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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-11 23:05:17
September 11 2006 23:04 GMT
#1
Every "foreign language" has some weird phrases, sayings, words. Dutch has several. I'd like to hear some foreigners try to pronounce the following:

* De kat krabt de krullen van de trap

* Knappe kappers kappen knap, maar de knecht van de knappe kapper kapt nog knapper dan de knappe kapper kappen kan

* Hottentottententententoonstelling

Feel free to add phrases you want people to say! Come on, don't be shy. You can upload it at www.rapidshare.de if you do not have an upload place.
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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-11 23:16:49
September 11 2006 23:16 GMT
#2
SInce you ask so nicely...

here.

-Mynock
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 11 2006 23:19 GMT
#3
that's pretty much perfect mynock, but I'd imagine English speakers have a lot more trouble with this
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
DanceWithGoons
Profile Joined March 2006
Poland49 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-11 23:25:20
September 11 2006 23:21 GMT
#4
Check this http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/

One of the most popular in Poland is : "Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami" ;d (eng: Table with broken legs." ~~

But for me this one is the best : "Rozrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec z rozrewolwerowanym rewolwerem."

I don't know how it is in english. In that web you won't find translation too : (

I would like to pronounce our words but my microphone is broken :/
I hope anyone will try pronounce all weird pharses ^^

Gogo
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-11 23:29:48
September 11 2006 23:26 GMT
#5
just so you know
ł sounds like w
w sounds like v

polish has the hardest pronounciation
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
September 11 2006 23:37 GMT
#6
Oook, hope I got the vowels right:

Rewolwer
Stół

-Mynock
XythOs
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
Germany520 Posts
September 11 2006 23:40 GMT
#7
Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.

hf
MyLittlePwny
Profile Joined July 2006
Canada171 Posts
September 11 2006 23:41 GMT
#8
http://rapidshare.de/files/32863122/tententtent.wav.html enjoy.
When all else fails, Blame the guy who cant speak english.
zergc1
Profile Joined October 2004
Zimbabwe961 Posts
September 11 2006 23:42 GMT
#9
Mynock do you come from north africa?
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
September 11 2006 23:42 GMT
#10
http://rapidshare.de/files/32864695/somuchbetter_pronunciation.zip.html

i would like to apologize in advance to all the poles on TLnet for butchering their language
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vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 11 2006 23:46 GMT
#11
On September 12 2006 08:41 MyLittlePwny wrote:
http://rapidshare.de/files/32863122/tententtent.wav.html enjoy.


ahahahaha beautiful
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6787 Posts
September 11 2006 23:46 GMT
#12
Try this one guys:

* De koetsier poetst de postkoets

And try repeating it 5 times please :D
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
September 11 2006 23:48 GMT
#13
On September 12 2006 08:41 MyLittlePwny wrote:
http://rapidshare.de/files/32863122/tententtent.wav.html enjoy.



hahahah
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RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9953 Posts
September 11 2006 23:49 GMT
#14
wow wtf mynock
you're good at polish and dutch ^^
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9953 Posts
September 11 2006 23:50 GMT
#15
On September 12 2006 08:46 vGl-CoW wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2006 08:41 MyLittlePwny wrote:
http://rapidshare.de/files/32863122/tententtent.wav.html enjoy.


ahahahaha beautiful


hahahaha
you should try pronouncing the K's at the beginning of words, in dutch we pronounce them
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
September 11 2006 23:56 GMT
#16
On September 12 2006 08:40 XythOs wrote:
Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.

hf

Easy. Challenge please. Here

And no, I'm not from Africa

-Mynock
DanceWithGoons
Profile Joined March 2006
Poland49 Posts
September 11 2006 23:58 GMT
#17
Mynock not bad. SoMuchBetter aghahaahah ; d We will forgive you ^^
I'm unhappy that i can't try. wrrr my microphone sucks.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6787 Posts
September 11 2006 23:59 GMT
#18
Rewolwer

the other one was too damn hard lol
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
September 12 2006 00:01 GMT
#19
Wait, are this tongue twisters?
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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6787 Posts
September 12 2006 00:02 GMT
#20
Yes.
And I love your sig ^^
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