On July 13 2011 10:32 Slakkoo wrote: im very drunk atm so accept any spelling mistakes :p but i really always wanted t oget high atleast once... and quite a alot of my friends are smoking and my friend invited me over this friday, so any tips for a first itmer?
edit: we will bong btw, he bought 3.5g and he has smoked a few times not too much but still
On July 13 2011 10:32 Slakkoo wrote: im very drunk atm so accept any spelling mistakes :p but i really always wanted t oget high atleast once... and quite a alot of my friends are smoking and my friend invited me over this friday, so any tips for a first itmer?
edit: we will bong btw, he bought 3.5g and he has smoked a few times not too much but still
Awesome! The only bad times I've seen from weed were when a very paranoid or distrustful person smoked. So my tip: be open minded and trusting and you'll only have a good time. Also definitely write or say everything that pops into your head, especially if it feels silly at the time. You'll surprise your sober self with the amazing thoughts you come up with.
Then eat, think, and do new stuff, and you'll have toooons of fun! I'm super excited for you man!
On July 13 2011 10:32 Slakkoo wrote: im very drunk atm so accept any spelling mistakes :p but i really always wanted t oget high atleast once... and quite a alot of my friends are smoking and my friend invited me over this friday, so any tips for a first itmer?
edit: we will bong btw, he bought 3.5g and he has smoked a few times not too much but still
Tips for the actual smoking so you don't look silly to your stoner friends: 1: Make sure you never exhale into the bong. If you feel like you're going to cough make sure you take your mouth off. No one wants the water shooting out thru the bowl getting the weed wet and all over the place (not to mention your coughed germs all over the inside of the bong) 2: The most common mistake I see newbies make (esp with a bong) is not inhaling hard enough (or really at all). A lot of newbies seem to try to just suck instead of really inhaling. Make sure you're inhaling at a quick enough speed to pull the air thru the bong so you should hear it bubbling rapidly. Inhale into your lungs as if you were taking a deep breath of air (but quicker). 3: When you light the bowl, hold the lighter up a little bit from the bowl. The suction from you inhaling should pull the tip of the flame down into the weed and light it..
That's about it really for the actual smoking. It's pretty simple, you just inhale, light the bowl, and then pull it (the slide) out to clear the smoke out of the bong without pulling more smoke in (or release the "carb" hole if the bong has one)
As for tips for what to do when high, I'm pretty sure your stoner buddies will probably know what to do, but just make sure you're hanging with people you like and feel comfortable with. If you're with people you're worried about making an impression with you won't have an optimal experience imo
Get some great music (common misconception among non-stoners is that there's "stoner" music... this may be true to a certain extent but it's different for everyone. I even enjoy listening to metal while high though I expect most people don't), some great food, and make sure you don't have anything to do so you won't mind "wasting" your day.
Most of all just go in with a positive attitude and enjoy yourself ^_^
Edit: I definitely agree with Dude about the writing shit down part. When you get really fucked up it feels like it kind of removes inhibitions towards certain thoughts or ideas and allows you thus to "think outside the box" by thinking of shit you usually naturally push aside subconsciously. It's great to write this stuff down (typing's easier imo) and look at it later, and it's usually hilarious too.
On July 13 2011 10:32 Slakkoo wrote: im very drunk atm so accept any spelling mistakes :p but i really always wanted t oget high atleast once... and quite a alot of my friends are smoking and my friend invited me over this friday, so any tips for a first itmer?
edit: we will bong btw, he bought 3.5g and he has smoked a few times not too much but still
Tips for the actual smoking so you don't look silly to your stoner friends: 1: Make sure you never exhale into the bong. If you feel like you're going to cough make sure you take your mouth off. No one wants the water shooting out thru the bowl getting the weed wet and all over the place (not to mention your coughed germs all over the inside of the bong) 2: The most common mistake I see newbies make (esp with a bong) is not inhaling hard enough (or really at all). A lot of newbies seem to try to just suck instead of really inhaling. Make sure you're inhaling at a quick enough speed to pull the air thru the bong so you should hear it bubbling rapidly. Inhale into your lungs as if you were taking a deep breath of air (but quicker). 3: When you light the bowl, hold the lighter up a little bit from the bowl. The suction from you inhaling should pull the tip of the flame down into the weed and light it..
Really good tips ^ ^ The second one is the most important I think. I've had the pleasure of smoking up many first timers, and very very often they just 'suck' it into their mouth and not into their lungs (like you'd smoke a cigar). Make sure you're taking a deep breath, you should probably feel it burning your throat a little on the way down.
4. I like to hold it in for as long as I can. Idk how much effect this really has, but it seems to me like the longer the smoke is in your lungs, the more time your lungs have to absorb it. Don't just get it into your lungs and then exhale right away.
5. Take small hits!! You don't have to fucking clear an entire bowl in one hit haha. Take a small hit, recover, and when you feel good take another. This will prevent you from going into a fit of uncontrollable coughing (disclaimer: this may happen anyway, especially on your first time haha). When you get more experienced you'll be able to take bigger hits ^ ^
6. Lastly, just RELAX. Almost every first timer I've smoked with has been really nervous (and I completely understand. When you're on the outside looking in, weed seems really intimidating. It's illegal, it's probably unlike anything you've done before, and you don't want to look like an innocent little noob in front of your friends).
7. HAVE FUN (although it's pretty much impossible not to once you get high ^ ^)
Slakko, listen to your favorite songs of all time, then listen to them when you're high. You will FEEL the difference and then the world will be at peace
On July 14 2011 03:01 MetalMarine wrote: Slakko, listen to your favorite songs of all time, then listen to them when you're high. You will FEEL the difference and then the world will be at peace
QTF.
This song is like a fucking journey when you're baked.
On July 13 2011 10:32 Slakkoo wrote: im very drunk atm so accept any spelling mistakes :p but i really always wanted t oget high atleast once... and quite a alot of my friends are smoking and my friend invited me over this friday, so any tips for a first itmer?
edit: we will bong btw, he bought 3.5g and he has smoked a few times not too much but still
Tips for the actual smoking so you don't look silly to your stoner friends: 1: Make sure you never exhale into the bong. If you feel like you're going to cough make sure you take your mouth off. No one wants the water shooting out thru the bowl getting the weed wet and all over the place (not to mention your coughed germs all over the inside of the bong) 2: The most common mistake I see newbies make (esp with a bong) is not inhaling hard enough (or really at all). A lot of newbies seem to try to just suck instead of really inhaling. Make sure you're inhaling at a quick enough speed to pull the air thru the bong so you should hear it bubbling rapidly. Inhale into your lungs as if you were taking a deep breath of air (but quicker). 3: When you light the bowl, hold the lighter up a little bit from the bowl. The suction from you inhaling should pull the tip of the flame down into the weed and light it..
4. I like to hold it in for as long as I can. Idk how much effect this really has, but it seems to me like the longer the smoke is in your lungs, the more time your lungs have to absorb it. Don't just get it into your lungs and then exhale right away
Sigh. Do NOT do this. Read my post last page. You're destroying your lungs for no reason. The THC is absorbed within 2s. After that you're just absorbing tar.
Fuck, wish I could join in the fun, but I'm stuck at the office. Sucks, coz I just picked up a half oz of the stickest stuff I've seen in a looong time. Oh well, grocery shopping then blaze when I get home... winning combo.
EPT
