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bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 15 2008 20:36 GMT
#361
hahahahahahaha. It's senior week at my college and the first event is a booze cruise. 4 hour open bar, dinner buffett, hordorves on a private yacht for like 300 people. About a half hour before the end of the night, my friend who is known for crazy drunk shinanegins JUMPS off the boat from the third level up, suit and tie and all. The reasons are completely unknown at this point but it caused a huge commotion and the crew had to fish him out of the hudson river and they took him to the hospital. What a retard lolol.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 15 2008 20:55 GMT
#362
Old English 800 will fuck you up my friends. 3/4's for a 40 and I'm having trouble typing

Pussy.
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GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 15 2008 21:05 GMT
#363
Least I'm cheap
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 15 2008 21:26 GMT
#364
Vaaagiiinaaa.
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bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 15 2008 21:36 GMT
#365
anyone hittin up ac tonite this weekend? meet me at the borgata and lets throw some dicee
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-15 22:08:49
May 15 2008 22:08 GMT
#366
On May 16 2008 05:36 bdams19 wrote:
hahahahahahaha. It's senior week at my college and the first event is a booze cruise. 4 hour open bar, dinner buffett, hordorves on a private yacht for like 300 people. About a half hour before the end of the night, my friend who is known for crazy drunk shinanegins JUMPS off the boat from the third level up, suit and tie and all. The reasons are completely unknown at this point but it caused a huge commotion and the crew had to fish him out of the hudson river and they took him to the hospital. What a retard lolol.


hahaha, what college is this

On May 16 2008 06:36 bdams19 wrote:
anyone hittin up ac tonite this weekend? meet me at the borgata and lets throw some dicee


would joined you liek 3 weeks ago, i was stayin at the trop for my bday. we had a table at the prov too >_<
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mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
May 16 2008 08:26 GMT
#367
well, im in fucking key west for the weekend its 4 22 am, bars clsoed at 4 -.- wer back in the hote room and everyone paased out on me. it sux because i hve this fucking shit where i cant sleep until the fucking sun is up or im really drunk like wasted, and i really came back to hte hotel room drunk but not wasted plus we ate at dennys so i sobered up there more.

anyways like i said im in the hotel room awake by myself everyone is paassed out and im trying to rink myslef to sleep,. i brought a bottle of colombian rum that my parents got me tta just got back from cartagena te other ay, and im just drinking that bitch on the rock, im bit in close to half way done and its not doing it//.. do I drink too much? fuck i need to gi to sleep i have 2 more long ass days here in the keys.

No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 17 2008 01:41 GMT
#368
3 times in that last 7 days.

ugh.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
May 17 2008 02:00 GMT
#369
Just finished my first 40oz of Mickey's (was my favorite until they changed the formula after the Miller buyout). But i'm way more high than drunk heh
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
May 17 2008 02:02 GMT
#370
2 hours of clubbing has made me rather sober.

disappointing I must say.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
May 17 2008 04:05 GMT
#371
drujkkkkkkkkkk
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 17 2008 06:26 GMT
#372
On May 16 2008 07:08 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2008 05:36 bdams19 wrote:
hahahahahahaha. It's senior week at my college and the first event is a booze cruise. 4 hour open bar, dinner buffett, hordorves on a private yacht for like 300 people. About a half hour before the end of the night, my friend who is known for crazy drunk shinanegins JUMPS off the boat from the third level up, suit and tie and all. The reasons are completely unknown at this point but it caused a huge commotion and the crew had to fish him out of the hudson river and they took him to the hospital. What a retard lolol.


hahaha, what college is this

Show nested quote +
On May 16 2008 06:36 bdams19 wrote:
anyone hittin up ac tonite this weekend? meet me at the borgata and lets throw some dicee


would joined you liek 3 weeks ago, i was stayin at the trop for my bday. we had a table at the prov too >_<


had a great time in ac, i'd love to meet up with any tlers if they play craps (which is like crack for gamblers but its a lot of fun and you can always fall back on poker if you lose). I go to (or did technically) SIT (stevens.edu) and the kid who went overboard is a straight up alcholic who I've had to carry home multiple times, including at 2 or 3 pm when he's trying to fight everyone. So it didnt come as too much of a surprise but it was still funny as hell.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 17 2008 06:26 GMT
#373
On May 17 2008 10:41 thedeadhaji wrote:
3 times in that last 7 days.

ugh.


this is nothing dude step your game up
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-17 06:45:40
May 17 2008 06:44 GMT
#374
3 times in that last 7 days.

7/7 gg nore (more like 21/21 or whatever it's been since my last exam (April 28) only time I don't drink these days is when I have something important to study for :X).

Listening to Japanese Death Metal (REILA and other songs by GAZETTE) my BFF sent me :o Music + drunkeness is fun, but I must use this drunkeness on a more noble cause: aka watching StarCraft programing on my iPod before I go to sleep.

anyways like i said im in the hotel room awake by myself everyone is paassed out and im trying to rink myslef to sleep,. i brought a bottle of colombian rum that my parents got me tta just got back from cartagena te other ay, and im just drinking that bitch on the rock, im bit in close to half way done and its not doing it//.. do I drink too much? fuck i need to gi to sleep i have 2 more long ass days here in the keys.

Alcohol affects reflexes, and your ability to say no to anything; not your typing ability. Stop being such a tool, it makes me sad If you just try to type normally instead of pretending alcohol affects your typing, you'll see exactly what I mean. You pretty much have to be passed out to type that bad, and if you're passed out you ain't typing anyway mother fucker! :O

Cheers, Teamliquidian brothas.
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
May 17 2008 06:46 GMT
#375
alcohol effects my typing ability

the drunker i am the harder it is to type.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 17 2008 06:50 GMT
#376
Liiiies.
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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9643 Posts
May 17 2008 06:53 GMT
#377
On May 16 2008 05:36 bdams19 wrote:
hahahahahahaha. It's senior week at my college and the first event is a booze cruise. 4 hour open bar, dinner buffett, hordorves on a private yacht for like 300 people. About a half hour before the end of the night, my friend who is known for crazy drunk shinanegins JUMPS off the boat from the third level up, suit and tie and all. The reasons are completely unknown at this point but it caused a huge commotion and the crew had to fish him out of the hudson river and they took him to the hospital. What a retard lolol.


lmao omg
the hudson river is possibly the most disgusting body of water in the world
hahaha
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
May 17 2008 07:30 GMT
#378
WHEEEEE first legit post here
just had whiskey for the first time, and some long in depth one sided emotional conversation with my sister while i played CoD4 and she poured her heart out about how shes sorry for being a fuck up and im just like "yea okay whatever SWEET 25-5"
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 17 2008 07:40 GMT
#379
Im ast sstanford just wth t exotic eroicy great partyhgius

TSL tomorrow Ill nbetw there see you andll
✌
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 17 2008 08:32 GMT
#380
On May 17 2008 16:40 jwd241224 wrote:
Im ast sstanford just wth t exotic eroicy great partyhgius

TSL tomorrow Ill nbetw there see you andll


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