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pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
October 06 2007 16:29 GMT
#21
On October 06 2007 23:45 pangshai wrote:
Craig's listing for a rich man.

+ Show Spoiler +


What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes
at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in
mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I
don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's
not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810




THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your
predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy
who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what
you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade
and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is
very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business
sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my
money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating,
not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it
hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and
then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to
enter into some sort of lease, let me know.


This was incredible, I love it. SUCH a good point!
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
October 06 2007 16:44 GMT
#22
Yeah haha that rich man ad... ;D
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
October 06 2007 17:10 GMT
#23
On October 07 2007 00:17 Jathin wrote:
Pangshai, link plz?

friend sent that to me in an email.
#1 midas fan
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
October 06 2007 17:56 GMT
#24
lololol nice ones haha
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
October 06 2007 18:00 GMT
#25
On October 07 2007 01:19 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2007 01:07 InToTheWannaB wrote:
That ladys a 500k a year whore basicly lol


I'll chime in for Rekrul:

All women are whores to some degree, some just have higher price tags than others.


Men too :p
Moderator<:3-/-<
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
October 06 2007 18:04 GMT
#26
I don't get girls, they do not make sense.

When they are young, they wanna be older. Then all of a sudden, somewhere inbetween age 18 and 22, they turn around 180° and want to appear younger than they are.

They act like whores, then complain when you treat them like what they are.

They can't fucking go on a toilet alone or on a 2 day trip without bringing their whole garderobe with them.

Most annoying of all, they always decline the good guy, sleep with the bad guy, break up with the bad guy when he treats her like shit, then run back to the good guy to complain about how much of an arse the other dude is.

Somewhere in the process, God must've forgotten to give women brains. There is no other possible explanation.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 06 2007 18:26 GMT
#27
On October 07 2007 03:04 Cpt Obvious wrote:
I don't get girls, they do not make sense.

When they are young, they wanna be older. Then all of a sudden, somewhere inbetween age 18 and 22, they turn around 180° and want to appear younger than they are.

They act like whores, then complain when you treat them like what they are.

They can't fucking go on a toilet alone or on a 2 day trip without bringing their whole garderobe with them.

Most annoying of all, they always decline the good guy, sleep with the bad guy, break up with the bad guy when he treats her like shit, then run back to the good guy to complain about how much of an arse the other dude is.

Somewhere in the process, God must've forgotten to give women brains. There is no other possible explanation.


Stop being an mysogynistic asshole, not every woman is like that. I guess you only know dumb whores but I know plenty of intelligent woman who function rationally.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-06 18:32:52
October 06 2007 18:28 GMT
#28
On October 07 2007 01:19 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2007 01:07 InToTheWannaB wrote:
That ladys a 500k a year whore basicly lol


I'll chime in for Rekrul:

All women are whores to some degree, some just have higher price tags than others.


hahah QFT

Captain obvious has it right for at least about 70~80% of women.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
October 06 2007 18:34 GMT
#29
On October 07 2007 03:26 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2007 03:04 Cpt Obvious wrote:
I don't get girls, they do not make sense.

When they are young, they wanna be older. Then all of a sudden, somewhere inbetween age 18 and 22, they turn around 180° and want to appear younger than they are.

They act like whores, then complain when you treat them like what they are.

They can't fucking go on a toilet alone or on a 2 day trip without bringing their whole garderobe with them.

Most annoying of all, they always decline the good guy, sleep with the bad guy, break up with the bad guy when he treats her like shit, then run back to the good guy to complain about how much of an arse the other dude is.

Somewhere in the process, God must've forgotten to give women brains. There is no other possible explanation.


Stop being an mysogynistic asshole, not every woman is like that. I guess you only know dumb whores but I know plenty of intelligent woman who function rationally.


Nah, The Capt. is right about 90% of girls.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
October 06 2007 18:40 GMT
#30
--- Nuked ---
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
October 06 2007 18:41 GMT
#31
Sounds like this girl has to perform a lot of embarassing sexual acts and put with a lot of shit, yet she earns little money from it.

Maybe she should get a job at McDonalds. Somewhere with a really gullible manager.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
October 06 2007 19:00 GMT
#32
On October 07 2007 03:41 Bill307 wrote:
Sounds like this girl has to perform a lot of embarassing sexual acts and put with a lot of shit, yet she earns little money from it.

Maybe she should get a job at McDonalds. Somewhere with a really gullible manager.




To all the other guys, I realize there are intelligent females out there. But much like with the male part of humanity, they are more than rare to say the least.

Except for that toilet thing. Every woman does that.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
October 06 2007 19:01 GMT
#33
This bitch needs to star in an episode of law and order: special victims unit...
spetial
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States688 Posts
October 06 2007 19:04 GMT
#34
also, guys dont like boring 'nice girls' either for the most part. they wanna bang the hot slut cause thats whats always on tv
metal_survive @ uswest
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
October 06 2007 19:11 GMT
#35
On October 07 2007 04:04 spetial wrote:
also, guys dont like boring 'nice girls' either for the most part. they wanna bang the hot slut cause thats whats always on tv
BULL SHIT!! Long as a girl hot i dont care if she a fucking mute.
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
October 06 2007 19:41 GMT
#36
if nice guys = captain obvious, then yes, nice guys will always finish last
terranmetal
Profile Joined May 2007
Canada153 Posts
October 06 2007 19:43 GMT
#37
This guy is pretty weird
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html


lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid
Date: 2007-08-12, 2:06PM CDT


I am a lvl 8 warrior seeking my adventuring companion for game play and fornication. I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird. Only sanctioned spells allowed, costume dress optional but preferred. I have the body of a wandering Norwegian brawler and short brown hair. Please be quite buxom and imaginative for play and enjoy fantasy role play aesthetics. Please send pics, leves, preferred adventure type and spell list. We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats.
I play on BW west.
Nickisonfire
Profile Joined May 2007
United States440 Posts
October 06 2007 19:49 GMT
#38
On October 07 2007 04:01 Lycaeus wrote:
This bitch needs to star in an episode of law and order: special victims unit...

lol
In life.. you make choices, and you dont look back
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
October 06 2007 19:54 GMT
#39
On October 06 2007 23:45 pangshai wrote:
Craig's listing for a rich man.

+ Show Spoiler +


What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes
at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in
mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I
don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives?
Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average
around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000
won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who
was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's
not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing
right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings

- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop
dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 432279810




THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your
predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy
who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple
a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what
you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I
bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade
and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is
very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty
that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins
in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a
buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business
sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease.
In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my
money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need
an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating,
not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets.
So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly
beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it
hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and
then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to
enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

wow
Do you really want chat rooms?
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
October 06 2007 20:00 GMT
#40
lol thanks, that was awesome. a nice way to kick off my homecoming weekend.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
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