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itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:09:26
November 15 2006 10:09 GMT
#21
just accuse her of giving you crabs and cry all day at school. i think the winds of support will swift in your direction. then who like her still?! hmmm?! tell me! NO ONE! however... no one will go out with you also, but... lets deal with one problem at a time.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 15 2006 10:11 GMT
#22
I also second the herpes idea.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
November 15 2006 10:17 GMT
#23
On November 15 2006 18:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Tell everyone you only cheated because you found out she has herpes. Everybody will still be mad at you, probably even madder than before, but now they will think she has herpes.

On a side note, if you fight someone socially then you are literally "fighting like a girl".

Not to say it's an inferior way of fighting. But it is actually how girls generally try to hurt other people, in contrast to boys who are generally more direct about it, e.g. using their fists.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
November 15 2006 10:17 GMT
#24
WisheS2, are you Joey? As in KT.MGW)WisheS aka WisheS[o.21] ? If so, this is FoG.

This is about the most fucked up thing I've heard in a long time. It's going to be extremely embarassing for you in any case, but don't worry, it will blow over and people will sort of forget it ever happened. As for your close friends, they will certainly believe you when you tell them the truth, and as for the other people, fuck 'em. And by the way... no girl who cared about you would break up with you and then tell everyone you cheated on her, so don't buy her crap about her just being tired of the relationship. That is, unless there's a big part to the story you're not telling us.
j0ehoe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States2705 Posts
November 15 2006 10:18 GMT
#25
On November 15 2006 19:17 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2006 18:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Tell everyone you only cheated because you found out she has herpes. Everybody will still be mad at you, probably even madder than before, but now they will think she has herpes.

On a side note, if you fight someone socially then you are literally "fighting like a girl".

Not to say it's an inferior way of fighting. But it is actually how girls generally try to hurt other people, in contrast to boys who are generally more direct about it, e.g. using their fists.


i think hes trying to say that in canada they solve relationship problems by beating the shit out of your gf =x.

just say shes lying and ignore what people say after. youll get over.
Only communists disconnect.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
November 15 2006 10:24 GMT
#26
Whip it out infront of everyone and claim you DID cheat on her. duh!
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:29:19
November 15 2006 10:27 GMT
#27
Don't even sweat it. Highschool drama is gay.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
November 15 2006 10:29 GMT
#28
On November 15 2006 19:18 j0ehoe wrote:
i think hes trying to say that in canada they solve relationship problems by beating the shit out of your gf =x.


I think j0ehoe is trying to say that in the US they... ah forget it, there's no stereotype about Americans being the most unfunny people in the world.
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4609 Posts
November 15 2006 10:31 GMT
#29
tell her she is right but her best friend was worth it
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
November 15 2006 10:31 GMT
#30
I'd slap that hoe. Seriously she has been going with you for 1 year and does this? Did you guys have a meaningful relationship at all?
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
November 15 2006 10:32 GMT
#31
tell everyone you found out she fucked your brother once and seeked console in the arms of another woman.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
November 15 2006 10:33 GMT
#32
also, try to have a brother. and have him corroborate your story.
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
November 15 2006 10:33 GMT
#33
call her an Infested Kerrigan and say when you rushed her you found herpes

(lame joke sorry )
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
November 15 2006 10:33 GMT
#34
Truth is the only way
returns upon momentous occasions.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 15 2006 10:35 GMT
#35
On November 15 2006 19:33 Gene wrote:
try to have a brother.

Haha.


You are currently 1337. btw.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
November 15 2006 10:36 GMT
#36
I didnt read the thread, but i think i will need pictures of the girl to help.
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BalloonFight
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States2007 Posts
November 15 2006 10:38 GMT
#37
Seriously, just go with the herpies idea. Highschool shit doesn't even matter, so just have fun with it.
da)incognito
Profile Joined October 2003
United States512 Posts
November 15 2006 10:41 GMT
#38
clothing optional.
but seriously what kind of relationship is that if she wants to end the relationship by saying you cheated on her (based on what you told us anyways, we may not know the whole story but thats another matter). just tell the truth. if they dont believe you then who gives a shit since you aren't lying. hopefully your friends believe you though..
*insert witty comment*
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
November 15 2006 10:42 GMT
#39
On November 15 2006 19:33 Way wrote:
call her an Infested Kerrigan and say when you rushed her you found herpes

(lame joke sorry )


AHHAHAHHAAH
what a change of tempo there

sorry to say i do not know what herpes are
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:45:46
November 15 2006 10:45 GMT
#40
or tell everyone you had sex with her the day after you met her


so long 1337 posts and thanks for bringing that to my attenion lemonwalrus.

BETTER YET

tell everyone you got herpes from her the day after you met. or crabs. crabs might be more believable.
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