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A joke because I'm in a good mood. 
There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you twenty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the pythagorean theorem?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner twenty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks.
LOL
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enlightened in what sense??
and lol thats a good joke
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I want to know what I am, what is going on. I want to live as well as I can possibly live. I think weed may be holding me back.
I wonder if this is all caused because my diet is horribly off today.
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Weed has held me back in the past, and has held a handful of my friend back from realizing what they really want in the world and how to pursue it. Thankfully I quit weed for many months and have been getting my life in gear in the direction I want. Now I smoke up again a few times a week knowing I'm happy with how my life is going.
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On May 17 2008 06:15 Romance_us wrote:A joke because I'm in a good mood. There's a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, "Hey I'll tell you what, I'll ask you a question and if you don't know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don't know the answer I have to give you twenty bucks." The stoner says, "Alright, Man." The genius asks the stoner, "What is the pythagorean theorem?" The stoner replies, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. "Okay," the stoner says, "What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?" The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner twenty bucks and then asks, "So, what is the answer?" The stoner says, "I don't know," and hands the genius five bucks. LOL
lol
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On May 17 2008 06:12 travis wrote:
cuz I want to become as enlightened as possible and pot sets that back, heavily.
how often do you smoke though?
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On May 17 2008 06:33 travis wrote:
I want to know what I am, what is going on. I want to live as well as I can possibly live. I think weed may be holding me back.
I wonder if this is all caused because my diet is horribly off today.
quit for a week or two and see how you feel?
or cut back a lot. keep it to just end of the day, after your shit is done.
iunno man, gl~
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I smoke entirely too much, but I am going to take the next toke (in like 2 mins) for TL.
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well the problem with quitting is that it would screw with my days for a while. at bare minimum i wouldn't be able to get a good night's sleep for a bit. but that's not because i smoke alot of weed, that's because I smoke alot of weed and I take adderall.
so for now I think im gonna just focus on not smoking until later in the day, which is what I normally do but today I failed miserably because poker went crappy and I can't handle that shit
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haha, i feel you on that. bad days = im smokin as soon as im outta work.
weed leave me feelin like crap in the am if i smoke right before bed.
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Srsly, I used to make money just playin poker. It's all fine when you're running neutral to good, but when you start running bad, it's the worst job. Getting a full-time job doing something you love, meeting new people, and making steady income is such a better investment.
I still play poker part-time. And it's FAR better that way.
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yeah I am sure it would be if I could find a job I like where I make alot of money. but im too damn picky, that isn't going to happen any time soon.
I've been playing poker for over 4 years for a living so I am sure I will make it :D
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If you smoke before bed, coffee in the morning counteracts that mind-dullness that usually happens.
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I'm fucking stoned XDDDDDDDD
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rolling up my last joint for tonite
Went to a queens of the stonr age concert last nite, it was a decent show untill this guy i know throws a sneaker at the lead singer and hits him in the face. Needless to say dude stops right in the middle of 3's and 7's and starts talkin trash to the audience. The concert continues untill someone else throws a bottle of water at him, he then stopped in the middle of another song raised his hand and said goodnight. End of concert.
Later we hit the clubs and got smashed, we ended up at a strip club sitting in pervert row. So our buddy clark goes missing for like an hour and a half, we all assumed he was getting sick in the bathroom or something. All of a sudden we spot him comming out of a booth and there's this huge black stripper pulling on his hair and cursing at him in french.
Apperent clark had ran up a $400 bill in 'services' and didnt have a cent to pay. So the stripper is wailing on clark and the manager comes out, clark makes his get away and starts to head towards us. The manager follows and we all ask clark wtf is going on with the stripper, so the manager comes over and grabs my other friend colin, who is alrdy bombed and smashed on double white russians and weed., so colin picks the guy up and drops him on his head.
The bouncers surround us and we scuffle and fight a bit untill they eventaully call the cops, the bouncers succed in tossing the 4 of us out on our ass, while clark remains in the club . We wait outside a bit still wondering how the fuck we ended up getting thrown out and tapped up.
We chill on the street and smoke, wait about 30 mins and the cops show up and eventually clark exits the club, minus his coat, , cell phone, and a variety of id's and cards. (The cops didn't do shit)
Although I regret the experience, i feel i have gained much.
Goodnight tl.net.
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didnt you sell out your friends on the hawks?
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I made it my mission today to beat the entire Ninja Gaiden series (1-3 on NES) while high. I won!
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guys, I had a pretty disgusting experience and was wondering if this has happened to anyone else.
I've gotten too high before and puked if I ate something junky beforehand (pizza, quiznos, burgers...), but that's only been in really high doses. I had quiznos yesterday with some beer, then I went outside and smoked a joint as I walked.
next thing I know, I start feeling really weak and I'm getting high out of my mind... I had to sit down and I felt the blood draining from my face. I've had the experience before, but I just didn't expect it after a single, regular joint. I started stumbling about the street and next thing I know I'm puking all over the place. I ended up going into some restaurant and I took a massive shit there, and I puked more.
It's hard to believe this happened. it wasn't a huge dose. maybe I was inhaling more than usual, but I still don't think I should have gotten that high. does it matter that the night before I went to a party, smoked and had a few shots? I don't think so...
thoughts?
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On May 17 2008 10:58 HeadBangaa wrote:
If you smoke before bed, coffee in the morning counteracts that mind-dullness that usually happens.
I started trying to cut back on my coffe a few months ago when i started the gym. Now that I havent been there in a month cuz I fucked up my back, I started rinking it again >_<
edits:
adam banks: That's why I dislike concerts so much. For the most part there's cool ass people, then you get fucksticks like that. Or the other jackasses, who go running around and hitting everyone who arent in the mosh pits. Thats why I almost always get into some shit at shows. I cant stand idiots like that.
Oxy: I almostn ever get sick off of just weed 
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