so here I am, just chillin at the computer getting ready to smoke up on a bowl....and my kitty decides it's a good time to climb up my leg/chair to get to my lap.
I think you guys should know a little bit bout my kitty. His name is Stupid and I've had him for at least 16 years. He was rescued after his mother was killed on a highway when he was still weeks old, and I took him home when he fit in the palm of my little 4 year old hand. He got his name for good reason too. This cat is straight up stupid, and honestly the weirdest coolest cat I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. He can't see well, or hear well, hell he doesn't even know how to clean his own fur. But he loves every single fucking thing on the planet and will do things like headbutt my computer if I stop patting him too long. He also has 0 control over his claws. You see, most cats do have retractable claws that they will use when they feel the need. Stupid doesn't have that power, so his claws are out 100% of the time. He uses them to claw and climb up legs or couches or chairs. He can jump, we think he just prefers climbing.
He is also a purring machine and does not give a shit. I can hold him upside down and he will be chilling there mid air, purring like a beast. He also does this flop thing, where if he wants attention from you, he'll flop over onto his side and present his belly for patting. There have been times where he has "flopped" off of things like tables and chairs. He also doesn't "meow" he goes RAWWWRRWWRRWRWRR in a weird almost talking manner. He is the dumbest, stupidest, most fucking AWESOME cat in the whole world. He goes by many many names. as well.
Trash cat, fuzzums, Mr Fuzzy, Mr Fluffums, Mr Kitty, Fuzzbutt, Kitty purrrr, Oh and he can transform into BATTLE ARMOR KITTY, since all his hair kinda stands on end if you pat him the wrong way. There are probably another 15-20 things me and my friends refer to him as.
He is Stupid, and he is a fucking boss. I <3 my kitty.
Maybe I can get a picture online sometime, he's seriously fucking badass.
Now i'ma load up that bowl n get Mr. Kitty purr nice and high.
I always get like, i dunno, i was smoking up with a girl yesturday, and we were in the park. (her weed) and we got high or w/e and she starts like hinting to have sex in the park, like "oh im not wearing panties or a bra huehue" shit like that for like 30 mins, and me being paranoid i was like. i cant do this shit, i cant, its in apark and shes to nasty.
But lets just say i wont be smoking with her again,
On July 14 2011 04:47 OscarN wrote: I always get like, i dunno, i was smoking up with a girl yesturday, and we were in the park. (her weed) and we got high or w/e and she starts like hinting to have sex in the park, like "oh im not wearing panties or a bra huehue" shit like that for like 30 mins, and me being paranoid i was like. i cant do this shit, i cant, its in apark and shes to nasty.
But lets just say i wont be smoking with her again,
On July 14 2011 04:47 OscarN wrote: I always get like, i dunno, i was smoking up with a girl yesturday, and we were in the park. (her weed) and we got high or w/e and she starts like hinting to have sex in the park, like "oh im not wearing panties or a bra huehue" shit like that for like 30 mins, and me being paranoid i was like. i cant do this shit, i cant, its in apark and shes to nasty.
But lets just say i wont be smoking with her again,
crazy bitch
You're supposed to nail her bro. Dun worry 'bout the feelings and what-not. Jus give'er what she wants. It's the least you could do, she shared weed yo.
On July 14 2011 04:17 Nizaris wrote: My coworker brought me some Amnesia today. Tasty shit. I think i will order him some more xD
Oh man that game is so scary.
why is that scary? another coworker brought me 10g's last week. We use to always go blaze up in the parc after lunch. i do what i can to get the best stuff xD
Can't wait till next week, family dinner for national holiday. Gonna taste my uncle's latest crop. it always fucks me up so bad. Unfortunately i still have to 'hide' to smoke even if i'm 29, i think my uncle would get killed if the rest of family knew lolz. Thinking about asking him some clones this year...
On July 11 2011 21:40 Nizaris wrote: You realize all the psychoactive stuff (THC) is in you blood within 1-2s, the rest of the time you're just fucking up your lungs more then need be. Plenty of studies have been done on it, you should inform yourself instead of destroying your lungs for no reason. All you're doing is absorbing Tar after the first second.... and depriving yourself of oxygen which gets you "high".
A study done by a group of doctors in Canada at Dalhousie University, concluded that more than 90% of the THC is absorbed into the lungs within the first seconds of inhalation. Another study confirms this, but they put their number at 95% absorption. The 5-15% of THC that isn't absorbed is due to THC loss in trace smoke, or smoke that never enters the lungs.
Well that's a very good thing to know, thank you ^ ^
On July 14 2011 04:23 masami.sc wrote: Stuck at work, *sigh* Why am I reading this thread!
Let's get stoned kiddooo!
Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so good They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to go home Then they’ll stone ya when you’re there all alone But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned!
On July 14 2011 04:23 masami.sc wrote: Stuck at work, *sigh* Why am I reading this thread!
Let's get stoned kiddooo!
Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so good They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to go home Then they’ll stone ya when you’re there all alone But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned!
hell yes!
I actually know masami so we smoke a fuckton on the weekends usually :D
On July 14 2011 04:23 masami.sc wrote: Stuck at work, *sigh* Why am I reading this thread!
Let's get stoned kiddooo!
Well, they’ll stone ya when you’re trying to be so good They’ll stone ya just a-like they said they would They’ll stone ya when you’re tryin’ to go home Then they’ll stone ya when you’re there all alone But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned!
hell yes!
I actually know masami so we smoke a fuckton on the weekends usually :D
Haha nice. Wish a knew a few more tokers around here.
I was blazed out of my mind the other day when this song came up on my friend's iPod. It really spoke to me you know? The blending of the literal with the metaphorical is unbelievable.
One of the best songs i've ever listened to while high (though the rest of the After the Gold Rush album is amazing too!). I learnt so much that night.
So my friend linked me this song as I was high out of my mind the other day, and it is actually the best thing in the world. (apologies if it was linked previously <3)
On July 14 2011 11:01 Andymoo wrote: So my friend linked me this song as I was high out of my mind the other day, and it is actually the best thing in the world. (apologies if it was linked previously <3)
time to roll up!
WKUK is freakin amazing, and they're all stoners. The newest season has had a running sketch called the civil war on drugs and it's freakin hilarious
If you haven't seen their other stuff, here's another good stoner song from WKUK:
On July 14 2011 11:01 Andymoo wrote: So my friend linked me this song as I was high out of my mind the other day, and it is actually the best thing in the world. (apologies if it was linked previously <3)