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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
November 15 2006 11:55 GMT
#81
Are you busy tonight?
Moderator<:3-/-<
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 15 2006 11:55 GMT
#82
Yes.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Bubbles TWM
Profile Joined September 2006
Congo14 Posts
November 15 2006 11:56 GMT
#83
*enterings!!!*
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 15 2006 11:56 GMT
#84
Well, it was nice to meet you. Surreal but nice.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
November 15 2006 11:56 GMT
#85
CRACKHEADS, STOP CHANGING THE S UBJECT!!! were dealing w/ a very delicate issue w/ a 16 yr olds problem ...be more considerate!!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
November 15 2006 11:56 GMT
#86
Thank you. You are 'Horse and Hound's' favorite actress. You and Black Beauty. Tied.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 12:10:46
November 15 2006 12:09 GMT
#87
Hmm trashing homeworkthreads i can understand but girl problems are always funny in themselves so no need for that.

Also, why stop at herpes when there are soo many interesting STDs to choose from. For example condyloma aka genital warts. Go test yourself and then show her a paper of the results (assuming that you get one) and then go up to her and say "ha! I told you I was clean". Then make hints that she were wrong in her accusations and that she cought the funny by cheating on you.
Brag about how you cheated on here from day one might help too. It's hard to be a slut if you are a guy.
Probably there is a more cunning plan out there.. I hope..
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 15 2006 12:10 GMT
#88
Am I going to have to wait until the next LiquiScoop to figure out what the heck just happened?
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
November 15 2006 12:11 GMT
#89
Notting Hill
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
November 15 2006 12:18 GMT
#90
Tell everyone you banged her two best friends. Like keep calling them, myspace comment them three tiems a day, call them when you know she's with them, and then watch the drama. Actually that won't work. meh.

Okay on a serious note, either you're not telling the whole story or your relationship with this girl was absolutely ridiculous and shallow. How can you even imagine doing this to someone you've been with for a year? I mean at that point you should easily just be able to walk away with it honestly, even if it is a "hard" break up but this seems so childish and stupid that I catch myself wondering if it is even possible...
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 12:19:35
November 15 2006 12:19 GMT
#91
Ernie's a big fat colored guy that plays the piano. He's a terrific snob and he won't hardly even talk to you unless you're a big shot or a celebrity or something, but he can really play the piano. He's so good, he's almost corny, in fact. I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it. I certainly like to hear him play, but sometimes you feel like turning the goddamn piano over. I think it's because sometimes when he plays, he sounds like the kind of guy that won't talk to you unless you're a big shot.
好好喝喝天天快乐
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
November 15 2006 12:21 GMT
#92
Klogon noooooooooooooooooooo.

Bubbles, we hardly knew ye.

ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
November 15 2006 12:21 GMT
#93
好好喝喝天天快乐
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 15 2006 12:21 GMT
#94
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 12:25:10
November 15 2006 12:22 GMT
#95
Catcher in the rye, Nice

EDIT: Why is this thread getting attacked? and why/how did bubbles just get banned?
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
November 15 2006 12:25 GMT
#96
dude hugh grant gives you legit advice

be foppishly charming
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
November 15 2006 12:25 GMT
#97
"The fish don't go no place. They stay right where they are, the fish. Right in the goddamn lake."

"The fish - that's different. The fish is different. I'm talking about the ducks," I said.

"What's different about it? Nothing's different about it," Horwitz said. "It's tougher for the fish, the winter and all than it is for the ducks, for Chrissake. use your head, for Chrissake."

I didn't say anything for about a minute. Then I said, "All right. What do they do, the fish and all, when that whole little lake's a solid block of ice, people skating on it and all?"

Old Horwitz turned around again. "What the hellaya mean what do they do?" He yelled at me. "They stay right where they are, for Chrissake."

"They can't just ignore the ice. They can't just ignore it."

"Nobody's ignoring it. Nobody's ignoring it. They live right in the goddam ice. It's their nature, for Chrissake. They get frozen right in one position for the whole winter."

"Yeah? What do they eat then? I mean, if they're frozen solid, they can't even swim around looking for food and all."

"Their bodies, for Chrissake - what'sa matter with ya? Their bodies take in nutrition and all, right through the goddam seaweed and crap. They got their pores open the whole time. That's their nature, for Chrissake."
好好喝喝天天快乐
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
November 15 2006 12:27 GMT
#98
On November 15 2006 21:22 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Catcher in the rye, Nice

EDIT: Why is this thread getting attacked? and why/how did bubbles just get banned?

Well of course he was banned! Look at all those one-line, no content posts he made!

Besides, what has he done for TLnet?
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
November 15 2006 12:28 GMT
#99
On November 15 2006 20:50 IntoTheWow wrote:
Yes. Right... But if there were horses, would you be riding them yourself or would you be getting a stunt horse person double sort of thing?


you need ninjas, not horses
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 15 2006 12:28 GMT
#100
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