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GuMMiBeAR
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Sweden564 Posts
August 12 2003 22:48 GMT
#21
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aint that a bitch?
GoSexyPerli
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United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 23:03 GMT
#22
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My whole existence is flawed.
Hades
Profile Joined January 2003
Canada927 Posts
August 12 2003 23:04 GMT
#23
I would suggest smoking a pound of weed before hand, so when they test it your piss has an insane amount of drugs in it and they will think that they made a mistake.
I just finished eating my vegetables, now where do I throw the wheelchairs?
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 23:06 GMT
#24
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SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-12 23:09:38
August 12 2003 23:08 GMT
#25
You know how much a pound of weed would run for. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Your bill after buying==>
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
August 12 2003 23:12 GMT
#26
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TeCh)PsylO
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3552 Posts
August 12 2003 23:12 GMT
#27
depends on where u live -_-
People change, then forget to tell each other - Susan Scott
SoLsiTO
Profile Joined April 2003
United States573 Posts
August 12 2003 23:19 GMT
#28
be careful, if your piss is to clean they will reject you i have heard of pickle juice, water, ton of jello???, or vinegar. Basically what you have to do is try to change the ph of your piss somehow
They fill the children full of hate to fight an old man's war and die upon the road to peace
GoSexyPerli
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1072 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-12 23:21:35
August 12 2003 23:21 GMT
#29
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My whole existence is flawed.
tokeweed
Profile Joined May 2003
166 Posts
August 12 2003 23:22 GMT
#30
my brother is DRUG ADDICT, he uses this
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_thc_calc.exe

does'nt let him down....hehehehe
pssst...
Jamers
Profile Joined October 2002
Israel1327 Posts
August 12 2003 23:48 GMT
#31
The more acidic substances you consume, the more likely you'll pass. Piss tests measure the PH of your piss, that's why some people suggest pickle juice, even though just pickle juice wouldn't be enough to alter PH so that the weed wouldn't be recognized.
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
August 13 2003 00:08 GMT
#32
Nah, forget the job interview and use more drugs, dat's the way to "JUST DO IT"
River me timbers.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28892 Posts
August 13 2003 00:30 GMT
#33
it depends entirely on how much you smoked before (both how often and how much)

but with two weeks I'd say you're most likely safe, but if you smoked every day for a 3 month period of time before then they might detect it.

if they take a hair sample you're fucked either way, but that's expensive so I consider it very unlikely unless you're doing something really special and important. ^^
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baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
August 13 2003 00:57 GMT
#34
they dont only test the HP ofcourse LOL, they make a full test of level of componens and % of nitrogen, i suggest you the same that one guy said, ask someone else to do it for you.
Im back, in pog form!
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 13 2003 01:38 GMT
#35
What kind of job are u applying for?

Who the fuck cares if u smoke weed. ;(
Happiness only real when shared.
Liquid`Spy
Profile Joined October 2002
Netherlands1301 Posts
Last Edited: 2003-08-13 02:33:41
August 13 2003 02:31 GMT
#36
just like drone said, it depends on how frequently you smoked weed the peroid before the test. If it's just once in a while, or just in weekends, then quitting a week before the test should be just fine.
But if you smoked every day, you'd better stop for a peroid of about a month or something. But that's if you want to be 100% sure they don't find anything. In most stories I hear those tests don't seem that accurate =)

btw what kind of job is that? Or is it standard for job tests that drug tests are included in the US?

gl with ur test
Im a spy in the house of love
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13480 Posts
August 13 2003 02:36 GMT
#37
On August 13 2003 10:38 Teroru wrote:
What kind of job are u applying for?

Who the fuck cares if u smoke weed. ;(


Cause they dont want know drug users operating expensive/dangerous machinery. It's a legal thing id say.
:7
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 13 2003 04:24 GMT
#38
you could try giving it up. That way, they wont find any drugs in your system and you wont have to worry about drug tests for the rest of your life :O
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Anal_Ripper
Profile Joined December 2002
Russian Federation1233 Posts
August 13 2003 05:10 GMT
#39
On August 13 2003 13:24 SoMuchBetter wrote:
you could try giving it up. That way, they wont find any drugs in your system and you wont have to worry about drug tests for the rest of your life :O


you could go to tibet, meditate, eat healthy food and you won't have to worry about your health for the rest of your life
Better to fast than eat of every meat, better to live alone than mate with all
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 13 2003 06:44 GMT
#40
what does going to tibet have to do with being healthy?
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