it. My logic is a helluva lot more clear and informed than the garbage you spout. Go fill a fucking government document you jester jesus.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 30 2008 20:51 GMT
#129
On July 01 2008 05:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 05:07 Hawk wrote:
Oh, hold up, the moral police has come to the thread and cast judgement.

Making fun of dead people = cool
Using a phone = not!


oh wow idiot citizens comment on moral police work!

Hey, reread the post and pay special attention to the part where I say it isn't about morals and then elaborate on how "using a phone" is not where he went wrong but that he didnt know that finding someone elses phone and then using it IS wrong. I know, the nuances of logical arguments can be confusing from time to time but wade through it and ask questions if you again, get locked up on some fairly basic concepts.

sick logical fallacy logic boy
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 20:51 GMT
#130
woa, calm down guys.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 30 2008 20:56 GMT
#131
On July 01 2008 05:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your posts complaints are trash annoying get off the boards out of this thread if you don't find it funny.


FTFY
t.t
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:20:48
June 30 2008 20:58 GMT
#132
On July 01 2008 05:56 draeger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 05:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your posts complaints are trash annoying get off the boards out of this thread if you don't find it funny.


FTFY


sorry draeger <3
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 30 2008 21:00 GMT
#133
On July 01 2008 05:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 05:56 draeger wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your posts complaints are trash annoying get off the boards out of this thread if you don't find it funny.


FTFY


I did find it funny. My complaints were about the guy complaining.. but that'd take reading for you to understand and I figure that a aggressive requirement around here.

What logical fallacy are you referring to 4chan mahini?

look he did it again!
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 21:00 GMT
#134
"finding a phone and using it is wrong"

If that is what you are referring to I admit that argument requires onlookers to fill in the space. But if you knew what I meant that was all I was going for. If you think I was 100% saying finding any phone and using it in any way is 100% always wrong then you are a fucking moron. Not a stretch considering I am responding to Mahini.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 21:01 GMT
#135
On July 01 2008 06:00 mahnini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 05:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:56 draeger wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your posts complaints are trash annoying get off the boards out of this thread if you don't find it funny.


FTFY


I did find it funny. My complaints were about the guy complaining.. but that'd take reading for you to understand and I figure that a aggressive requirement around here.

What logical fallacy are you referring to 4chan mahini?

look he did it again!


kekeke

Lets not discuss shit but rather refer to stuff and make no mention of it later! I'm game!
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 30 2008 21:03 GMT
#136
Ok, how about this. Rather than actually discussing anything yourself, you rely on ridiculous ad hominem attacks to gain some stupid moral ground on your opponent. The retarded phone argument is quite a prime example, as is your 4chan one. Happy now Mr. Debater?
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 30 2008 21:04 GMT
#137
On July 01 2008 05:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 05:56 draeger wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your posts complaints are trash annoying get off the boards out of this thread if you don't find it funny.


FTFY


I did find it funny. My complaints were about the guy complaining.. but that'd take reading for you to understand and I figure that a aggressive requirement around here.

What logical fallacy are you referring to 4chan mahini?


That wasn't directed at you.
t.t
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:08:16
June 30 2008 21:06 GMT
#138
See what I mean? This perfect poster is infallible when it comes to shitting up threads with off topic name-calling and arguments.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 21:18 GMT
#139
On July 01 2008 06:06 CharlieMurphy wrote:
See what I mean? This perfect poster is infallible when it comes to shitting up threads with off topic name-calling and arguments.


Obviously I am very far from the perfect poster. And I perfectly okay with "shitting up" this thread.. you shouldn't mind either since you asked that people stop making them right?

@Mahini: He asked for examples.. I gave one. Sorry if people are held accountable for the shit they say (yeah that was sarcasm, you don't need to be witty and elude that you caught it this time<3).
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 21:21 GMT
#140
stop derailing the thread, it was good.
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
June 30 2008 21:21 GMT
#141
Wtf is going on, it was funny until all this shit flinging...

If I wanted to see a flamewar I'd go to /b/.

Flamefest, in MY tlnet?
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:24:52
June 30 2008 21:22 GMT
#142
On July 01 2008 04:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


Yeah. Make more threads asking horrible questions about innane shit that you could figure out with a google search or the ever-so-elusive "common sense." These threads with puns and odd news are really boring...

oh did he ask for it?

p.s. i find no harm in punning the shit out of this thread, it's your horrid posts that annoy me the most. you have the uncanny ability to bait people into inane stupid arguments that have nothing to do with the matter at hand.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 30 2008 21:24 GMT
#143
/continue pun thread
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:27:11
June 30 2008 21:26 GMT
#144
On July 01 2008 06:22 mahnini wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 04:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


Yeah. Make more threads asking horrible questions about innane shit that you could figure out with a google search or the ever-so-elusive "common sense." These threads with puns and odd news are really boring...

oh did he ask for it?


He complains about what he calls a "shitty thread" and I point out he's a hypocrite. He asks for an example and I make what you quoted even more clear for him. I love how you avoid the word "accountability" in my last post and just assume that obviously I meant that he OUT OF NOWHERE is like "Hey iNcontroL! Gimme an example of my own bad thread" And I just happen to read it and give it to him.

you're fucking dense dude. Go back to 4chan where you can be dense but anonymous.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:32:38
June 30 2008 21:31 GMT
#145
Man crazy news. I guess i'm not heading out to sixflags anymore.

+ Show Spoiler +
we are still doing puns right?... man i fail. Heading was already taken T_T
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 30 2008 21:33 GMT
#146
obviously because he's a hypocrite this thread is automatically good? what generous use of logic.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:38:08
June 30 2008 21:37 GMT
#147
oh, by the way, if we want to start talking about accountability. by all accounts, you shouldn't ever be able to be trusted on subjects of starcraft. i guess that's different though, because youre falling on hard financial time eh?
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
June 30 2008 21:40 GMT
#148
Guess he wasnt ahead in life
OMG you nasty gurl
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 21:47:22
June 30 2008 21:42 GMT
#149
On July 01 2008 06:37 mahnini wrote:
oh, by the way, if we want to start talking about accountability. by all accounts, you shouldn't ever be able to be trusted on subjects of starcraft. i guess that's different though, because youre falling on hard financial time eh?


hahhahahahahahahaha

jesus rofl

god damn you are fucking stupid

ok im done. Have the last word or whatever I cannot even respond to this garbage anymore. EVEN I. And YES I have an amazing talent for arguing REALLY stupid shit so when I cannot even slink that low that is REALLY saying something dude.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
June 30 2008 21:43 GMT
#150
he must have lost his head to climb over 2 fences and then lose his head
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 21:44 GMT
#151
On July 01 2008 06:33 mahnini wrote:
obviously because he's a hypocrite this thread is automatically good? what generous use of logic.


I cant help but to respond to this cause hopefully even you can see how dumb this is...

I dont say that because he is a hypocrite this thread is good.. that is connecting two seperate statements and assuming they link and even beyond that, are something I am arguing for. I never said this thread was good nor did I say that because he is a hypocrite this thread is any quantity of good or bad. I said independent of each other, charlie is a hypocrite and that this thread contains some good puns and bad puns like anything else on TL.net.

Please tell me you can follow THAT at least..
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 21:45 GMT
#152
you slink this low?
pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
June 30 2008 21:45 GMT
#153
On July 01 2008 06:43 29 fps wrote:
he must have lost his head to climb over 2 fences and then lose his head

AHAHA

the thread comes back

i lol irl haha
pyogenes
Profile Joined May 2003
Brazil1401 Posts
June 30 2008 21:45 GMT
#154
On July 01 2008 06:45 XCetron wrote:
you slink this low?


picking out typos makes you a champion
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 21:47 GMT
#155
On July 01 2008 06:45 XCetron wrote:
you slink this low?


I fixed it just for you baby cakes Sorry!
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 30 2008 21:49 GMT
#156
On July 01 2008 06:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 06:00 mahnini wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:58 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:56 draeger wrote:
On July 01 2008 05:48 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Your posts complaints are trash annoying get off the boards out of this thread if you don't find it funny.


FTFY


I did find it funny. My complaints were about the guy complaining.. but that'd take reading for you to understand and I figure that a aggressive requirement around here.

What logical fallacy are you referring to 4chan mahini?

look he did it again!


kekeke

Lets not discuss shit but rather refer to stuff and make no mention of it later! I'm game!

On July 01 2008 06:42 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 06:37 mahnini wrote:
oh, by the way, if we want to start talking about accountability. by all accounts, you shouldn't ever be able to be trusted on subjects of starcraft. i guess that's different though, because youre falling on hard financial time eh?


hahhahahahahahahaha

jesus rofl

god damn you are fucking stupid

ok im done. Have the last word or whatever I cannot even respond to this garbage anymore. EVEN I. And YES I have an amazing talent for arguing REALLY stupid shit so when I cannot even slink this low that is REALLY saying something dude.

wat

On July 01 2008 06:44 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 06:33 mahnini wrote:
obviously because he's a hypocrite this thread is automatically good? what generous use of logic.


I cant help but to respond to this cause hopefully even you can see how dumb this is...

I dont say that because he is a hypocrite this thread is good.. that is connecting two seperate statements and assuming they link and even beyond that, are something I am arguing for. I never said this thread was good nor did I say that because he is a hypocrite this thread is any quantity of good or bad. I said independent of each other, charlie is a hypocrite and that this thread contains some good puns and bad puns like anything else on TL.net.

Please tell me you can follow THAT at least..

so basically, you are needlessly attacking CM for him stating his opinion of this thread in this thread and everything after that was simply you repeating the process.

Ad hominem, CharlieMurphy is the clear victor.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 21:51 GMT
#157
On July 01 2008 06:45 intotherei wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 06:45 XCetron wrote:
you slink this low?


picking out typos makes you a champion


yea I know, thanks for reminding me
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
June 30 2008 22:07 GMT
#158
The ride been renamed to Mortal Kombat: The fatality.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 22:08 GMT
#159
On June 30 2008 23:13 Solarian wrote:
I'm trying to think of a good pun, but my head is just kind of cloudy.


are you a jew? maybe we need to send you to a concentration camp!
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Shinrei
Profile Joined February 2007
United States236 Posts
June 30 2008 22:08 GMT
#160
He should have stopped while he was ahead
=^.^=
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20010 Posts
June 30 2008 22:24 GMT
#161
inc you just got trolled so hard. CM is so clearly wrong yet he keeps getting yout o reply

more puns please,
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 30 2008 22:25 GMT
#162
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 30 2008 22:28 GMT
#163
On June 30 2008 13:32 Ryot wrote:
Apparently the family is gonna try and sue Six Flags, and they are denying liability.

He climbed fences he wasn't supposed to climb. I really hope Six Flags counter-sues for lost proft for having to shut down the ride. I hope they do it, and I hope they win.

I'm sick and tired of the "I'm not responsible" mentality. Your stupid kid climbed a couple fences. That's his fault. He's dead now. It's not Six Flags' fault because you raised your kid to be a stupid moron.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
June 30 2008 22:34 GMT
#164
what a waste of a good thread. inc just apologize and make things okay.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 22:35 GMT
#165
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac


gold
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
June 30 2008 22:43 GMT
#166
Two six foot fences and big bold warnings signs?

Full steam ahead!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 22:43 GMT
#167
Maybe the kid had chocolate?

[image loading]

Instigata
Profile Joined April 2004
United States546 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 22:58:30
June 30 2008 22:57 GMT
#168
People have gotten so bad at reading. The story involves three sepertate incidences and some ppl have been commenting combing stories like the teen got his head kicked off. That was the groundkeeper. Also someone said the teen's parents is suing but thats the girl who lost her legs through no fault of her own. That seems legit btw that she should sue for getting her legs jacked up.
Geez I thought us ppl were the smartest.
SC2 was doomed from the start.
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
June 30 2008 22:58 GMT
#169
On July 01 2008 07:28 rpf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:32 Ryot wrote:
Apparently the family is gonna try and sue Six Flags, and they are denying liability.

He climbed fences he wasn't supposed to climb. I really hope Six Flags counter-sues for lost proft for having to shut down the ride. I hope they do it, and I hope they win.

I'm sick and tired of the "I'm not responsible" mentality. Your stupid kid climbed a couple fences. That's his fault. He's dead now. It's not Six Flags' fault because you raised your kid to be a stupid moron.

Seriously, I agree 100%... This culture of no-liability is sickening... People just want to blame someone else and make a quick fucking buck
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 23:02 GMT
#170
you will be hearing from my lawyer

The Bear
PauL_JoneS
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States373 Posts
June 30 2008 23:03 GMT
#171
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac

If he/she was then he'd be a pedo, double the fun.
Cogito
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States453 Posts
June 30 2008 23:07 GMT
#172
Can someone point me to some other pun-filled thread on TL.net like this one? I could use some more laughs.
teamsolid
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada3668 Posts
June 30 2008 23:09 GMT
#173
Title should read:

Teen gives Batman head
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
June 30 2008 23:27 GMT
#174
Batman must have thought he was two-face and made him no-face.
SCC-Caliban
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 23:30:30
June 30 2008 23:30 GMT
#175
Not reading any more of this crap thread; I've head enough

players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
STiKxSx96
Profile Joined June 2008
United States13 Posts
June 30 2008 23:41 GMT
#176
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 00:39:38
June 30 2008 23:50 GMT
#177
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was going up/down.
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 01 2008 00:06 GMT
#178
On June 30 2008 20:14 [GiTM]-Ace wrote:
Apparently they flipped a coin on who would hop 1st... he got heads


After what happened, it seems more like he didn't get heads, or lack thereof.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 01 2008 00:18 GMT
#179
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.


..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 01 2008 00:21 GMT
#180
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


No, nobody else was hurt. I live in louisville, ky, the ride that the girl rode is now gone
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
July 01 2008 00:40 GMT
#181
On July 01 2008 09:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.





Lol you're an idiot, i found it hilarious that the superman and batman rides have owned people.
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Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
July 01 2008 00:41 GMT
#182
Let's hope there's no Spiderman ride anywhere.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
July 01 2008 00:42 GMT
#183
On July 01 2008 09:40 yn01_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 09:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.





Lol you're an idiot, i found it hilarious that the superman and batman rides have owned people.

her foot did get amputated
I think it was more horrible for the people to watch her, rather than actually being her
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 00:52:36
July 01 2008 00:52 GMT
#184
On July 01 2008 09:42 Folca wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 09:40 yn01_ wrote:
On July 01 2008 09:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.





Lol you're an idiot, i found it hilarious that the superman and batman rides have owned people.

her foot did get amputated
I think it was more horrible for the people to watch her, rather than actually being her


Lol are you kidding me? watching someone is worse then getting your leg amputated? if anything you'd feel glad it wasn't you
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Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
July 01 2008 01:00 GMT
#185
At least he made the headlines...
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
RivetHead
Profile Joined March 2005
United States842 Posts
July 01 2008 01:04 GMT
#186
On July 01 2008 09:40 yn01_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 09:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.





Lol you're an idiot, i found it hilarious that the superman and batman rides have owned people.


Lets make you ride these rides thousands of time until the statistical probably approaches zero for your penis getting amputated so you won't be able to reproduce.
I *heart* bisu, nada, mind, and the lakers
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 01 2008 01:08 GMT
#187
On July 01 2008 10:04 RivetHead wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 09:40 yn01_ wrote:
On July 01 2008 09:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.





Lol you're an idiot, i found it hilarious that the superman and batman rides have owned people.


Lets make you ride these rides thousands of time until the statistical probably approaches zero for your penis getting amputated so you won't be able to reproduce.

Why so serious?
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
July 01 2008 01:17 GMT
#188
Does that even make sense?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 01:30:27
July 01 2008 01:29 GMT
#189
LOL
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
July 01 2008 01:33 GMT
#190
On July 01 2008 10:08 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 10:04 RivetHead wrote:
On July 01 2008 09:40 yn01_ wrote:
On July 01 2008 09:18 CharlieMurphy wrote:
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.





Lol you're an idiot, i found it hilarious that the superman and batman rides have owned people.


Lets make you ride these rides thousands of time until the statistical probably approaches zero for your penis getting amputated so you won't be able to reproduce.

Why so serious?


Is this is an intended Batman quote, its good.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
July 01 2008 02:10 GMT
#191
On July 01 2008 07:58 Gokey wrote:
Seriously, I agree 100%... This culture of no-liability is sickening... People just want to blame someone else and make a quick fucking buck

Obligatory bash.org:

<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 01 2008 02:10 GMT
#192
probably
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
July 01 2008 02:15 GMT
#193
LOL Darwin awards material right there.
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Koldblooded
Profile Joined July 2006
United States661 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 02:23:35
July 01 2008 02:23 GMT
#194
Damn, I rode the ride two days before this happened. The kid was retarded.
By.Flash fighting
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
July 01 2008 02:30 GMT
#195
I feel infinitely more bad for the girl than the boy
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 01 2008 02:30 GMT
#196
On July 01 2008 11:10 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 07:58 Gokey wrote:
Seriously, I agree 100%... This culture of no-liability is sickening... People just want to blame someone else and make a quick fucking buck

Obligatory bash.org:

Show nested quote +
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in

Oh god... that made me laugh so hard.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 01 2008 02:40 GMT
#197
On July 01 2008 11:10 Bill307 wrote:
Obligatory bash.org:
Show nested quote +
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in


LOL, this makes up for all of the shitty puns~!
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
July 01 2008 02:41 GMT
#198
LOL what an idiot kid. Sad to throw away a life like that though.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 01 2008 02:46 GMT
#199
SUPPORT THE ATRIOC/SHALLOW TEAM MELEE VS SAVIOR -- MATCH OF THE CENTURY
:o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
July 01 2008 02:47 GMT
#200
On July 01 2008 11:10 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 07:58 Gokey wrote:
Seriously, I agree 100%... This culture of no-liability is sickening... People just want to blame someone else and make a quick fucking buck

Obligatory bash.org:

Show nested quote +
<samsim> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<samsim> and got mauled
<samsim> and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<samsim> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<samsim> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in


LOL. so good.
[X]Domain - I just do the website. Nothing more.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 01 2008 03:43 GMT
#201
lol @ how defensive inc got once someone insulted his precious puns
T-P-S
Profile Joined June 2007
United States204 Posts
July 01 2008 03:55 GMT
#202
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


I can.

And it's awesome.
~a hunnerd. Cash, check, whatever. I'll Mothership it.
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
July 01 2008 05:45 GMT
#203
On July 01 2008 12:55 T-P-S wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


I can.

And it's awesome.


chuck norris was on that ride. that explains it
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 01 2008 05:51 GMT
#204
On July 01 2008 08:30 alpskomleko wrote:
Not reading any more of this crap thread; I've head enough





LOLOLOLOL
Tacticas
Profile Joined July 2007
Israel74 Posts
July 01 2008 08:23 GMT
#205
On July 01 2008 07:08 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 23:13 Solarian wrote:
I'm trying to think of a good pun, but my head is just kind of cloudy.


are you a jew? maybe we need to send you to a concentration camp!


wat
oh....
hahahahaahahahahha i get it!
wait...
...
shut up
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
July 01 2008 09:03 GMT
#206
One could say he busted his nut on Batman.

You might have to be an Aussie to get this one.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 01 2008 09:13 GMT
#207
On July 01 2008 18:03 RowdierBob wrote:
One could say he busted his nut on Batman.

You might have to be an Aussie to get this one.

Yeah... that's pretty fucked up in America.
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RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13004 Posts
July 01 2008 09:33 GMT
#208
Busting a nut can mean 2 things here depending how you want to take it
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
chiam_ace
Profile Joined September 2004
Malaysia111 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 10:54:42
July 01 2008 10:54 GMT
#209
On June 30 2008 14:27 draeger wrote:
What was going through his mind trying to pull a stunt like this?


oh yeah, the cart.


choked on my coffee at this
E-sports beyond borders
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 01 2008 14:50 GMT
#210
On July 01 2008 19:54 chiam_ace wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 14:27 draeger wrote:
What was going through his mind trying to pull a stunt like this?


oh yeah, the cart.


choked on my coffee at this


LOL
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Camilus
Profile Joined May 2008
United States65 Posts
July 01 2008 14:54 GMT
#211
He wanted to prove that he was the head honcho of his group. Obviously, he didn't realize that when you mess with Batman heads will roll.
lokiM
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3407 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 15:02:51
July 01 2008 14:59 GMT
#212

You can't fight the feeling.
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
July 01 2008 16:03 GMT
#213
On July 01 2008 08:02 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
you will be hearing from my lawyer

The Bear

roflroflrofl

now THAT was a damn good thread
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 01 2008 16:09 GMT
#214
haha, that black girl seemed so excited when she was telling the story, as if she enjoyed it greatly.
Sanity.
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States704 Posts
July 01 2008 16:13 GMT
#215
On July 02 2008 01:09 Snet wrote:
haha, that black girl seemed so excited when she was telling the story, as if she enjoyed it greatly.

ROFL

and you heard a big !POP!
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
July 01 2008 16:20 GMT
#216
On July 02 2008 01:13 Sanity. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 01:09 Snet wrote:
haha, that black girl seemed so excited when she was telling the story, as if she enjoyed it greatly.

ROFL

and you heard a big !POP!

Yeah, wtf, it's as if she was watching a new year's celebration or something....... =(
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 01 2008 17:09 GMT
#217
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac

I stared at this for nearly a minute before I got it, and then laughed for approximately the same time.

My hat is off to you, sir. <---Does this qualify as a pun?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 01 2008 17:15 GMT
#218
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.
Peace~
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
July 01 2008 17:26 GMT
#219
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 01 2008 19:13 GMT
#220
On July 01 2008 14:45 yn01_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 12:55 T-P-S wrote:
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


I can.

And it's awesome.


chuck norris was on that ride. that explains it

haha, thats actually pretty witty.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 01 2008 19:15 GMT
#221
On July 02 2008 02:09 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac

I stared at this for nearly a minute before I got it, and then laughed for approximately the same time.

My hat is off to you, sir. <---Does this qualify as a pun?

The pun gods have ruled no, but that it was vaguely humorous nonetheless
Liquid | SKT
lejason
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
57 Posts
July 01 2008 19:18 GMT
#222
you should all be ashamed of yourselves, shame on you all for such insensitive jokes. the nerve
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
July 01 2008 23:02 GMT
#223
Yes TL is the only website who makes fun of idiots.
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 23:11:39
July 01 2008 23:11 GMT
#224
This can be the new fatality for MK vs DC comic game
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
July 01 2008 23:16 GMT
#225
Clearly this guy was unskulled at climbing

+ Show Spoiler +
hmm already been done? Didn't want to wade through the flames
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
July 01 2008 23:19 GMT
#226
On July 02 2008 04:15 DamageControL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 02:09 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac

I stared at this for nearly a minute before I got it, and then laughed for approximately the same time.

My hat is off to you, sir. <---Does this qualify as a pun?

The pun gods have ruled no, but that it was vaguely humorous nonetheless

I can live with that.
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 23:26:13
July 01 2008 23:26 GMT
#227
this sucks
none of my threads get even 1 pun
Clan Lzuruha
EmeraldSparks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States1451 Posts
July 01 2008 23:28 GMT
#228
just in case anybody didn't realize it the lawsuit is over the superman ride leg amputation, not this
But why?
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 02 2008 16:42 GMT
#229
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.
Peace~
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
July 02 2008 18:54 GMT
#230
On July 03 2008 01:42 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.


No I mean if this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not getting it.
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
July 02 2008 19:21 GMT
#231
On July 03 2008 03:54 Ryot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 01:42 fanatacist wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.


No I mean if this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not getting it.


Capital. This word comes ultimately from the Latin word for "head".
http://louisville.edu/~bmhawo01/econpage/meanings.html
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
July 02 2008 20:04 GMT
#232
Aw man, its not as funny when you explain a joke...
this is my quote.
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
July 02 2008 20:08 GMT
#233

Surprised I haven't seen this referenced yet, maybe I just haven't read it close enough.
Camilus
Profile Joined May 2008
United States65 Posts
July 02 2008 22:11 GMT
#234
On July 03 2008 04:21 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 03:54 Ryot wrote:
On July 03 2008 01:42 fanatacist wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.


No I mean if this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not getting it.


Capital. This word comes ultimately from the Latin word for "head".
http://louisville.edu/~bmhawo01/econpage/meanings.html


I got it.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 02 2008 22:28 GMT
#235
On July 03 2008 07:11 Camilus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 04:21 [X]Ken_D wrote:
On July 03 2008 03:54 Ryot wrote:
On July 03 2008 01:42 fanatacist wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.


No I mean if this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not getting it.


Capital. This word comes ultimately from the Latin word for "head".
http://louisville.edu/~bmhawo01/econpage/meanings.html


I got it.


congrat
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
July 02 2008 22:57 GMT
#236
this guy was head over heels stupid.
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yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
July 02 2008 22:59 GMT
#237
Its amazing how close that ride is to the fence lol
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-02 23:58:22
July 02 2008 23:45 GMT
#238
The guy had it coming, its obvious he tried to cut the Batman-ride, in an attempt to sneak directly into the gift-shop.
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
July 02 2008 23:51 GMT
#239
On July 03 2008 04:21 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 03:54 Ryot wrote:
On July 03 2008 01:42 fanatacist wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.


No I mean if this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not getting it.


Capital. This word comes ultimately from the Latin word for "head".
http://louisville.edu/~bmhawo01/econpage/meanings.html


Thanks I get it now =) Funny.


ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 03 2008 00:00 GMT
#240
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HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-03 13:22:11
July 03 2008 13:08 GMT
#241
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.


Fixed. "cap"

xD
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
July 03 2008 13:10 GMT
#242
I saw this on yahoo news

fucken crazy
bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
July 03 2008 14:03 GMT
#243
On July 03 2008 05:08 CFDragon wrote:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II
Surprised I haven't seen this referenced yet, maybe I just haven't read it close enough.


ahem....

On July 01 2008 03:33 bluemanrocks wrote:
somone needs to redo one of those "head-on! apply directly to your forehead!" ads with a "batman rollercoaster! apply directly to your forehead!" ad.

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SlickR12345
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Macedonia408 Posts
July 03 2008 14:57 GMT
#244
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 03 2008 15:51 GMT
#245
On July 03 2008 08:51 Ryot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 04:21 [X]Ken_D wrote:
On July 03 2008 03:54 Ryot wrote:
On July 03 2008 01:42 fanatacist wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:26 Ryot wrote:
On July 02 2008 02:15 fanatacist wrote:
I think it's unfortunate that the news is trying to capitalize on this accident and relates it to other accidents.


I don't get it.

Learn latin. Or economics.


No I mean if this was supposed to be a joke, I'm not getting it.


Capital. This word comes ultimately from the Latin word for "head".
http://louisville.edu/~bmhawo01/econpage/meanings.html


Thanks I get it now =) Funny.



The truth shines through.

I didn't intend to make it a pun until I had it typed out, so it was more of an after-thought.
Peace~
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-03 16:03:55
July 03 2008 16:03 GMT
#246
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.


How about a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?
I'll call Nada.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32048 Posts
July 03 2008 16:04 GMT
#247
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'
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draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
July 03 2008 16:13 GMT
#248
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.


Considering he was jumping up and able to touch the coaster from on the other side of the fence, I don't see how it could have been much higher.

At some point you have to put faith in people not being complete idiots. The warning signs should be more than enough to exonerate the park from any lawsuits.
t.t
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 03 2008 16:16 GMT
#249
20 meter =~ 60 feet.

I don't think so.
Peace~
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
July 03 2008 16:34 GMT
#250
On July 04 2008 01:04 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'


ROFL
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 03 2008 16:52 GMT
#251
On July 04 2008 01:34 Ryot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 01:04 Hawk wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'


ROFL


i dont get it ;_;
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
July 03 2008 16:57 GMT
#252
On July 04 2008 01:52 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 01:34 Ryot wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:04 Hawk wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'


ROFL


i dont get it ;_;


Were you the one decapitated by the Batman ride?
I'll call Nada.
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-03 17:48:32
July 03 2008 17:47 GMT
#253
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.


what's stopping from someone climbing a 20meter fence? then you'll get retards climbing the fence, falling down and breaking their legs AND head.

they should've just put a third fence imo. that would've solved all the problems clearly.

oh and btw, 20meter fence is like 6-7 stories lol?
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 03 2008 17:57 GMT
#254
20 m is fucking huge lololololol
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
July 03 2008 18:01 GMT
#255
On July 04 2008 01:52 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 01:34 Ryot wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:04 Hawk wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'


ROFL


i dont get it ;_;

Google: Darwin Awards.

LOL @ lololol
Peace~
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32048 Posts
July 03 2008 18:22 GMT
#256
On July 04 2008 01:52 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 01:34 Ryot wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:04 Hawk wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'


ROFL


i dont get it ;_;




I'm not one to bash on people who don't bother in school, but have you really never heard of Darwin?
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 03 2008 19:14 GMT
#257
On July 04 2008 01:52 HeavOnEarth wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2008 01:34 Ryot wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:04 Hawk wrote:
On July 04 2008 01:03 lololol wrote:
On July 03 2008 23:57 SlickR12345 wrote:
they need better protection, there are kids on their park. I say they should put 20 meter fences if they have to.



What about putting a ride that decapitates people to keep them away from the restricted area?


They could name it 'THE DARWIN ADVENTURE'


ROFL


i dont get it ;_;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 03 2008 19:23 GMT
#258
i know what darwinism is , but i still dont get it lol
its not the process just the context of the joke

"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Antifate
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States415 Posts
July 03 2008 19:29 GMT
#259
Perhaps he wasn't very headstrong.

*runs*
No one is taller than the last man standing.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 03 2008 19:29 GMT
#260
Imagine riding a roller coaster and suddenly KICKING SOMEONES HEAD OFF OF THEIR SHOULDERS
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 03 2008 19:32 GMT
#261
On July 04 2008 04:23 HeavOnEarth wrote:
i know what darwinism is , but i still dont get it lol
its not the process just the context of the joke


-,.,.,.-
The weakest and in this case the most "stupid" die off and the strongest remain
Soranna12
Profile Joined July 2008
United States10 Posts
July 15 2008 16:33 GMT
#262
...that's why I keep my legs tucked against the coaster when I ride them...doesn't seem like such a silly idea now
The only difference between a killer and a stalker is committment ~ unknown commedian
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
July 15 2008 17:19 GMT
#263
On July 16 2008 01:33 Soranna12 wrote:
...that's why I keep my legs tucked against the coaster when I ride them...doesn't seem like such a silly idea now


very good bump sir

you could always leg it go though
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Soranna12
Profile Joined July 2008
United States10 Posts
July 15 2008 17:33 GMT
#264
On July 16 2008 02:19 Yogurt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2008 01:33 Soranna12 wrote:
...that's why I keep my legs tucked against the coaster when I ride them...doesn't seem like such a silly idea now


very good bump sir

you could always leg it go though




Cheesy...but I got a chuckle Still cheesy though
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