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Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-22 22:22:05
June 22 2006 22:20 GMT
#1
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=chessboxing

COLOGNE, Germany — How weird is too weird? How freaky too freaky? At what point does charm call out for ridicule? These are the questions that arise when considering the new "sport" of chessboxing.

It is Friday night, and doubtless there are better things to do than to pack into a refurbished theater of blue movies and focus the eyes on a couple of anonymous Europeans crouching over a chessboard. They marshal tiny pieces against one another in a battle of quiet strategy. Sound and movement are of the faintest quality. It is as though you have barged into a stranger's parlor. There may yet be time to sneak away.

But then a bell rings and the hall fills with loud music. There are hoots and yells from the darkened sections of seats, along with other signals of unshackled enthusiasm. When the bell rings once more and the eyes refocus, you notice the chess players have begun to punch each other in the nose and in the ribs. There is blood. This is a fight, and it's not bad at that, the theater having transformed into an arena of genuine athletic pursuit. This is no parlor game after all. It is chess and it is boxing, and doubt has begun to fade into curiosity. This may be strange, but it is strangely worth a look.


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so apparently they play chess and box in alternating rounds... wtf?
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Asta
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany3491 Posts
June 22 2006 22:25 GMT
#2
haha that sounds awesome
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
June 22 2006 22:34 GMT
#3
seems kinda pointless and stupid.
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-22 22:43:49
June 22 2006 22:36 GMT
#4
Hmmm quite an interesting idea....
Anyway, I'd say this is a lot better than the thread that brought up all those midget sports...

I wonder what they'll mix together next...
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-23 00:37:24
June 22 2006 23:43 GMT
#5
omfg this is the greatest game ever created!!! hahahahahahaha

I like the quote at The Guardian: "First, a jab to the nose! Then a hook to the temple! Next, knight takes bishop on D5!" heh-heh-heh

I wanan see some blindfold matches or simuls
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
June 22 2006 23:46 GMT
#6
punched in the face when you lose a piece? I don't get it.

I laughed at "there is blood."
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
June 22 2006 23:48 GMT
#7
4 minutes chess, then TWO MINUTES CRUSH ANT
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
June 23 2006 00:13 GMT
#8
hahahaha
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Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
June 23 2006 01:08 GMT
#9
"fuck you, that's for taking my knight, and that's for my bishop. cocksucker.

okay back to the match."
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
RivetHead
Profile Joined March 2005
United States842 Posts
June 23 2006 01:23 GMT
#10
the wu tang should sue them for stealing that name
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indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
June 23 2006 01:41 GMT
#11
ok, but who wins?
How do you balance the two games? Are there points awarded for certain feats?
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
June 23 2006 01:45 GMT
#12
Here's a movie about chess boxing ;] just lol

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143082/slap_the_man_slap_the_clock/
I'll call Nada.
Asta
Profile Joined October 2002
Germany3491 Posts
June 23 2006 02:00 GMT
#13
imagine what kind of ppl are good at that sport
wladimir klitschko with the brain of bobby fischer
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
June 23 2006 02:15 GMT
#14
Starcraft boxing would be more interesting ^^
I'll call Nada.
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
June 23 2006 02:16 GMT
#15
On June 23 2006 10:41 indecision wrote:
ok, but who wins?
How do you balance the two games? Are there points awarded for certain feats?


Actually reading the article helps answer such questions
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
June 23 2006 02:17 GMT
#16
that is some weird shit indeed
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
June 23 2006 02:47 GMT
#17
both klitschko bothers(cousins?) are avid chess players. One of them I remember saying "In chess, nobody is an expert but everyone players, but in boxing, everyone is an expert and nobody plays."
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Sequence~
Profile Joined February 2006
United States418 Posts
June 23 2006 02:48 GMT
#18
there is an awesome song by the wu-tang clan called "Da Mystery of Chessboxing" ..if that is what they were talking about, it's some wieeeerd shit.
chrusher97
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Canada811 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-23 03:46:01
June 23 2006 03:45 GMT
#19
On June 23 2006 11:48 Sequence~ wrote:
there is an awesome song by the wu-tang clan called "Da Mystery of Chessboxing" ..if that is what they were talking about, it's some wieeeerd shit.



The game of chess is like a swordfight....you must think first...before you move.


Toad style is immensely strong to nearly any weapon, and if used properly, is almost invincible
maoam
Profile Joined June 2006
United Kingdom444 Posts
June 23 2006 05:48 GMT
#20
I read about this a while back, one of the players they mentioned then was called Leko, which was amusing because a guy called Leko is one of the world's top grandmasters.
I oink therefore I ham.
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
March 01 2010 03:37 GMT
#21
Bumping this because I just heard about it today, it looks super fucking sweet. Here is a photographic journal by some awesome photographer of two of the events:

Boston
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d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
March 01 2010 03:44 GMT
#22
This looks fucking amazing. It's like playing drinking games, except you're getting your face beaten in every now and then.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
March 01 2010 03:53 GMT
#23
They did this at my high school, and called it "the ultimate balance between intelligence and power" or something like that.

In the end, though, the strong guys who weren't total noobs always won though...
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gundamz
Profile Joined January 2009
United States57 Posts
March 01 2010 04:00 GMT
#24
lolz!
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Khaymus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States750 Posts
March 01 2010 04:05 GMT
#25
so you can win by either knockout or checkmate?
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daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
March 01 2010 04:32 GMT
#26
i wonder if they got this idrea from wu-tang
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igotmyown
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4291 Posts
March 01 2010 05:02 GMT
#27
WBC Heavyweight champion Vitali Klitschko:

"In chess, nobody is an expert, but everybody plays. In boxing everybody is an expert, but nobody fights."
JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
March 01 2010 06:05 GMT
#28
I don't know if there's another way to look at it but Vitali doesn't make any sense to me. Of course nobody fights but fighting takes a lot of skill and mindgames too.
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Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9055 Posts
March 01 2010 06:12 GMT
#29
This sounds Japan-ist.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
March 01 2010 06:17 GMT
#30
I wanted to find someone for a round of BroodwarBoxing ever since I learned about this. Unfortunately it's hard enough to find someone for either sport and next to impossible for both.
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TeabagInsurance
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada320 Posts
March 01 2010 06:20 GMT
#31
lol wtf...
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jfazz
Profile Joined September 2009
Australia672 Posts
March 01 2010 06:22 GMT
#32
On March 01 2010 15:05 JieXian wrote:
I don't know if there's another way to look at it but Vitali doesn't make any sense to me. Of course nobody fights but fighting takes a lot of skill and mindgames too.

It is well known that in professional boxing, that fighters avoid other fighters, against whom they feel they might lose. This is made even more commonplace with the many different boxing orgs all having their own champions. Champion boxers make a lot of money from endorsements and sponsorships - fighting is not their primary source of income any more - so retaining the title by any means is quite important

Chess doesn't work like that. If you won't defend your title, you lose it immediately. So much emphasis is placed on competing regularly, that with the exception of players preparing for a world title match, everyone plays in any tournament they can get involved in. Aside from the super elite chess players, everyone is paid quite poorly, if at all, as the only real source of income, aside from teaching, is to place highly in tournaments - but that involves travel, accomadation and entry costs, all which fall on the player. So its a hard life.
Victory needs no explanation, defeat allows none
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-01 06:28:51
March 01 2010 06:27 GMT
#33
I begin with a unexpected Durkin Opening and follow up with a lightening fast straight right.

edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessboxing

"There was also a 1979 movie by director Joseph Kuo called "Ninja Checkmate"; the English-dubbed USA version was known as the "Mystery of Chess Boxing". It does not feature chess boxing, but it is probably the inspiration for the Wu-Tang Clan song "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" on their first album Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (1993). Wu-Tang Clan producer RZA is a fan and advocate of the sport."
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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
March 01 2010 07:04 GMT
#34
Haha a good way to win against a mentally superior opponent:
Survive the chess round, knock him out during the boxing round.
Automatic forfeit!
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
March 01 2010 07:14 GMT
#35
Chessboxing sounds awesome, I'd love to try that even though I'm not too great at either activities.

On March 01 2010 15:17 zatic wrote:
I wanted to find someone for a round of BroodwarBoxing ever since I learned about this. Unfortunately it's hard enough to find someone for either sport and next to impossible for both.

Damn... I don't live in Germany.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
March 01 2010 07:27 GMT
#36
On June 23 2006 10:45 lololol wrote:
Here's a movie about chess boxing ;] just lol

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143082/slap_the_man_slap_the_clock/


doesn't exactly look like chessboxing. In that it looks like you slap the vodka out of the opponent's mouth to win.
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FoieGras
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada270 Posts
March 01 2010 08:39 GMT
#37
lol pretty interesting, kinda weird but interesting
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-01 11:43:46
March 01 2010 11:43 GMT
#38
this shit is old school
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Tal
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United Kingdom1018 Posts
March 01 2010 13:55 GMT
#39
I like the idea that if the chess game was going well, you would play ultra defensive in boxing - would make for some interesting games. Kind of like having a macro advantage and trying to survive a series of zerg doom drops
It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.
Adeny
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Norway1233 Posts
March 01 2010 14:16 GMT
#40
Not quite as awesome as
. Or
.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
March 01 2010 14:18 GMT
#41
personally i think this should be the next addition to the olympics
Dwell
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
March 01 2010 14:23 GMT
#42
On March 01 2010 15:17 zatic wrote:
I wanted to find someone for a round of BroodwarBoxing ever since I learned about this. Unfortunately it's hard enough to find someone for either sport and next to impossible for both.


bring it
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Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
March 01 2010 17:34 GMT
#43
On March 01 2010 23:23 RaGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 01 2010 15:17 zatic wrote:
I wanted to find someone for a round of BroodwarBoxing ever since I learned about this. Unfortunately it's hard enough to find someone for either sport and next to impossible for both.


bring it

livesteam plz
yarders
Profile Joined August 2009
United Kingdom194 Posts
March 01 2010 17:51 GMT
#44
I always wanted to do this. I would clean up at this sport.
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
March 01 2010 17:52 GMT
#45
This is so cool!
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Try
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1293 Posts
March 01 2010 18:05 GMT
#46
Broodwar Boxing: 5:00 minutes of Broodwar, followed by a round of boxing. Repeat as needed.
darr3n
Profile Joined June 2010
101 Posts
January 02 2012 00:29 GMT
#47
Imagine Dimaga and HuK sc2boxing.

User was warned for this post
I'm melting
Brutaxilos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2634 Posts
January 02 2012 00:33 GMT
#48
Boxer should try it out.
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Aruno
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand748 Posts
January 02 2012 00:37 GMT
#49
Have we found the magical combination that elevates any game into an exciting mans game?
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MoreFaSho
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1427 Posts
January 02 2012 00:42 GMT
#50
Nerds see:
Chess boxing
Nerd thinks:
I could do that, I played chess when I was 12, and I could beat my dad
Nerd Realizes:
I have to take a punch? WTF, I'm not doing that.
I always try to shield slam face, just to make sure it doesnt work
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
January 02 2012 00:44 GMT
#51
On January 02 2012 09:29 darr3n wrote:
Imagine Dimaga and HuK sc2boxing.


I wouldn`t want to be Huk
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
January 02 2012 00:45 GMT
#52
On June 23 2006 10:08 Oxygen wrote:
"fuck you, that's for taking my knight, and that's for my bishop. cocksucker.

okay back to the match."

LMAO so hard. I laughed harder at that then at anything in a long time. Thank You.
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-02 00:48:01
January 02 2012 00:47 GMT
#53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6jwab3HWk
Xiron
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1233 Posts
January 02 2012 00:49 GMT
#54
On January 02 2012 09:44 Jakalo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2012 09:29 darr3n wrote:
Imagine Dimaga and HuK sc2boxing.


I wouldn`t want to be Huk


Me neither. Dimaga is a beast that would rip your head off with his left hand, while beating you with ling/festor with his right hand.
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remedium
Profile Joined July 2011
United States939 Posts
January 02 2012 04:24 GMT
#55
I can't beat my own computer at chess, and my boxing trainer laughs at me a lot.
Stay positive!
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
January 02 2012 07:07 GMT
#56
Finally, a way to get chess into the olympics.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
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