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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
June 30 2008 15:49 GMT
#101
Guess going on the ride decapped him, but going back for the lost hat decapitated him.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 30 2008 15:52 GMT
#102
On June 30 2008 15:25 lololol wrote:
You don't just challenge batman head-to-head.


LOL
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 16:28 GMT
#103
Q: What was going through the kid's head as he went under the roller coaster to get his hat?

A: The roller coaster, of course.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
June 30 2008 16:56 GMT
#104
On July 01 2008 00:49 Hippopotamus wrote:
Guess going on the ride decapped him, but going back for the lost hat decopitated him.

decapitated*
Cogito
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States453 Posts
June 30 2008 17:01 GMT
#105
Shame about the head-chopping off and all, but I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Good job OP.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
June 30 2008 18:32 GMT
#106
He sure has guts, I wouldnt face something like that headon.
bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
June 30 2008 18:33 GMT
#107
somone needs to redo one of those "head-on! apply directly to your forehead!" ads with a "batman rollercoaster! apply directly to your forehead!" ad.
I AM THE THIRD GATE GUARDIAN
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 18:36:48
June 30 2008 18:36 GMT
#108
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
June 30 2008 18:38 GMT
#109
On June 30 2008 13:33 JeeJee wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:32 HeavOnEarth wrote:
On June 30 2008 13:29 JeeJee wrote:
Someone got ahead of himself.


he was making great headway until he lost it


you're heading straight to hell.

Hilarious
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
June 30 2008 18:38 GMT
#110
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop



it's from msn.com
Warning: My Post count is the speed of my apm
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
June 30 2008 18:53 GMT
#111
Natural selection wins again!
...
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
June 30 2008 18:55 GMT
#112
--- Nuked ---
Chezinu
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States7448 Posts
June 30 2008 18:55 GMT
#113
this story make me want to /cry...not even the puns cheered me up. I lol'ed at the serial killer puns.. but not these.. probably b/c this story is more visual.
lol, clueless in The Prism!
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 30 2008 18:58 GMT
#114
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


I find them fun on fark too.
t.t
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
June 30 2008 19:11 GMT
#115
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


glad one person agrees
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 19:34 GMT
#116
On July 01 2008 03:36 CharlieMurphy wrote:
These threads where someone posts some obscure news off of fark.com and then people proceed to make thousands of shitty puns are so lame. Please stop


Yeah. Make more threads asking horrible questions about innane shit that you could figure out with a google search or the ever-so-elusive "common sense." These threads with puns and odd news are really boring...
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 19:35 GMT
#117
alas, I am getting ahead of myself.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 30 2008 19:35 GMT
#118
example?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 19:39 GMT
#119
the cellphone legality thread you infamously made comes to mind. But honestly I could probably go through most of the threads you've made and find a reason to think you're useless / dumb.

Pun threads are/have been fun and have created some of the best one-liners in TL.net history. A dude getting his head chopped off chasing a hat deserves to be mocked. It isn't a regular occurrence so it is news worthy and the actual good puns are laughable (there have been some in here). Obviously not every pun will be good but that is non-unique, everything on TL.net has its mix of good and bad.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 30 2008 19:45 GMT
#120
lmao, so morally I am wrong for wanting to use a phone I found on the ground and you are right for laughing at someone's death.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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