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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
April 23 2009 03:14 GMT
#781
Bumping yet again... having a whiskey sour in my hand that's like 70% Crown Royal (the ONLY thing Canadians did right!). Time for some gamin'!
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
thestool91
Profile Joined August 2007
672 Posts
April 23 2009 03:27 GMT
#782
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac


yeah sure
the dreamer, mantoss, storm zerg, the cowboy, the spark terran, the ultimate weapon...what more can i say? GO KTF
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 23 2009 03:30 GMT
#783
so instead of taking v-cards you decided to sign onto tl and post in teh drunk thread while she sat there?

cmon dude...
infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
April 23 2009 03:34 GMT
#784
Damn, forgot to post here on Monday night. Practically chugged like 250 ml of Canadian Club...

I had the worst hangover the next day. Had to leave work early
Official Entusman #21
thestool91
Profile Joined August 2007
672 Posts
April 23 2009 03:39 GMT
#785
On March 28 2008 21:57 BlindAlbino wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


very true. no one is on teamliquid while a girl is in there room. And if he was being sarcastic, then stop, as you cant see sarcasm on the internet.


i think that "drunk post" is ridiculous. but not as ridiculous as the time i was chatting on sc and this guy was like "im so much fucking cooler than u guys because im banging my girlfriend right now"
after i replied "why r u getting laid while typing on starcraft chat he left lol
the dreamer, mantoss, storm zerg, the cowboy, the spark terran, the ultimate weapon...what more can i say? GO KTF
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
April 23 2009 07:42 GMT
#786
10 people splitting a keg of labatt blue and not having to pay = great wednesday.

p.s. listening to kanye west - gay fish and its AWESOME
p.p.s. I'M ON A BOAT MOTHER FUCKER
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
April 24 2009 06:27 GMT
#787
day #2 of my 4 night rage
cops show up at house at 1:30 what the fuck cops are gay
i go to a fast food joint and i saw the most fantastic girl ever wearing the tightest shiniest pants i've ever seen in my life. every guy in line just looked at each other and stared at her ass for 15 solid minutes.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 24 2009 06:44 GMT
#788
did u get her number
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
April 24 2009 06:56 GMT
#789
Fast Food sounds pretty good right now. let me tell you...
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 24 2009 06:58 GMT
#790
just made elios pizza... sausage and pepperoni with bacon ranch dressing all over it... AWESOME
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-24 14:18:30
April 24 2009 07:03 GMT
#791
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
April 24 2009 14:49 GMT
#792
On April 24 2009 15:44 bdams19 wrote:
did u get her number


lol no...but when i went up to her it turns out she knew my name from when i worked at the cafe like 6 months ago wtf?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Wuewdoodoo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Mexico127 Posts
April 24 2009 14:57 GMT
#793
On April 23 2009 12:39 thestool91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 21:57 BlindAlbino wrote:
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


very true. no one is on teamliquid while a girl is in there room. And if he was being sarcastic, then stop, as you cant see sarcasm on the internet.


i think that "drunk post" is ridiculous. but not as ridiculous as the time i was chatting on sc and this guy was like "im so much fucking cooler than u guys because im banging my girlfriend right now"
after i replied "why r u getting laid while typing on starcraft chat he left lol


When your girlfriend loves you, she doesn't care what you do while you're in her...
Might as well screw around somewhere! "I'm doing my chick on starcraft lololol!!"
Fear no evil.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 24 2009 16:26 GMT
#794
On April 24 2009 23:49 decafchicken wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2009 15:44 bdams19 wrote:
did u get her number


lol no...but when i went up to her it turns out she knew my name from when i worked at the cafe like 6 months ago wtf?


she opened for you too? cmon guys put in some work! my roommate was hooking up with a girl for a bit and i hooked up with her sister last weekend... identical twins. kinda weird lol.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
April 24 2009 16:30 GMT
#795
I'd love to bang my friends girls identical twin. Something to laugh about fo sho
Nak Allstar.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 24 2009 16:31 GMT
#796
i got the hotter one too and i think she's not as crazy
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20143 Posts
April 24 2009 19:04 GMT
#797
On April 25 2009 01:26 bdams19 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2009 23:49 decafchicken wrote:
On April 24 2009 15:44 bdams19 wrote:
did u get her number


lol no...but when i went up to her it turns out she knew my name from when i worked at the cafe like 6 months ago wtf?


she opened for you too? cmon guys put in some work! my roommate was hooking up with a girl for a bit and i hooked up with her sister last weekend... identical twins. kinda weird lol.


i have a gf T_T
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
April 24 2009 19:24 GMT
#798
that's not so bad haha
HeaDStrong
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Scotland785 Posts
April 24 2009 19:36 GMT
#799
having some beers watching intel classic season 1 with tasteless commentary and also listening to some starcraft pro-scene music, lol. will probably later play some of my fucking-skillless-newbie-friends. well thats what i call a good friday night!
snowbird
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Germany2044 Posts
April 25 2009 03:54 GMT
#800
i'm drunk


i miss my girlfriend really bad
love you
@riotsnowbird
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