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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
October 06 2007 20:08 GMT
#41
On October 07 2007 04:11 InToTheWannaB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2007 04:04 spetial wrote:
also, guys dont like boring 'nice girls' either for the most part. they wanna bang the hot slut cause thats whats always on tv
BULL SHIT!! Long as a girl hot i dont care if she a fucking mute.


I would consider that a +++++.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-06 20:24:47
October 06 2007 20:23 GMT
#42
wait, what, strippers have feelings?

your job is to fucking show off your "private" parts to anyone that enters the club, for hours at a time....or did you miss that in the fine print?
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
red.venom
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4651 Posts
October 06 2007 21:10 GMT
#43
On October 06 2007 20:36 bellsprout wrote:
strippers have no right to complain about jack shit


Why they provide a service, men are willing to pay.. Some men are fucking gross and scummy. I dont see the prob unless you are up on a real high horse about yourself
Broom
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
October 06 2007 21:15 GMT
#44
Strippers can rant all they want.


But it's like garbage men ranting about the smell of garbage.


It's part of the job description.
We decide our own destiny
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
October 06 2007 21:15 GMT
#45
On October 07 2007 06:15 Tien wrote:
Strippers can rant all they want.


But it's like garbage men ranting about the smell of garbage.


It's part of the job description.


Yeah, aren't they paid to stfu anyway? If I wanted a woman bitching about my smell or my looks, I'd fucking marry one.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
October 07 2007 00:00 GMT
#46
On October 07 2007 06:15 Tien wrote:
Strippers can rant all they want.


But it's like garbage men ranting about the smell of garbage.


It's part of the job description.


Bingo. She could always take her ass over to McDonalds.
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
October 07 2007 00:59 GMT
#47
On October 07 2007 03:04 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Most annoying of all, they always decline the good guy, sleep with the bad guy, break up with the bad guy when he treats her like shit, then run back to the good guy to complain about how much of an arse the other dude is.

Somewhere in the process, God must've forgotten to give women brains. There is no other possible explanation.


well, one thing. Most of the time, the good guy is a WUSS, trying to pay for a woman's affection (buy flowers, buy dinner, pay for everything) Calling her 10 times a day, being clingy, boring, predictable. And the bad guy is most of the time, the guy that is interesting, gives the woman a challenge, makes her feel attraction etc.

yeah, some of this later become assholes. but its the wuss'es fault
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 07 2007 01:23 GMT
#48
the rich dude answer is amazing.
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
October 07 2007 01:33 GMT
#49
boo hoo you didn't feel like earning minimum wage scrubbing shit off the floor at McDonalds so you make $500 a night rubbing your tits against a tall piece of cold metal in front of a bunch of sexually frustrated old pervs. We all feel sorry for you. Now suck it up and earn your keep you filthy gutter twat
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
FrEaK[S.sIR]
Profile Joined October 2002
2373 Posts
October 07 2007 01:47 GMT
#50
It's kind of amusing that for some reason a Stripper is apparently not allowed to differentiate between what is a good customer and what is a bad customer and forming an opinion based on each. Even more amusing that they lose rights to express what they think is a bad customer and why they think that even though they are doing the job that they agreed regardless of the customer, as they should. They just have a preference between a good and bad customer and obviously what constitutes a good/bad customer is relative to the job.

She is being paid to provide a service and is doing so. She doesn't like bad customers and likes good ones. Just because they're in the sex trade doesn't lower their worth as a human being nor their right of speech outside of work or to have an opinion on their customer base. Unless you want to start giving everybody equal treatment when they show displeasure at a poor customer off the job...=\

Judging somebody's worth should have a few more things to consider than what they do for a living . Some of you people are unbelievable.


And anybody who honestly believes that the only people who go to strip clubs are "old pervs who can't get any" lacks a real view of the world. Strip clubs are a really common hang out for a lot of groups of people. Some people just like to see some tits while they get some drinks with whoever. Not being happy about being bothered by the lowest of your customer base isn't a condemnable offense.

Unless you want to admit to being a worthless piece of shit because a customer was a prick to you today...
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
October 07 2007 02:54 GMT
#51
so what kind of pants are you supposed to wear ._. ?;;
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Shymon
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States620 Posts
October 07 2007 03:32 GMT
#52
On October 07 2007 11:54 paper wrote:
so what kind of pants are you supposed to wear ._. ?;;


khakis.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-07 05:47:14
October 07 2007 05:44 GMT
#53
On October 07 2007 09:59 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2007 03:04 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Most annoying of all, they always decline the good guy, sleep with the bad guy, break up with the bad guy when he treats her like shit, then run back to the good guy to complain about how much of an arse the other dude is.

Somewhere in the process, God must've forgotten to give women brains. There is no other possible explanation.


well, one thing. Most of the time, the good guy is a WUSS, trying to pay for a woman's affection (buy flowers, buy dinner, pay for everything) Calling her 10 times a day, being clingy, boring, predictable. And the bad guy is most of the time, the guy that is interesting, gives the woman a challenge, makes her feel attraction etc.

yeah, some of this later become assholes. but its the wuss'es fault


Both of you are wrong, and also both of you are right, for the most part.

Nightmare. You're wrong because you say the good guy is a wuss, that's not always the case. Take this scenario: Bar, good guy, bad guy. Both equally attractive, but with different personalities. They both chat with this girl now and then. The good guy is funny, sweet, makes her laugh, makes her blush, makes a connection with her on some high level. The bad guy spends a few minutes with her, gets her attention, then practically ignores her for the rest of the night, then comes back before everyone leaves and spends some time with her. Which do you think she'll be more ATTRACTED to?

The bad guy. Why? Well it's genetics. By default women are looking for protection and good genes. Smart and sweet come later. They may not be aware of it but they are. Say the guy playing the bad boy is a bit more muscular, and comes on rather direct. The other guy spends more time with books than in the gym, but is also attractive. She will like the bad guy because nature does that to you. Being more direct, being bad, treating her bad... it spells ALPHA MALE all the way.
Give her a week with both guys and she'll be interested in the good guy, because he's funny, because he understands her, etc. But sexual attraction and relationships are two different things. There ARE good guys who don't call 10 times a day, who are not clingy, boring, predictable, etc. I consider myself to be one of those guys.
But I know that if I go in a bar with my friend and we both hit on the same girl, she'll like him more. If we spend 4-5 days with the same girl she will like me more. I've done both and I can tell you for sure, most girls will do that.

If you don't belive me, think about it. You go to a party, 2 girls are interested in you: one is hot, one is cute and smart/funny. You will want to be with the smart/cute/funny one, sure, but if you'll be able to have sex with them at that particular party or anytime soon (assuming you don't have a problem with sex early in the relationship), would you still pick the cute one? Or have a go at the hot one?

It's genetics. Supple breasts mean she can feed her young, round hips say she can succesfully carry a child and give birth to it, etc. Back lines, curves, nose size, lips, skin color, everything.

Does it make us shallow? Maybe. But I would rather be the guy that has to work for a few days to get a girl interested in him, than the guy who gets to take her home from a party in the morning. Call me weird.

*sorry for long post, just noticed*
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
October 07 2007 05:45 GMT
#54
Agreed with Freak 100% wtf you morons -.- she definitelly gone over the top but its a rant afterall, its a common thing to do.
Im back, in pog form!
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-07 06:05:21
October 07 2007 05:56 GMT
#55
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Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33677 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-07 17:41:51
October 07 2007 17:41 GMT
#56
yawn

you people are pretty ridiculous
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-07 18:10:49
October 07 2007 18:10 GMT
#57
On October 07 2007 14:44 CubEdIn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2007 09:59 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
On October 07 2007 03:04 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Most annoying of all, they always decline the good guy, sleep with the bad guy, break up with the bad guy when he treats her like shit, then run back to the good guy to complain about how much of an arse the other dude is.

Somewhere in the process, God must've forgotten to give women brains. There is no other possible explanation.


well, one thing. Most of the time, the good guy is a WUSS, trying to pay for a woman's affection (buy flowers, buy dinner, pay for everything) Calling her 10 times a day, being clingy, boring, predictable. And the bad guy is most of the time, the guy that is interesting, gives the woman a challenge, makes her feel attraction etc.

yeah, some of this later become assholes. but its the wuss'es fault



There ARE good guys who don't call 10 times a day, who are not clingy, boring, predictable, etc. I consider myself to be one of those guys.
But I know that if I go in a bar with my friend and we both hit on the same girl, she'll like him more. If we spend 4-5 days with the same girl she will like me more. I've done both and I can tell you for sure, most girls will do that.


right, i get your point, but i was generalizating "nice/good guys" as wusses. Of course there are good guys who are great with woman. You dont need to be an asshole to create attraction. In fact, a good guy who creates attraction vs a bad guy who does the same, the girl will end up picking the good guy. Its just that most guys think that "being nice to woman" makes them like you, but it only makes them NOT LIKE YOU.

this kind of nice guys im talking about are like i was :p, or rpf or cpt obvious haha . But i bet rekrul is a good guy too, and he gets enough

Teamliquidian townie
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
October 07 2007 18:49 GMT
#58
The rich man ad, fucking flawless!
We make signature, then defense it.
citrus
Profile Joined March 2007
United States158 Posts
October 12 2007 06:52 GMT
#59
On October 06 2007 23:45 pangshai wrote:
Craig's listing for a rich man.

+ Show Spoiler +


What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes
at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in
mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I
don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's
not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810




THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your
predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy
who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what
you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade
and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is
very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business
sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my
money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating,
not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it
hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and
then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to
enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

This was awesome. After reading it first in this thread, I saw it today on the news.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21219252/
L0veandPeace
Profile Joined November 2007
30 Posts
November 27 2007 07:57 GMT
#60
lol @

37)Girls--some songs just should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are, you fucking weirdo), Sade, Boys II Men, or Bjork. For the love of God, Please.
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