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Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
September 07 2006 08:35 GMT
#1
This thread is about going to the bathroom in private (i.e at your house or something similar), and the following situation occurs: You could either A) Wash your hands because it makes OCD people sleep easier or B) Not wash your hands because you have more important uses of 5 seconds.

So, in all honesty, do you wash them (assuming they don't smell like piss or something):
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Poll: Wash your hands?
(Vote): Of course
(Vote): Yes if it's #2, no if I piss
(Vote): Nah

Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-07 08:39:19
September 07 2006 08:38 GMT
#2
of fucking course

edit: hmm although i don't always use soap... which probably makes it not very effective those times
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AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
September 07 2006 08:38 GMT
#3
depends if i'm in public or if we have guest at my house.

if i'm alone at my home and no one is around....i won't lie =]]]]
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
September 07 2006 08:38 GMT
#4
but yeah, for the most part, yes lol
Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
September 07 2006 08:41 GMT
#5
On September 07 2006 17:38 AngryLlama wrote:
depends if i'm in public or if we have guest at my house.

if i'm alone at my home and no one is around....i won't lie =]]]]


I said in the first sentence that we're assuming your in private. I always wash my hands in public but pretty rarely in private.

In fact I'm so lazy that if I'm at a friend's house sometimes I'll just turn on the water but not put my hands under it, just so I give off the impression that I'm washing my hands...
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
September 07 2006 08:43 GMT
#6
On September 07 2006 17:41 Kaotu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 07 2006 17:38 AngryLlama wrote:
depends if i'm in public or if we have guest at my house.

if i'm alone at my home and no one is around....i won't lie =]]]]


I said in the first sentence that we're assuming your in private. I always wash my hands in public but pretty rarely in private.

In fact I'm so lazy that if I'm at a friend's house sometimes I'll just turn on the water but not put my hands under it, just so I give off the impression that I'm washing my hands...


I know what you mean there, occasionally I'l take that to the next level and make the shower run while I take a shit or something to pass the time .............................
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NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-07 08:48:39
September 07 2006 08:46 GMT
#7
considering most of tl.net do not wash their feet, plus they also piss in the shower, im gonna go ahead and say no way they wash their hands after grabbing their sweaty cock and urine stained underwear to take a leak. Im gonna also predict they dont wipe the seat, and only wipe their ass a given number of times after shitting no matter what residue may remain.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Pseudo_Utopia
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada827 Posts
September 07 2006 09:00 GMT
#8
rofl newbsaibot

so, the question is, who has the guts to not wash (after pissing) in public?
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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
September 07 2006 09:06 GMT
#9
Uh, of course.
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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
September 07 2006 09:06 GMT
#10
On September 07 2006 17:38 Locked wrote:
of fucking course

edit: hmm although i don't always use soap... which probably makes it not very effective those times


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new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
September 07 2006 09:11 GMT
#11
On September 07 2006 17:46 NewbSaibot wrote:
considering most of tl.net do not wash their feet, plus they also piss in the shower, im gonna go ahead and say no way they wash their hands after grabbing their sweaty cock and urine stained underwear to take a leak. Im gonna also predict they dont wipe the seat, and only wipe their ass a given number of times after shitting no matter what residue may remain.

wtf who whips there seats. I bet u have a freaking large asshole and shits 2 liters/sec.
Noun
Profile Joined March 2005
United States1026 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-07 09:17:36
September 07 2006 09:17 GMT
#12
He was probably referring to the people who piss all over their toilet seats and leave.
Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8929 Posts
September 07 2006 09:23 GMT
#13
As George Carlin says:

"You know when I wash my hands?? WHEN I SHIT ON THEM"

but yah - I tend to wash em anyways, shit or no shit.
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
September 07 2006 09:24 GMT
#14
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
September 07 2006 09:27 GMT
#15
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dream-_-
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1857 Posts
September 07 2006 09:30 GMT
#16
I dont consider my dick is going to make me sick if I take a piss and dont wash, however if I take a shit and dont wash I wouldnt want to risk it.
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
September 07 2006 09:34 GMT
#17
i wash my hands a lot, i don't like having sticky hands or hands that smell like anything other than clean flesh

don't get me wrong i'm not a fanatic but i hate having hands that smell like dirty coins or that are sticky and shit...
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nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
September 07 2006 09:42 GMT
#18
Always
after using the washroom, before meals, after coming home from that college full of those dirty people...
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Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
September 07 2006 10:06 GMT
#19
On September 07 2006 17:43 mr.bad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 07 2006 17:41 Kaotu wrote:
On September 07 2006 17:38 AngryLlama wrote:
depends if i'm in public or if we have guest at my house.

if i'm alone at my home and no one is around....i won't lie =]]]]


I said in the first sentence that we're assuming your in private. I always wash my hands in public but pretty rarely in private.

In fact I'm so lazy that if I'm at a friend's house sometimes I'll just turn on the water but not put my hands under it, just so I give off the impression that I'm washing my hands...


I know what you mean there, occasionally I'l take that to the next level and make the shower run while I take a shit or something to pass the time .............................


I have no idea what you mean and I have no idea how the two are related. Maybe you're making a weird joke that went over my head :x
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-07 10:23:30
September 07 2006 10:21 GMT
#20
On September 07 2006 17:38 Locked wrote:
of fucking course

edit: hmm although i don't always use soap... which probably makes it not very effective those times

lol, if you don't use soap what the fuck is the point? people like you make me angry! >:O

did you know that not washing your hands is the #1 cause of disease-transmission (I'm sure tehre's some scientific word for it that I can't remember or don't know) in the US? I've always washed my hands with soap every time no matter what, and my friends often tell me that I take forever washing my hands too. T_T; It's always less than 30sec so wtf ?

edit: but i dont before i eat, or after i masturbate rofl... that makes no sense at all, now that i realize it... and im pretty sure jerking is more "health-dangerous" than pissing looooooooool
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