• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 12:55
CET 18:55
KST 02:55
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Revival - 2025 Season Finals Preview8RSL Season 3 - Playoffs Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12
Community News
Weekly Cups (Dec 15-21): Classic wins big, MaxPax & Clem take weeklies3ComeBackTV's documentary on Byun's Career !11Weekly Cups (Dec 8-14): MaxPax, Clem, Cure win4Weekly Cups (Dec 1-7): Clem doubles, Solar gets over the hump1Weekly Cups (Nov 24-30): MaxPax, Clem, herO win2
StarCraft 2
General
ComeBackTV's documentary on Byun's Career ! Team TLMC #5: Winners Announced! What's the best tug of war? The Grack before Christmas Weekly Cups (Dec 15-21): Classic wins big, MaxPax & Clem take weeklies
Tourneys
OSC Season 13 World Championship $5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship $100 Prize Pool - Winter Warp Gate Masters Showdow Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Winter Warp Gate Amateur Showdown #1
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 505 Rise From Ashes Mutation # 504 Retribution Mutation # 503 Fowl Play Mutation # 502 Negative Reinforcement
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion How soO Began His ProGaming Dreams Klaucher discontinued / in-game color settings BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Recommended FPV games (post-KeSPA)
Tourneys
[BSL21] LB SemiFinals - Saturday 21:00 CET [BSL21] WB & LB Finals - Sunday 21:00 CET Small VOD Thread 2.0 [Megathread] Daily Proleagues
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Game Theory for Starcraft Current Meta Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread Mechabellum Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Beyond All Reason Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Survivor II: The Amazon Sengoku Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread 12 Days of Starcraft The Games Industry And ATVI Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TL+ Announced Where to ask questions and add stream?
Blogs
National Diversity: A Challe…
TrAiDoS
I decided to write a webnov…
DjKniteX
James Bond movies ranking - pa…
Topin
Thanks for the RSL
Hildegard
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2164 users

Girl Problem Help.. - Page 2

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next All
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:09:26
November 15 2006 10:09 GMT
#21
just accuse her of giving you crabs and cry all day at school. i think the winds of support will swift in your direction. then who like her still?! hmmm?! tell me! NO ONE! however... no one will go out with you also, but... lets deal with one problem at a time.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 15 2006 10:11 GMT
#22
I also second the herpes idea.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
November 15 2006 10:17 GMT
#23
On November 15 2006 18:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Tell everyone you only cheated because you found out she has herpes. Everybody will still be mad at you, probably even madder than before, but now they will think she has herpes.

On a side note, if you fight someone socially then you are literally "fighting like a girl".

Not to say it's an inferior way of fighting. But it is actually how girls generally try to hurt other people, in contrast to boys who are generally more direct about it, e.g. using their fists.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
November 15 2006 10:17 GMT
#24
WisheS2, are you Joey? As in KT.MGW)WisheS aka WisheS[o.21] ? If so, this is FoG.

This is about the most fucked up thing I've heard in a long time. It's going to be extremely embarassing for you in any case, but don't worry, it will blow over and people will sort of forget it ever happened. As for your close friends, they will certainly believe you when you tell them the truth, and as for the other people, fuck 'em. And by the way... no girl who cared about you would break up with you and then tell everyone you cheated on her, so don't buy her crap about her just being tired of the relationship. That is, unless there's a big part to the story you're not telling us.
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
November 15 2006 10:18 GMT
#25
On November 15 2006 19:17 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2006 18:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Tell everyone you only cheated because you found out she has herpes. Everybody will still be mad at you, probably even madder than before, but now they will think she has herpes.

On a side note, if you fight someone socially then you are literally "fighting like a girl".

Not to say it's an inferior way of fighting. But it is actually how girls generally try to hurt other people, in contrast to boys who are generally more direct about it, e.g. using their fists.


i think hes trying to say that in canada they solve relationship problems by beating the shit out of your gf =x.

just say shes lying and ignore what people say after. youll get over.
Only communists disconnect.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
November 15 2006 10:24 GMT
#26
Whip it out infront of everyone and claim you DID cheat on her. duh!
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:29:19
November 15 2006 10:27 GMT
#27
Don't even sweat it. Highschool drama is gay.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
November 15 2006 10:29 GMT
#28
On November 15 2006 19:18 j0ehoe wrote:
i think hes trying to say that in canada they solve relationship problems by beating the shit out of your gf =x.


I think j0ehoe is trying to say that in the US they... ah forget it, there's no stereotype about Americans being the most unfunny people in the world.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4601 Posts
November 15 2006 10:31 GMT
#29
tell her she is right but her best friend was worth it
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
November 15 2006 10:31 GMT
#30
I'd slap that hoe. Seriously she has been going with you for 1 year and does this? Did you guys have a meaningful relationship at all?
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9633 Posts
November 15 2006 10:32 GMT
#31
tell everyone you found out she fucked your brother once and seeked console in the arms of another woman.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9633 Posts
November 15 2006 10:33 GMT
#32
also, try to have a brother. and have him corroborate your story.
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
November 15 2006 10:33 GMT
#33
call her an Infested Kerrigan and say when you rushed her you found herpes

(lame joke sorry )
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
November 15 2006 10:33 GMT
#34
Truth is the only way
returns upon momentous occasions.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 15 2006 10:35 GMT
#35
On November 15 2006 19:33 Gene wrote:
try to have a brother.

Haha.


You are currently 1337. btw.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
November 15 2006 10:36 GMT
#36
I didnt read the thread, but i think i will need pictures of the girl to help.
Moderator<:3-/-<
BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
November 15 2006 10:38 GMT
#37
Seriously, just go with the herpies idea. Highschool shit doesn't even matter, so just have fun with it.
da)incognito
Profile Joined October 2003
United States512 Posts
November 15 2006 10:41 GMT
#38
clothing optional.
but seriously what kind of relationship is that if she wants to end the relationship by saying you cheated on her (based on what you told us anyways, we may not know the whole story but thats another matter). just tell the truth. if they dont believe you then who gives a shit since you aren't lying. hopefully your friends believe you though..
*insert witty comment*
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
November 15 2006 10:42 GMT
#39
On November 15 2006 19:33 Way wrote:
call her an Infested Kerrigan and say when you rushed her you found herpes

(lame joke sorry )


AHHAHAHHAAH
what a change of tempo there

sorry to say i do not know what herpes are
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:45:46
November 15 2006 10:45 GMT
#40
or tell everyone you had sex with her the day after you met her


so long 1337 posts and thanks for bringing that to my attenion lemonwalrus.

BETTER YET

tell everyone you got herpes from her the day after you met. or crabs. crabs might be more believable.
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 2h 5m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Lowko439
SKillous 240
BRAT_OK 96
UpATreeSC 92
MindelVK 34
DivinesiaTV 26
StarCraft: Brood War
Shuttle 929
Jaedong 872
firebathero 199
Rock 61
zelot 57
Mong 46
Sexy 37
Dewaltoss 37
JulyZerg 35
SilentControl 12
[ Show more ]
eros_byul 0
Dota 2
qojqva5051
BananaSlamJamma333
Fuzer 240
canceldota50
febbydoto15
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor248
Other Games
Grubby6196
singsing1749
Beastyqt487
B2W.Neo374
ToD227
DeMusliM180
ArmadaUGS136
Livibee79
Trikslyr42
XaKoH 38
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick173
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 19 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• HeavenSC 49
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• sooper7s
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Migwel
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
StarCraft: Brood War
• blackmanpl 33
• Azhi_Dahaki28
• Michael_bg 11
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV898
• Ler77
• lizZardDota246
League of Legends
• Nemesis3208
Other Games
• Shiphtur157
Upcoming Events
BSL 21
2h 5m
Sziky vs eOnzErG
Sparkling Tuna Cup
16h 5m
Krystianer vs Classic
TriGGeR vs SKillous
Percival vs Ryung
ByuN vs Nicoract
OSC
1d
BSL 21
1d 2h
Cross vs Dewalt
Replay Cast
1d 15h
Wardi Open
1d 18h
OSC
2 days
Solar vs MaxPax
ByuN vs Krystianer
Spirit vs TBD
OSC
5 days
Korean StarCraft League
6 days
OSC
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S1 - W1
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
BSL Season 21
CSL Season 19: Qualifier 2
eXTREMESLAND 2025
SL Budapest Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025

Upcoming

CSL 2025 WINTER (S19)
Escore Tournament S1 - W2
Escore Tournament S1 - W3
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Bellum Gens Elite Stara Zagora 2026
HSC XXVIII
Big Gabe Cup #3
OSC Championship Season 13
Nations Cup 2026
ESL Pro League Season 23
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.