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infinity21 *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada6683 Posts
May 08 2008 01:40 GMT
#341
fuckin' hell i haven't drank in so long D:
i'm jealous
Official Entusman #21
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 09 2008 07:45 GMT
#342
Old English 800 will fuck you up my friends. 3/4's for a 40 and I'm having trouble typing

Good bless Beer.

Also, Muse is the greatest band ever. If you disagree, you're probably right, but fuck you anyhow.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-09 07:47:34
May 09 2008 07:47 GMT
#343
I been drinking in preparation for my school's holiday... Warrior Day

edit: Muse is a great band :D
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-09 07:47:57
May 09 2008 07:47 GMT
#344
On May 09 2008 16:45 GeneralStan wrote:
Old English 800 will fuck you up my friends. 3/4's for a 40 and I'm having trouble typing

Good bless Beer.

Also, Muse is the greatest band ever. If you disagree, you're probably right, but fuck you anyhow.


get a steel reserve, now that is a 40 that will fuck u up man.
old e owns as well.. but I just love to call in the reserves.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
May 09 2008 08:10 GMT
#345
Ive been drinking magic hat all night while cleaning my room, lol.

drinking definitely makes housework + music enjoyable, haha
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 09 2008 08:12 GMT
#346
On May 09 2008 17:10 ZaplinG wrote:
Ive been drinking magic hat all night while cleaning my room, lol.

drinking definitely makes housework + music enjoyable, haha


I'll drink to that

I got a quarter 40 anyway
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-09 08:14:57
May 09 2008 08:13 GMT
#347
almost done with school this semester - i have one more exam and a paper to turn in thats already written all tomorrow.

Thievery Corporation is great while on drugs and youre trying to chill out, btw:
Lebanese Blonde
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3204626744091002964&q=thievery corporation&ei=SAckSN_bE5P8rQKL5fmtDA

and
Richest Man in Babylon
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3204626744091002964&q=thievery corporation&ei=SAckSN_bE5P8rQKL5fmtDA
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-09 08:16:02
May 09 2008 08:14 GMT
#348
ill drink to pretty much anything right now lol

cheers, general stan
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 09 2008 09:16 GMT
#349
cheeeeeeers!

lets drink the end of this semester!

Lets drink to babes, guns and rock and roll!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-09 21:45:12
May 09 2008 21:42 GMT
#350
So many girls...

Have to find the right one. Or not?

When i am with one, i want them all.

When i am alone, i want just one.

Fcuk that

edit :
Resistance ain't futile
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44015 Posts
May 09 2008 22:19 GMT
#351
I doubt you Americans have seen Muse live. And Muse is all about the live act. New Wembley Arena = gg
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
May 09 2008 22:23 GMT
#352
On May 10 2008 06:42 Yank31 wrote:
So many girls...

Have to find the right one. Or not?

When i am with one, i want them all.

When i am alone, i want just one.

Fcuk that

edit :


haha qfmft, why are all girls crazy? it seems like whenever you finally find a nice girl, you get to know her and she turns out batshit crazy anyway
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
May 09 2008 22:28 GMT
#353
On May 10 2008 07:19 Kwark wrote:
I doubt you Americans have seen Muse live. And Muse is all about the live act. New Wembley Arena = gg


I did see Muse live, and it was fucking excellent.

They dropped giant balloons on the crowd during Hysteria and threatened to walk off stage when people in the crowd wouldn't stop moshing.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-10 05:16:26
May 10 2008 05:15 GMT
#354
I passed out in the couryard at my college outside the MCR, not even on the lawn but on the cobblestone pathways (in like a blazer lolol).

The porters discovered me and took me into the porters lodge, where I passed out again until 5am.

It's now 6:15am and I'm rowing in 90 minutes wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
May 10 2008 05:22 GMT
#355
On May 10 2008 07:19 Kwark wrote:
I doubt you Americans have seen Muse live. And Muse is all about the live act. New Wembley Arena = gg


saw them in kansas city

most amazing experience of my life
its me, tasteless,s roomate LOL!
wo0py
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Netherlands922 Posts
May 10 2008 23:12 GMT
#356
fuck im drunk x.x i never thought i would be posting here. cos i never get drunk but i am damn.
We shouldnt recreate anger of the non-virtual world
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-11 06:26:28
May 11 2008 06:24 GMT
#357
oh crap, couldn't find this thread last night so i could post my awesomeness .

So last night I went to a birthday party with minus_human and morfy. Funny thing is that even before all the guests were there, yours truly and minus_human had already dranked 2 beers and about 5 shots of strange looking liquors.
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So we got wasted and got home early to watch the TSL. Sadly our perfect sense of timing seemed to be off and we only got to the second game, JF vs Cloud. ( Thank goodness the TSL link was written in a really nice big font on the middle of the first news page).

Sadly my stamina only held me through the Jf vs Cloud games, I fell asleep on the desk afterwards.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
intotherainx
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States504 Posts
May 11 2008 06:27 GMT
#358
I'm drinking with a couple first-timers. What kind of drinks do you recommend for them (they should be fruity / tasty but still have a decent amount of alcohol in it)
fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-11 06:31:59
May 11 2008 06:29 GMT
#359
On March 28 2008 09:27 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2008 09:02 BlatantYorkU wrote:
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac

translation:
I do not understand the definition of irony, and the fact that I am drunk is simply a coincidence. I purposely typed like this so others would believe I am drunk and think I am cool. Girls love me so much. Girls who have never had sex and are as fake-drunk as me love me. Girls tell me their innermost feelings. I relay this to an internet starcraft forum because when something like this happens, instead of capitalizing on the situation, I log onto TL.net and pray people believe me because I am typing as if I am drunk. In fact, one of them is in my room, and I feel no shame in logging onto TL.net even though if she glimpses a sight of my 2.5k+ post count her respect for me is as good as gone. I am cool. hahaha. please accept me.


Dude, it's a thread made for people to post drunk in. There are going to be a lot of posts like that. Stfu.
Yeah, wtf.

BlatantYorkU wins the 'negative motherfucker of the day' trophy!
Seriously, so much hatred compressed in there.

I'd say cheer up but I know that won't help, so I say go to sleep, maybe tomorrow's gonna be better.


Edit: SHIT LMAO I JUST REPLIED TO SHIT FROM THE 28TH OF MARCH AHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK ANYMORE! Just fucking tired. =_=
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
May 11 2008 08:05 GMT
#360
sup 3:30am...kidna drunk, was just drinking inmy house whit a friend.../me needs bitch...yeah...we talked about some personal problems (his ister just got married and the husband is a real asshole, she 27y/o he 48 y/o no house general loser) anyway...they are living in my fiend's house...paents not giving a shit, the new guy islike "LULZ IM LIKE THW KING OF THIS HOUSE LULZ ME RULES" and i was just giving my friend some tips about fighting those types of guys whit psychology etc, fucking loser.
pd: my bisteck whit arepa whit bisteck ownz all
:)
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