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Champi
Profile Joined March 2010
1422 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-06 08:26:47
April 06 2013 08:25 GMT
#15881
in this craazy life, and through these craazzyy times you its you you make me siiing, you're every line ur everthy woooorm your everytrhiiiing

michael bubbley! fuck yeah!~ \m/ ";....;" \m/

laaa laaa laaa lala aaaa laaaa laaaaa...
GettingIt
Profile Joined August 2011
1656 Posts
April 07 2013 09:54 GMT
#15882
what is going on i reembered this thread and was like might as well finish the night off strong u kno wat im sayin home pie? fucking fuck loodey dahhh~@!
Corsica
Profile Joined February 2011
Ukraine1854 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-07 20:08:06
April 07 2013 20:07 GMT
#15883
sry to high xDDDD
Corsica
Profile Joined February 2011
Ukraine1854 Posts
April 07 2013 20:07 GMT
#15884
nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
April 07 2013 21:59 GMT
#15885
i got mangos, plums, bananas and some chocolate ready. but first i am heading out to get lifted. this is going to be a relaxing evening.

i am beginning to trust high me. and i will not precut the mango.
conspired against by a confederacy of dunces.
Darkren
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1841 Posts
April 07 2013 23:00 GMT
#15886
On April 04 2013 11:13 Grobyc wrote:
In my search to find a new dealer my neighbour (whom I trust/know) says he buys his from out other neighbour about 3-4 houses down. Most excellent, I don't even have to drive to pick up. Gonna be buying fresh for the first time in quite a while this week.


Getting to know close and good dealers is so nice and valuable. I agree with the feelings. Since ive been chilling with the rave scene ive been able to get my hands on the purest drug ever through solid contacts/friendships
"Yeah, I send (hopefully) helpful PM's quite frequently. You don't have to warn/ban everything" - KadaverBB
smurfaccount420
Profile Joined January 2013
United States11 Posts
April 09 2013 03:23 GMT
#15887
hehe im on drugs hhuhuuhuuhu
smurfaccount420
Profile Joined January 2013
United States11 Posts
April 09 2013 03:31 GMT
#15888
smurf account 420 hittin dat moneypenny, she give me the money cus she fuckin' like a bunny, her ears are so cute they put me in a nice mood, then i stick my dick in her expensive poon, im like double-0-sixty nine but i aint james bond, i be fishin for the bitches like they fish in a pond, i get on a hoe when she take off her clothes, then i hit that ass like a golden eye blow
smurfaccount420
Profile Joined January 2013
United States11 Posts
April 09 2013 03:33 GMT
#15889
i call that poem "james bond hoes" copyright 2013 @ smurfaccount420
smurfaccount420
Profile Joined January 2013
United States11 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-09 07:08:38
April 09 2013 04:53 GMT
#15890
a nigga with a gun, he aint trynna have no fun
i get the fuck outta there, but i dont be actin scared
that nigga was just mad cus his bitch was actin bad
i got 99 bitches, check their names off in the notepad

i may be a white man, but i got a plan
you gotta put it in the pits, man, take it to the can
thats what those dumb niggas once said to me,
cus in reality they aint never smoked a tree

i better have it instead, i bobsled like fred
i became a pot head just like zeds dead
feeling high like mt. everest, forever fresh, refresh my flesh
the cool breeze on my desk returns me where i once left

i rock the house like superman
but i aint afraid of kryptonite
spark it up like doomsday
i'll stay and fight when the sky ignites

colon left parentheses
is what i see when you look at me
and i know that you want the key
so why you actin' so angry
the_business_og
Profile Joined April 2012
United States167 Posts
April 09 2013 04:54 GMT
#15891
On April 09 2013 13:53 smurfaccount420 wrote:
a nigga with a gun, he aint trynna have no fun
i get the fuck outta there, but i dont be actin scared
that nigga was just mad cus his bitch was actin bad
i got 99 bitches, check their names off in the notepad

i may be a white man, but i got a plan
you gotta put it in the pits, man, take it to the can
thats what those dumb niggas once said to me,
cus in reality they aint never smoked a tree

i better have it instead, i bobsled like fred
i became a pot head just like zeds dead
feeling high like mt. everest, forever fresh, refresh my flesh
the cool breeze on my desk returns me where i once left

i rock the house like superman
but i aint afraid of kryptonite
blaze it up like doomsday
i'll stay and fight when the sky ignites

colon left parentheses
is what i see when you look at me
and i know that you want the key
so why you actin' so angry

nice
shanti
smurfaccount420
Profile Joined January 2013
United States11 Posts
April 09 2013 06:20 GMT
#15892
catch a snitch, slap the bitch,
bitch go make me a sandwich
but that bitch found out i'm rich,
she jumpin like a ostrich
girl you got dem big ass tits,
my cock is gonna need a stitch
then she talkin dirty
but her voice be really high pitched

so i said girl whats your name,
she say that it's money and fame
she actin like a hood rat,
on my dick is where she sat
i know she want a piece of dat,
cus now she purrin like a cat
but what if this sexy lady is really just a brat?

i ask girl how old are you,
and instantly she said eighteen
but she was the shortest
eighteen year old i ever seen
she was wearin on them tights
that be makin me drool
like all them bitches used to wear back in high school

i said wait a minute,
how old are you again?
and she finally admitted
she was only a freshmen
i say what the fuck bitch,
that means you're like thirteen
she said no, a freshmen in college is what she means

and i'm down for that,
but what remains unexplained,
is why i still can't get her height off my brain
i said fuck it, man, those tits are enormous
that tight camel toe was just lookin' so gorgeous

i set her down on my bed,
but she was finna give me head
but little did i know i was about to be a ped
she got on her back
and i rode her like a sled
but after i took it out the condom was blood red

she played me for a fool,
like she thought i was funny
she was tricky with them words,
and i acted like a dummy
she was tellin' the truth,
she was just really smart
she was good with the books,
but had problems with her heart

she was lookin' after somethin',
but she din now what it was
she thought she wanted this,
but she was scared like jaws
and she finally realized
that she had gone too far
then she got up off my dick
and ran out to her car

she knew that this year,
she shouldn't expect no santa claus
but could that possibly be worse than giving me the blue balls?
if you can't control yourself,
don't do that to a man
that poor ass kid
had to finish with his hand
Dizmaul
Profile Joined March 2010
United States831 Posts
April 09 2013 23:31 GMT
#15893
Just finished another custom pipe. Getting prepped for 420 hah. This one I wanted to focus on a really nice mouth piece with a interesting stance.

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It is what it is
frosecold
Profile Joined January 2011
Venezuela76 Posts
April 10 2013 06:52 GMT
#15894
Hi everyone, im high and im just too lazy to read the DAMN 795 pages (lot of stoners here xD), anyone want to practice? im platinum :D
Being a pro its not easy at all, i know it,i cant be one
ToastedBagel
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada93 Posts
April 10 2013 07:23 GMT
#15895
Incredibly baked right. I've been drinking a little too. Just ending the night with some herb.

I'm listening to The Gates of Delirium by Yes right now. Those yes heads among you may not think its the best song to listen to when you're high and in a way it isn't but in a way it is. Everyone should at least check this song out when their high regardless of what kind of music they listen to.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-11 05:15:43
April 11 2013 05:12 GMT
#15896
Went to go to neighbour's down the street to pick up an eighth of weed... and she's not home.

Clearly saddened I'm walking back home and my awesome neighbour George decides to be a nice guy and give me a few nugs till I can catch this dealer at home. yay!

edit: also, I hope she's hot ;o
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
TOCHMY
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden1692 Posts
April 12 2013 17:49 GMT
#15897
You guys seen this one?



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Source

Appearantly this was banned from TED talks. What u guys think? He a nut or might there be some truth to it?

He speaks of some urgent things tho; cutting down the amazons, starvation, spending shitton of money on war etc. Maybe spirit earth mother is the solution :D
Yoona <3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Look! It's Totoro! ☉.☉☂
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-12 20:37:55
April 12 2013 20:32 GMT
#15898
--- Nuked ---
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 12 2013 23:16 GMT
#15899
On April 11 2013 14:12 Grobyc wrote:
Went to go to neighbour's down the street to pick up an eighth of weed... and she's not home.

Clearly saddened I'm walking back home and my awesome neighbour George decides to be a nice guy and give me a few nugs till I can catch this dealer at home. yay!

edit: also, I hope she's hot ;o

Note to self: don't buy from this woman again.

I just came from her place and when I said I wanted an eighth she was like "?" so I was like "uhh okay, give me $30 worth then" as that's pretty standard where I live. You can get better deals if you buy more or know a good guy or w/e, but unless it's above-average weed, $30 for a new customer is normal. I'm eyeballing this and it looks more like a 1/16th...

And I know it's not like the best weed I'll ever have or anything because George already lent me a bit of his and it doesn't come across as anything special.

Oh well, maybe I got jewed out of like $15 of weed, not the end of the world. Still going to find a new dealer though.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
my0s
Profile Joined March 2010
United States193 Posts
April 13 2013 04:20 GMT
#15900
On April 13 2013 08:16 Grobyc wrote:
Oh well, maybe I got jewed out of like $15 of weed, not the end of the world. Still going to find a new dealer though.



Yea... But was she hot?
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