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Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
August 13 2009 04:59 GMT
#881
Dude... Such a coincedence this topic was on general! When I'm drunk i always say "I love you <insert name> here." And i felt this was a long time coming so im going to confess right here... I love you Team Liquid.net I hope you accept my love.
We see things they'll never see
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 13 2009 06:00 GMT
#882
No. Your love is tainted and your kind is not welcome here.

Also, your parents never loved you either, and you were adopted.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
August 20 2009 07:41 GMT
#883
i almost got my ass beaten to death in a parkingl ot tonight

fuckin
went to apologize to four douchebag meat heads
i am so avg its ridic

they ALL RUSHE DME IN A PARKING LTO
i put my hands up like surrender
i was liek
listen
i cam to apolgoize
i had to fucking be in the middle of 20 of their meathead friends
be like
wow they all yelled at me i was like SHUT UP I AM HERE TO SAY SORRY TO YOUR FOUR
it was absurd
i am still alive
if i remembr tomorrow, it will be a night to remember
that is all.
long live this awesome thread.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
August 20 2009 07:54 GMT
#884
see you tomorrow, maybe
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
September 03 2009 14:35 GMT
#885
Well I got drunk so Ithink this is the thred to post in. I mean how nerd you have to be to post in here while your drunk...
Forever Vulture.. :(
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
September 06 2009 03:54 GMT
#886
I just got home and I am fucking wasted... right now I am cooking some 'bami' which is the best thing there is after going out beside having sex.

There is a slight problem however, I think I should have cheated on my g/f tonight somehow I managed not too... I feel I have disappointed myself and have some regrets... Fuck I hate this.
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20167 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-07 07:45:13
September 07 2009 07:44 GMT
#887
mother fucking BUMP

lol i got home from my gfs and my parents are out of town and my sis has all her (all 4) of her wierd ass friends over and is like "hey theres beer outside" so im like fuck yeah so i ned up drinking for 3 hours with weird as sfucking strangers and im doin pretty good after several blue light and some soco 100 proof. time for icc? YES!

p.s. armin van buuren is the SHIT

p.p.s. some kid named tony brought a grande meal of 10 tacos. SCORE
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
jambonkingcool
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada186 Posts
September 09 2009 06:08 GMT
#888
who else is drunk here??? say YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats going on, where is the starcraft action, where is the people to drink with now??? "omg its 9.a.m. I cannot drink I gotta go to bed" what the bug yo?!!?!

now that I have time to watch pro starcraft live, they are on vacation?? what the fuck, I don't have much interest to know whats going on with Midas gaming career, or to know why the the T1 team swim with a fucking tshirt on???? show me some reaver in a mineral line, one mine killing 6 goons, some NHL games, good tv programs????

everything is off right now and it sucks, bring in some more alcohol
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
September 10 2009 04:56 GMT
#889
cybnnogubg
byno
bumpgin for relefvqancve

fuck I cant tuyp4r

OI LOVE CROWN ROYAL

fuck yes the canadianss todo something right

asd
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Code
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada634 Posts
September 10 2009 06:20 GMT
#890
holy fuck i have one day off school for the first time in my college career and it happenes to be tomorow...my friends made me drink wayyyy too much tequila wtf?

I made a trip down to Ottawa last weekend and went to Quebec to buy beer....what a fucking bargain that was...it was like half price for what i pay in Ontaririo. I still have 3 untouched cases of beer in my cold storage.......sweet! ...for another day tho lol
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20167 Posts
September 13 2009 07:22 GMT
#891
fucking bumps

ive been drinking about 11 horus
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
September 13 2009 07:41 GMT
#892
I went out tonight, for the third night in a row. LONG LIVE COLLEGE!

Seriously guys, back home I was a straight liquor kinda guy. It took me two weekends into my freshman year to be able to tolerate bear (Keystone Lights mainly. I still can't drink Natural lights, or Busch, or Paps, and I also can't drink higher quality stuff lol) and a third weekend to start enjoying it.

The longer I'm here, the more and more sense that song from Asher Roth makes. "Do I really ahve to graduate, or can I just... stay here forever?"
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20167 Posts
September 13 2009 07:45 GMT
#893
epic lulz

beer gets better the longer your in college. keystone, bush, etc is just watered down piss you drink to get drunk. goes down like water. natty ice is baddddddd. drink some labatts or somethin and see how you like it compared to the kegged shit you get at parties.

all i've been drinking for 11 hours is keystone/busch/popov
fml
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bellweather
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States404 Posts
September 13 2009 08:56 GMT
#894
On September 13 2009 16:41 phyre112 wrote:
I went out tonight, for the third night in a row. LONG LIVE COLLEGE!

Seriously guys, back home I was a straight liquor kinda guy. It took me two weekends into my freshman year to be able to tolerate bear (Keystone Lights mainly. I still can't drink Natural lights, or Busch, or Paps, and I also can't drink higher quality stuff lol) and a third weekend to start enjoying it.

The longer I'm here, the more and more sense that song from Asher Roth makes. "Do I really ahve to graduate, or can I just... stay here forever?"


that song sucks balls. asher roth needs to die in some sort of fire. aslo freshman year was the best bhy far. live it up.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isnt' there. -Charles Darwin
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
September 13 2009 09:00 GMT
#895
Went clubbing for friend's...19th birthday.
My ears are stil lringinng

FUCK YEA
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
September 13 2009 09:48 GMT
#896
On September 13 2009 16:41 phyre112 wrote:
It took me two weekends into my freshman year to be able to tolerate bear


YOU FOUDN BEAR SEMEN!?
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
September 13 2009 16:37 GMT
#897
On September 13 2009 16:45 decafchicken wrote:
epic lulz

beer gets better the longer your in college. keystone, bush, etc is just watered down piss you drink to get drunk. goes down like water. natty ice is baddddddd. drink some labatts or somethin and see how you like it compared to the kegged shit you get at parties.

all i've been drinking for 11 hours is keystone/busch/popov
fml



I can't drink labatts, michelob, bud, coors, etc. Keystone's decent though.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
September 26 2009 20:29 GMT
#898
I'm drunk as hell. :D Didn't get any beer, though. Fucking all star game. I got drunk on wine, however. Almost as awesome as beer.

I would like to thank the guy I played on Iccup yesterday; he sent out his 5th probe, but sent it back when I asked him not to cheese. Super manner. Thanks you.

Fuck everyone who I talked to about SC during tyesterdays party. Fucking noobs..

I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Boertie
Profile Joined July 2009
Netherlands98 Posts
September 27 2009 03:01 GMT
#899
I just got home, way too drunk, I am so in love with this girl who is not my gf, but I pretend she is her when I am fucking my own GF.....

What a relieve.....
Waar homos inroeren is wat wij vervoeren!
merach
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States182 Posts
September 27 2009 03:04 GMT
#900
On September 27 2009 12:01 Boertie wrote:
I just got home, way too drunk, I am so in love with this girl who is not my gf, but I pretend she is her when I am fucking my own GF.....

What a relieve.....

dude.... You need to really consider what the fuck you're doing there.


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