• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 22:45
CEST 04:45
KST 11:45
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Finals Preview: Sweet Victory!9[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror6[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5
Community News
[$1250] International ShieldBattery League36Weekly Cups (October 5-11): Farewell to 5.0.164Rollback Netcode in Brood War1375.0.17 Patch Notes - October 7, 202624Weekly Cups Results (Sep 28-Oct 4)0
StarCraft 2
General
No more sc2 streamers on team liquid? Server Blocker SCII needs to put more weight on strategy and tact Stellar Fest 2 Replay Pack Terran AddOns placement
Tourneys
WORTEX Challenger Series — Open SC2 LAN in Budapes RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2)
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[G] How to playtest arcade maps [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Sweltering Sands [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 548 Shining Bright The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 547 Temple Of Terror Mutation # 546 Catch the Train
Brood War
General
SOOP Announces New Women's Monthly Tournament BW General Discussion [Megathread] Daily Funny Videos Mineral gathering rate (boosted) for each patch Rollback Netcode in Brood War
Tourneys
[ASL22] Grand Finals [$1250] International ShieldBattery League [Megathread] Daily Proleagues 2v2v2v2 Tournament
Strategy
Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Simple Questions, Simple Answers Replay Review Process - What do you do?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Dawn of War IV Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25!
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Artificial Intelligence Thread European Politico-economics QA Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023 Football (Soccer) Thread
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
How Much Genes Contribute to…
TrAiDoS
ShieldBattery on Mac
Kraekkling
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
38 yo Retired SWE loo…
PurE)Rabbit-SF
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 11015 users

Drunk Thread - Page 45

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 43 44 45 46 47 87 Next
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
August 13 2009 04:59 GMT
#881
Dude... Such a coincedence this topic was on general! When I'm drunk i always say "I love you <insert name> here." And i felt this was a long time coming so im going to confess right here... I love you Team Liquid.net I hope you accept my love.
We see things they'll never see
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 13 2009 06:00 GMT
#882
No. Your love is tainted and your kind is not welcome here.

Also, your parents never loved you either, and you were adopted.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
August 20 2009 07:41 GMT
#883
i almost got my ass beaten to death in a parkingl ot tonight

fuckin
went to apologize to four douchebag meat heads
i am so avg its ridic

they ALL RUSHE DME IN A PARKING LTO
i put my hands up like surrender
i was liek
listen
i cam to apolgoize
i had to fucking be in the middle of 20 of their meathead friends
be like
wow they all yelled at me i was like SHUT UP I AM HERE TO SAY SORRY TO YOUR FOUR
it was absurd
i am still alive
if i remembr tomorrow, it will be a night to remember
that is all.
long live this awesome thread.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
August 20 2009 07:54 GMT
#884
see you tomorrow, maybe
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
September 03 2009 14:35 GMT
#885
Well I got drunk so Ithink this is the thred to post in. I mean how nerd you have to be to post in here while your drunk...
Forever Vulture.. :(
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
September 06 2009 03:54 GMT
#886
I just got home and I am fucking wasted... right now I am cooking some 'bami' which is the best thing there is after going out beside having sex.

There is a slight problem however, I think I should have cheated on my g/f tonight somehow I managed not too... I feel I have disappointed myself and have some regrets... Fuck I hate this.
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20172 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-07 07:45:13
September 07 2009 07:44 GMT
#887
mother fucking BUMP

lol i got home from my gfs and my parents are out of town and my sis has all her (all 4) of her wierd ass friends over and is like "hey theres beer outside" so im like fuck yeah so i ned up drinking for 3 hours with weird as sfucking strangers and im doin pretty good after several blue light and some soco 100 proof. time for icc? YES!

p.s. armin van buuren is the SHIT

p.p.s. some kid named tony brought a grande meal of 10 tacos. SCORE
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
jambonkingcool
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada186 Posts
September 09 2009 06:08 GMT
#888
who else is drunk here??? say YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats going on, where is the starcraft action, where is the people to drink with now??? "omg its 9.a.m. I cannot drink I gotta go to bed" what the bug yo?!!?!

now that I have time to watch pro starcraft live, they are on vacation?? what the fuck, I don't have much interest to know whats going on with Midas gaming career, or to know why the the T1 team swim with a fucking tshirt on???? show me some reaver in a mineral line, one mine killing 6 goons, some NHL games, good tv programs????

everything is off right now and it sucks, bring in some more alcohol
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
September 10 2009 04:56 GMT
#889
cybnnogubg
byno
bumpgin for relefvqancve

fuck I cant tuyp4r

OI LOVE CROWN ROYAL

fuck yes the canadianss todo something right

asd
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
September 10 2009 06:20 GMT
#890
holy fuck i have one day off school for the first time in my college career and it happenes to be tomorow...my friends made me drink wayyyy too much tequila wtf?

I made a trip down to Ottawa last weekend and went to Quebec to buy beer....what a fucking bargain that was...it was like half price for what i pay in Ontaririo. I still have 3 untouched cases of beer in my cold storage.......sweet! ...for another day tho lol
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20172 Posts
September 13 2009 07:22 GMT
#891
fucking bumps

ive been drinking about 11 horus
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
September 13 2009 07:41 GMT
#892
I went out tonight, for the third night in a row. LONG LIVE COLLEGE!

Seriously guys, back home I was a straight liquor kinda guy. It took me two weekends into my freshman year to be able to tolerate bear (Keystone Lights mainly. I still can't drink Natural lights, or Busch, or Paps, and I also can't drink higher quality stuff lol) and a third weekend to start enjoying it.

The longer I'm here, the more and more sense that song from Asher Roth makes. "Do I really ahve to graduate, or can I just... stay here forever?"
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20172 Posts
September 13 2009 07:45 GMT
#893
epic lulz

beer gets better the longer your in college. keystone, bush, etc is just watered down piss you drink to get drunk. goes down like water. natty ice is baddddddd. drink some labatts or somethin and see how you like it compared to the kegged shit you get at parties.

all i've been drinking for 11 hours is keystone/busch/popov
fml
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bellweather
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States404 Posts
September 13 2009 08:56 GMT
#894
On September 13 2009 16:41 phyre112 wrote:
I went out tonight, for the third night in a row. LONG LIVE COLLEGE!

Seriously guys, back home I was a straight liquor kinda guy. It took me two weekends into my freshman year to be able to tolerate bear (Keystone Lights mainly. I still can't drink Natural lights, or Busch, or Paps, and I also can't drink higher quality stuff lol) and a third weekend to start enjoying it.

The longer I'm here, the more and more sense that song from Asher Roth makes. "Do I really ahve to graduate, or can I just... stay here forever?"


that song sucks balls. asher roth needs to die in some sort of fire. aslo freshman year was the best bhy far. live it up.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isnt' there. -Charles Darwin
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
September 13 2009 09:00 GMT
#895
Went clubbing for friend's...19th birthday.
My ears are stil lringinng

FUCK YEA
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 13 2009 09:48 GMT
#896
On September 13 2009 16:41 phyre112 wrote:
It took me two weekends into my freshman year to be able to tolerate bear


YOU FOUDN BEAR SEMEN!?
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
September 13 2009 16:37 GMT
#897
On September 13 2009 16:45 decafchicken wrote:
epic lulz

beer gets better the longer your in college. keystone, bush, etc is just watered down piss you drink to get drunk. goes down like water. natty ice is baddddddd. drink some labatts or somethin and see how you like it compared to the kegged shit you get at parties.

all i've been drinking for 11 hours is keystone/busch/popov
fml



I can't drink labatts, michelob, bud, coors, etc. Keystone's decent though.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
September 26 2009 20:29 GMT
#898
I'm drunk as hell. :D Didn't get any beer, though. Fucking all star game. I got drunk on wine, however. Almost as awesome as beer.

I would like to thank the guy I played on Iccup yesterday; he sent out his 5th probe, but sent it back when I asked him not to cheese. Super manner. Thanks you.

Fuck everyone who I talked to about SC during tyesterdays party. Fucking noobs..

I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
September 27 2009 03:01 GMT
#899
I just got home, way too drunk, I am so in love with this girl who is not my gf, but I pretend she is her when I am fucking my own GF.....

What a relieve.....
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
merach
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States182 Posts
September 27 2009 03:04 GMT
#900
On September 27 2009 12:01 Boertie wrote:
I just got home, way too drunk, I am so in love with this girl who is not my gf, but I pretend she is her when I am fucking my own GF.....

What a relieve.....

dude.... You need to really consider what the fuck you're doing there.


Prev 1 43 44 45 46 47 87 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 8h 15m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RuFF_SC2 189
Nina 166
StarCraft: Brood War
Rain 3165
Artosis 548
Light 189
ProTech118
NaDa 34
sOs 7
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm201
Counter-Strike
summit1g7148
taco 361
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox538
Other Games
shahzam539
JimRising 495
PiGStarcraft357
C9.Mang0329
Livibee174
Maynarde108
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick836
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta18
• Mapu5
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Scarra1349
• Lourlo285
Upcoming Events
IntoTheTV X SOOP
8h 15m
PiGosaur Cup
21h 15m
The PondCast
1d 7h
Kung Fu Cup
1d 8h
IntoTheTV X SOOP
2 days
FEL
4 days
Patches Events
4 days
FEL
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
[ Show More ]
WardiTV Weekly
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

ASL Season 22
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
HCC Season 3

Ongoing

Acropolis #5
IPSL Winter 2026-27
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 4
Acropolis #5 - GSC
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026

Upcoming

BSL Season 23
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.