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Solar(sphere)
Profile Joined July 2003
United States26 Posts
August 12 2003 21:01 GMT
#1
I think I have a job interview/ drug test comming up pretty soon, and I last smoked weed about 2 weeks ago. Anybody know if this is long enough? If not is there anything I can do to get around it? Some guy told me to drink pickle juice but I heard that was just a rumor.. help
This one time...I fed my snake some beer man....
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7465 Posts
August 12 2003 21:11 GMT
#2
go look online, and do the research, anything said here will mostly involve pickle juice ^^
Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
August 12 2003 21:12 GMT
#3
Sorry, but I don't buy products that can hurt directly harm me.
Can't help you there.
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
Ion)Positive
Profile Joined March 2003
Morocco1389 Posts
August 12 2003 21:13 GMT
#4
But if you have to pee in a cup or something and it'd show, then just pay someone to go in the bathroom wait for you and swap pee.
Because everything is nothing and emptiness isnt everything. This reality is really just a fucked up dream with the flesh and the blood that you carve your soul flip it inside out its a big black hole.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
August 12 2003 21:13 GMT
#5
Over teh counter Creatine could work unless they detect that too! :O

This is just a total guess don't regard it unless someone can back it up.
why so 진지해?
Vicious)Soul
Profile Joined May 2003
United States857 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-12 21:16:54
August 12 2003 21:15 GMT
#6
It should be long enough, but maybe not. If you wanna make sure, buy a pack of Niacin and take that. It'll flush your system almost completely

My friend's on probation right now, and smokes weed on a regular basis anyway, as long as you don't smoke for about 2 or 3 days before and take Niacin, they'll never know
it is a playful smile, like a cheerleader who likes male attention even tho shes actually a prude can-kniving bitch... - stimey
bASesinAtOR
Profile Joined November 2002
Bhutan1295 Posts
August 12 2003 21:23 GMT
#7
i heard drinking piss works
sike
iNFeRnO
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada254 Posts
August 12 2003 21:25 GMT
#8
On August 13 2003 06:23 baSes wrote:
i heard drinking piss works

rofl
GnR
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada104 Posts
August 12 2003 21:25 GMT
#9
depends for what my friend smoked like 3 months straight till piss test for army and passed he even smoked night before. he passed this test 3 times on different occasions while smokin asme dayu opr day b4. but 2 out of 3 times he took like 6 shots of vinegar followed by 2 liter of water. the other time he didnt take shit, so it really depends for wut it is
Im sicker than Boy George, picturin Michael Jackson in little boys drawers shoppin at toy stores whistling
TeCh)PsylO
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3552 Posts
August 12 2003 21:28 GMT
#10
with a piss test, they can tell up to a week. if they take fat they can tell up to a month, and i think its longer if they take a hair sample. piss is the most likly test, so u shuold be fine, but a hair test is possible(had to take one to get into a factory)
People change, then forget to tell each other - Susan Scott
C)R
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada549 Posts
August 12 2003 21:31 GMT
#11
thats cuz the army lets it go
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
August 12 2003 21:33 GMT
#12
massive ammounts of laxatives, you gotta shit the drugs out of your system..


(shhh...)
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 21:49 GMT
#13
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 21:51 GMT
#14
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
August 12 2003 22:05 GMT
#15
or die a little..
HovZ
Profile Joined December 2002
United States1917 Posts
August 12 2003 22:09 GMT
#16
it takes weed like 28 days to exit ur system
z7-Rain : D Block is a rly good rapper, cosmo : mobb deep is a rly good rapper, cosmo : that song notorious thugs by bone and andre nickatana is sick
CyRaX[Rush]
Profile Joined August 2003
United States8 Posts
August 12 2003 22:12 GMT
#17
Only Take advice about this shit from the master himself.
I had a shitload of probo after my accident
and tests

it takes weed 23-29 days to exit anyones system

since its only a 1 time thing and random thing here's your solution:
4-6 hours before your pisstest have 8 "20oz" bottles of water or 8 nice glasses. (i've gotten by with 6 but i fucked up once)
Piss at LEAST 3-4 Good times before you go in for your test.
When you piss, it'll be very clear, but clean and warm so the tester(or test kit, some have detection) thinks its real.

GfG

Powerpill
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States1693 Posts
August 12 2003 22:21 GMT
#18
Yea..I got tested several times, usually I'd go clean for 5 or 6 days and drink TONS of water every night. Passed every time, one time they even sent it in to the lab, passed that also.(other tests were those color things you pee on that react to drugs in your system)
The pretty things are going to hell, they wore it out but they wore it well
TaeKwaNdO
Profile Joined August 2003
United States21 Posts
August 12 2003 22:27 GMT
#19
if you are to nervous
get piss from someone else and put it in like one of them small cologne bottles that u can like easily slide in and out of pockets etc and open it and dump out when u gona piss;;
Commander{+}
Profile Joined December 2002
United States2878 Posts
August 12 2003 22:41 GMT
#20
You need to drink a LOT of LOT of water all week before your test. LOTS of water.

Or just borrow someone elses piss
4 cheers for Ryan307
GuMMiBeAR
Profile Joined March 2003
Sweden564 Posts
August 12 2003 22:48 GMT
#21
--- Nuked ---
aint that a bitch?
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 23:03 GMT
#22
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
Hades
Profile Joined January 2003
Canada927 Posts
August 12 2003 23:04 GMT
#23
I would suggest smoking a pound of weed before hand, so when they test it your piss has an insane amount of drugs in it and they will think that they made a mistake.
I just finished eating my vegetables, now where do I throw the wheelchairs?
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 23:06 GMT
#24
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-12 23:09:38
August 12 2003 23:08 GMT
#25
You know how much a pound of weed would run for. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Your bill after buying==>
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 23:12 GMT
#26
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
TeCh)PsylO
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3552 Posts
August 12 2003 23:12 GMT
#27
depends on where u live -_-
People change, then forget to tell each other - Susan Scott
SoLsiTO
Profile Joined April 2003
United States573 Posts
August 12 2003 23:19 GMT
#28
be careful, if your piss is to clean they will reject you i have heard of pickle juice, water, ton of jello???, or vinegar. Basically what you have to do is try to change the ph of your piss somehow
They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-12 23:21:35
August 12 2003 23:21 GMT
#29
--- Nuked ---
My whole existence is flawed.
tokeweed
Profile Joined May 2003
166 Posts
August 12 2003 23:22 GMT
#30
my brother is DRUG ADDICT, he uses this
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_thc_calc.exe

does'nt let him down....hehehehe
pssst...
Jamers
Profile Joined October 2002
Israel1327 Posts
August 12 2003 23:48 GMT
#31
The more acidic substances you consume, the more likely you'll pass. Piss tests measure the PH of your piss, that's why some people suggest pickle juice, even though just pickle juice wouldn't be enough to alter PH so that the weed wouldn't be recognized.
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
August 13 2003 00:08 GMT
#32
Nah, forget the job interview and use more drugs, dat's the way to "JUST DO IT"
River me timbers.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28738 Posts
August 13 2003 00:30 GMT
#33
it depends entirely on how much you smoked before (both how often and how much)

but with two weeks I'd say you're most likely safe, but if you smoked every day for a 3 month period of time before then they might detect it.

if they take a hair sample you're fucked either way, but that's expensive so I consider it very unlikely unless you're doing something really special and important. ^^
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
August 13 2003 00:57 GMT
#34
they dont only test the HP ofcourse LOL, they make a full test of level of componens and % of nitrogen, i suggest you the same that one guy said, ask someone else to do it for you.
Im back, in pog form!
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 13 2003 01:38 GMT
#35
What kind of job are u applying for?

Who the fuck cares if u smoke weed. ;(
Happiness only real when shared.
Liquid`Spy
Profile Joined October 2002
Netherlands1301 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-13 02:33:41
August 13 2003 02:31 GMT
#36
just like drone said, it depends on how frequently you smoked weed the peroid before the test. If it's just once in a while, or just in weekends, then quitting a week before the test should be just fine.
But if you smoked every day, you'd better stop for a peroid of about a month or something. But that's if you want to be 100% sure they don't find anything. In most stories I hear those tests don't seem that accurate =)

btw what kind of job is that? Or is it standard for job tests that drug tests are included in the US?

gl with ur test
Im a spy in the house of love
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13297 Posts
August 13 2003 02:36 GMT
#37
On August 13 2003 10:38 Teroru wrote:
What kind of job are u applying for?

Who the fuck cares if u smoke weed. ;(


Cause they dont want know drug users operating expensive/dangerous machinery. It's a legal thing id say.
:7
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 13 2003 04:24 GMT
#38
you could try giving it up. That way, they wont find any drugs in your system and you wont have to worry about drug tests for the rest of your life :O
AUSSIESCUM
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Anal_Ripper
Profile Joined December 2002
Russian Federation1233 Posts
August 13 2003 05:10 GMT
#39
On August 13 2003 13:24 SoMuchBetter wrote:
you could try giving it up. That way, they wont find any drugs in your system and you wont have to worry about drug tests for the rest of your life :O


you could go to tibet, meditate, eat healthy food and you won't have to worry about your health for the rest of your life
Better to fast than eat of every meat, better to live alone than mate with all
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 13 2003 06:44 GMT
#40
what does going to tibet have to do with being healthy?
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
August 13 2003 06:50 GMT
#41
On August 13 2003 11:31 Liquid`Spy wrote:
btw what kind of job is that? Or is it standard for job tests that drug tests are included in the US?

gl with ur test

Was wondering about that too, isn't a job interview and you C.V. enough to know if someone fits the jobdiscription?
Liquid`Spy
Profile Joined October 2002
Netherlands1301 Posts
August 13 2003 06:56 GMT
#42
ROfl there's a banner offering DRUG TESTS on top of this topic as I'm reading it
Im a spy in the house of love
HypZor
Profile Joined May 2003
Sweden20 Posts
August 13 2003 07:16 GMT
#43
when you take a piss the urine is cleanest at the middle of the urination. The start and finish contains the most waste. Im no expert I just read that
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 13 2003 07:53 GMT
#44
I wouldn't trust most of the people on here. The safest way to pass a drug test is to buy one of those clensing drinks from your local paraphernalia store. To the best of my knowledge (since I'm not into that sort of stuff) it runs for about $20-30. There is also a guarantee on the bottle that if it doesn't work and you send them your piece of paper that says you failed the test, they will give you double your money back.

Basically what you do is stop smoking for about a week, drink shitloads of water the entire time, and then use the special drink. You take the drink about an hour before your drug test and it will mask all signs of drug use for a standard piss test.

I say screw all of these home remedies. Go for the commercial product that is guaranteed to work.
t.t
LuckyCharm
Profile Joined January 2003
United Kingdom228 Posts
August 13 2003 08:35 GMT
#45
shitloads of cranberry juice. no joke.
My hearts a tart
nullmind
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
1303 Posts
August 13 2003 08:57 GMT
#46
my friend once told me a cup of orange juice with a table spoon of clorox will clean it up. I couldn't stop laughing =). He was a weed smoker on regular basis and had to do drug test for Police or Army kinda job. Luckily he passed the drug test >_<.
TeCh)PsylO
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3552 Posts
August 13 2003 08:59 GMT
#47
a spoon of clorox will make u extradonarily sick...
People change, then forget to tell each other - Susan Scott
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