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Amnesty
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2054 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 10:57:05
November 15 2006 10:54 GMT
#41
If he starts spreading rumors, she will start one about his microscopic wang.

Edit: But don't let this discourage you. Just tell people it was like throwing a wrench into a barn door.

The sky just is, and goes on and on; and we play all our BW games beneath it.
Bladox
Profile Joined February 2003
Canada763 Posts
November 15 2006 10:54 GMT
#42
On November 15 2006 19:08 Bill307 wrote:
Just tell people the truth, and nothing more. They don't have to believe you. If they don't then just ignore them.

Don't let people like that control you and dictate the way you act. If you desperately look for ways to convince the people who don't believe you, then you are simply letting them control you. Is that something you want?


Do exactly as he said. Anyways those morons who wont believe you will all end up bigger morons as time goes by and few years later you'll be drinking a beer with some peeps and ya'll say .... rememba those fuc*tards ......in highschool....she had herpes........I'd hit it

well maybe it wont lead to this exact situation but it is a possibility.
Huh no sorry... this game isnt like counter-strike... You actually need skills to play broodwar!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 15 2006 11:00 GMT
#43
On November 15 2006 19:42 Pressure wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 15 2006 19:33 Way wrote:
call her an Infested Kerrigan and say when you rushed her you found herpes

(lame joke sorry )


AHHAHAHHAAH
what a change of tempo there

sorry to say i do not know what herpes are

herpes is a kind of std.

WhatisProtoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Korea (South)2325 Posts
November 15 2006 11:03 GMT
#44
What a bitch. You don't need that kind of bitch in your life. Plus, you're only in highschool... girls and guys at that age usually don't know how to keep a good relationship (hell, people in college don't know how to as well).

I thought she was just tired of you.... and I was going to suggest that you do something special for her on your 1-year anniversary to spice things up again...

But for her to lie to everyone about some random shit. Kick that woman out of your life, NOW!
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
November 15 2006 11:05 GMT
#45
The obvious (and correct) solution is to say you did in fact cheat, and it was with your ex-girlfriends mother.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
November 15 2006 11:06 GMT
#46
Dont do herpes, say you got a yeast infection from her (rare but still possible)
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
Solstice[gm]
Profile Joined November 2006
Korea (South)76 Posts
November 15 2006 11:07 GMT
#47
On November 15 2006 18:45 WisheS2 wrote:
ok so me n g/f were going out for a year tomoro and she was getting tired of having a b/f and wanted to break up..she didnt want every 1 to hate her becus we have been going out for so long, so she told everyone I cheated on her and cried all day at school.. so now everyone hates me and alot of people wanna fight me lol any advice? btw we are both 16..

it happened tuesday and iv been sick 2 days so everyone thinks im hiding which makes it harder..


Oh God damn ... your ex seems to be a gigantic wuss.

TELL HER TO GO TO CHANNEL OP TL-WEST - I'LL TEACH HER >:[
Labor until you tire; and then labor some more.
Solstice[gm]
Profile Joined November 2006
Korea (South)76 Posts
November 15 2006 11:09 GMT
#48
On November 15 2006 18:51 WisheS2 wrote:
hahaha nice ill do that but when i go back 2 school its gona be 600 vs me :O


Make sure you fast expand and wall-in your bases. O_O

I'm sorry, I'm horrible with girls ... I seem to attract them like honey to flies for some reason ... I don't think I'm that great looking T_T
Labor until you tire; and then labor some more.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
November 15 2006 11:14 GMT
#49
Water in a ziplock bag will rid you of flies. Just hang the bags from your doorway/windows.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
November 15 2006 11:24 GMT
#50
Hahaha Lemonwalrus that video was great.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-15 11:36:19
November 15 2006 11:30 GMT
#51
On November 15 2006 20:09 Solstice[gm] wrote:
I'm sorry, I'm horrible with girls ... I seem to attract them like honey to flies for some reason ... I don't think I'm that great looking T_T


Interesting. I have a question: what other problems do you face in life, and what can I do to share these problems with you? Fastest possible method would be appreciated: I am running out of Kleenex.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 15 2006 11:32 GMT
#52
--- Nuked ---
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
November 15 2006 11:40 GMT
#53
hmmmmmmmmmm



gonna have to third the herpes idea
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
testpat
Profile Joined November 2003
United States565 Posts
November 15 2006 11:43 GMT
#54
Suck it up. I'm not sure why denying you cheated on her is going to help. That only works if she doesn't have photo evidence. Does she even read these forums?

If she's crying she wins. Move on and accept the first of the many defeats that will come your way dealing with women. Realize that while you've been thinking of sex, school, and starcraft without a thought in your head about your relationship with her, she has been planning your downfall without you even being aware of it. Let this be a lesson to you.
Suppose I don't know taste of common salt & I want to know it.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
November 15 2006 11:44 GMT
#55
So I'll just fire away, shall I?
Moderator<:3-/-<
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
November 15 2006 11:44 GMT
#56
*nods*
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
November 15 2006 11:44 GMT
#57
Right. Ahm... the film's great...and I just wondered -- whether you ever thought of having more...horses in it?
Moderator<:3-/-<
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
November 15 2006 11:45 GMT
#58
Ahm -- well -- we would have liked to -- but it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
November 15 2006 11:45 GMT
#59
Obviously. Very difficult.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Bubbles TWM
Profile Joined September 2006
Congo14 Posts
November 15 2006 11:46 GMT
#60
*leavings*
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