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rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 11:38:32
March 12 2006 08:28 GMT
#1
I'm looking at getting a small pocket knife, or just a folder of some sort. Why do I want one? Well, first, I like knives, lighters, guns, weapons, etc., and so far I only have a couple boxcutters from work, a Zippo that I bought, and I bought a nice 6-inch fixed knife yesterday. I'm buying a folder for two reasons: 1.) Collecting, and 2.) self-defense. I almost got mugged one night walking to my car on campus, and well, if I'm gonna get mugged, the fucker is gonna bleed. Yeah, I have that mentality of where I refuse to go down without taking someone else down with me.

Anyone got any ideas? I know very little about knives.

Edit: I was joking. Retards. pulling knife on mugger = dead rpf...
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 12 2006 08:29 GMT
#2
ROFLMAO

LOLOLOL

DON'T FUCK WITH RPF OR HE'LL CUT YOU!!!!


BAAAAHAHAHAHA
好好喝喝天天快乐
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
March 12 2006 08:30 GMT
#3
BHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
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rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 08:32:14
March 12 2006 08:31 GMT
#4
...

Well, I will. Or, I'll swing at you in an uncoordinated manner, trip, fall, hurt my knee. I remember that day. It wasn't very fun.

Oh, and here's the knife I bought: http://www.buckknives.com/catalog/detail/228/239

Anyone else here collect? A friend of mine collects swords and shit. He has some dagger that's a family heirloom, it's nice.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
March 12 2006 08:33 GMT
#5
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rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
March 12 2006 08:34 GMT
#6
*sigh*

Close, please.
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 08:44:17
March 12 2006 08:43 GMT
#7
You can be charged with possession of a concealed weapon if you're caught with that.

edit: i think
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
March 12 2006 08:53 GMT
#8
I like the idea of people stabbing others to protect their $100. How do you get 'almost mugged' anyway? Maybe you could enlighten us about this in another topic.
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MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
March 12 2006 09:05 GMT
#9
I thought Bill said you were 13 or something. =/
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 09:13:26
March 12 2006 09:05 GMT
#10
have you looked into a leatherman at all, I keep one in my car and it has come in useful a few times (no not for stabing people) but it certainly is something more reasonable to carry around than a full blown knife especialy at college as you can get expelled/put on probation for that type of thing.

http://www.leatherman.com/products/knives/default.asp
banana[AfO]
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 09:09:06
March 12 2006 09:08 GMT
#11
On March 12 2006 18:05 MuShu wrote:
I thought Bill said you were 13 or something. =/


i think hes atleast 15, comon now

13 is like gtr-2-go >_>
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bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
March 12 2006 09:13 GMT
#12
he said he was on campus and he had a car so he must be about 18
banana[AfO]
MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 09:16:38
March 12 2006 09:14 GMT
#13
On March 12 2006 18:08 Locked wrote:
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On March 12 2006 18:05 MuShu wrote:
I thought Bill said you were 13 or something. =/


i think hes atleast 15, comon now

13 is like gtr-2-go >_>


Oh lol, I mixed you two up for some reason.

My friend has a bunch of knives, but they are just for display. Looks like they're from some MMO or something, and he keeps them on top of his dresser above his bed. Would suck if there was an earthquake at night.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
March 12 2006 09:14 GMT
#14
Why does everyone try to destroy this guy's life everytime he makes a topic?
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 09:24:53
March 12 2006 09:15 GMT
#15
I got a few knives, they look like this:
I love 'em butter knives, seriously folks, where would the human race be without the butter knife, I mean, how would we ever be able to spread our butter? With a kitchen knife? Don't be ridiculous.

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Here's your typical kitchen knife, good for cutting carrots, peppers, potato, pretty much any vegetable/fruit you can think of, this knife has given me a well made breakfast countless times, ty Mr.Kitchen Knife.

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Here's what I call a good ol' carving knife, its brought me joy on the days when heck, I jus' feel like carving. It may also be used for slashing, cutting, stabbing, throwing, ripping ect..

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And this my friends, is a typical hunting knive. Used for hunting any species one wants to hunt. Frogs, butterflies, slugs and reptiles included.

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Of course, I can't forget the infamous camping knife, or, the Swiss Army knife. Is there a better tool? Seriously, if someone can find me a tool that can cut, saw, cut with scissor, pick nail , open beer, open wine, open locks, screw stuff, unscrew stuff, take the nasty splinter imbeded a inch into my flesh out, and probably a whole bunch of other shit, then punch me in the face for I deserve it thinking that the camping tool is cool in anyway. Whoever invented the camping knife should be the fricken president of world.

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And of course, there's the stabbing knife. Some say that any of the above knives could be used for stabbing. I say shut up u face.
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SaNteria
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada487 Posts
March 12 2006 09:20 GMT
#16
RPF,

You continue to amaze me with how progressively stupidier you're becoming. Don't carry a knife unless you want to give someone else an excuse to stab you.

Moron.
zeee rainman
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
March 12 2006 09:20 GMT
#17
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Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
March 12 2006 09:22 GMT
#18
I personally wish all kittens would burn in hell. THEY EAT MY MICE.
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FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
March 12 2006 09:28 GMT
#19
carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?"
Victoria Concordia Crescit
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
March 12 2006 09:28 GMT
#20
How can you not kittens


Cats > Dogs


But back to the thread, learn Krav Maga and buy a knife, that will work.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
March 12 2006 09:37 GMT
#21
what the fuck do you think is gonna happen to you when you swing at someone with a knife? You think he's just gonna chill and respect that? What if you actually stick him? You think in his mind he is going to go "oh, damn, i have been stabbed, no worry about being stabbed again, or being killed, i should back away and seek medical attention". Bringing a weapon to a fight without any training just insures the chance you are going to get beat even harder. If your opponent is in fear for his life now, he is probably going to come at you with everything he's got, and bring you down.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17783 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 09:40:19
March 12 2006 09:37 GMT
#22
1. If it shines - it's a bad knife.
2. If you get attacked or something and you draw a knife 99,9% of the time you'll step in A LOT deeper shit than you're already in.

Just a couple of random thoughts.

Edit: Actually thought #2 works with guns too but just at 80% probability instead of 99,9% (although I don't know how is it in the states, where I live bringing a weapon into a fight or quarrel can end up EXTREMELY bad for the one who did that).
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
March 12 2006 09:41 GMT
#23
hmmm a future serial murderer. everyone turn on CNN! you might be able to see rpf!
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zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 09:53:27
March 12 2006 09:52 GMT
#24
word of advice, when two black guys from the hood try to mug you at 3 am, you should do nothing else but run, if you are intoxicated, etc, do NOT try to fight back with or without a knife. You will most likely end up getting curb stomped or shot. You + knife will not scare most muggers away if your campus is near a bad neighborhood. Mine is in uptown New Orleans where guys like Juvenile and Lil Wayne came from (magnolia clap). People get mugged every week and I have yet to hear a story like "rich jewish white kid bravely fights back two black muggers with pocket knife", etc.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
March 12 2006 09:55 GMT
#25
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Marine Combat Knives

Exceptional Quality, 100% Effective.
Blind
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States2529 Posts
March 12 2006 09:56 GMT
#26
Bad thread, funny responses
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
March 12 2006 09:57 GMT
#27
if you really want to protect yourself get a glock
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
March 12 2006 10:03 GMT
#28
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Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
March 12 2006 10:06 GMT
#29
for best protection
don't go outside

shouldn't be much different from what you do all day anyway
good vibes only
Ha.cK
Profile Joined March 2005
United States271 Posts
March 12 2006 10:14 GMT
#30
why do you do this to yourself
wtf
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 12 2006 10:31 GMT
#31
On March 12 2006 18:28 FireBlast! wrote:
carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?"


omfg that was so funny XD
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
March 12 2006 10:48 GMT
#32
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Let me know if you ever get mugged carrying one of those bad asses.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
March 12 2006 10:57 GMT
#33
awesome, id take the murasame
Im back, in pog form!
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
March 12 2006 10:58 GMT
#34
HHAHA Fireblast reply was priceless. I think i just might have to go to a bad neighborhood to execute that shit!:D
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[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 11:27:33
March 12 2006 11:25 GMT
#35
buy a K-bar, they are sweet

as far as pocket knives go, Kershaw is a quality company...which means their knives are uber expensive, tiny pocket knives for like 60 bucks. They have some cool spring assisted ones though, i wouldnt spend that much on a pocket knife but i guess they are supposed to be good.

and bringing a knife into a fight is probably a really bad idea, unless your attacked with one, or attacked with some kind of illegal weapon like brass knuckles
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
March 12 2006 11:29 GMT
#36
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rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
March 12 2006 11:35 GMT
#37
On March 12 2006 18:37 NewbSaibot wrote:
what the fuck do you think is gonna happen to you when you swing at someone with a knife? You think he's just gonna chill and respect that? What if you actually stick him? You think in his mind he is going to go "oh, damn, i have been stabbed, no worry about being stabbed again, or being killed, i should back away and seek medical attention". Bringing a weapon to a fight without any training just insures the chance you are going to get beat even harder. If your opponent is in fear for his life now, he is probably going to come at you with everything he's got, and bring you down.
That's kind of why I was half-joking about the carrying a knife so I don't get mugged thing. I was suprised you all thought I was serious. I'm too much of a pansy to actually fight back.

I was serious about the collecting part, though.
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
March 12 2006 11:36 GMT
#38
On March 12 2006 19:14 Ha.cK wrote:
why do you do this to yourself
Actually, it's kind of amusing. So far, everyone thought I was serious about getting into a knife fight.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 12 2006 11:36 GMT
#39
dogs > cats on any map, re any time nubsauce

Dogs own cats so much it makes it look imbal
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
March 12 2006 11:37 GMT
#40
wtf are you talking about wireframe
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
March 12 2006 11:38 GMT
#41
u emo, stop cutting yourself.
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rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
March 12 2006 11:42 GMT
#42
Shush, Michelle.
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
March 12 2006 12:04 GMT
#43
YOU WERENT KIDDING STOP TRYING TO COVER UP
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
March 12 2006 12:08 GMT
#44
Actually, I was. I'm not Chuck Norris.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
March 12 2006 13:05 GMT
#45
get a swiss army pocket knife/ usb jump drive. nothing says you are more serious and organized than this. great for the everyday office/school yard stabbings.


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"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
SaNteria
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada487 Posts
March 12 2006 13:09 GMT
#46
On March 12 2006 20:29 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
im a kniiiife
knifin around
cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut


Best episode.
zeee rainman
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
March 12 2006 13:22 GMT
#47
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Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
March 12 2006 13:37 GMT
#48
Your knives all suck ass, look those


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Chef Tony > all
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
March 12 2006 13:40 GMT
#49
chef tony is great... if u need to filet a fucking fish. get real.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
MightyAtom
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Korea (South)1897 Posts
March 12 2006 14:34 GMT
#50
buy a remote car alarm;
like the ones they market to chicks so they don't scared at night!
and just scream "rape"

then if you still wanna beat the guy;
auto open your truck (with your new car lock/alarm remote)
and get out a lousiville slugger and pound him

baseball bat pwns knife

its been statistically proven.

^^
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
March 12 2006 14:49 GMT
#51
Fireblast! 's response is funny as hell LOL.
People please stop posting pictures of knives it scares me honestly -_-;;. Im thinking of horror movies . And dont collect knives as a hobby. Its a freaky hobby.
Why do people not like rpf? He is nice.
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-12 16:34:42
March 12 2006 16:33 GMT
#52
好好喝喝天天快乐
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
March 12 2006 17:40 GMT
#53
knifezilla.com

all your slicing and dicing needs
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36401 Posts
March 18 2006 14:46 GMT
#54
HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!?!?

omg... too many... jokes... in brain... coming out all at once... dying... must... make fun... of rpf... too many... asdfkjhag
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FirstProbe
Profile Joined June 2004
1206 Posts
March 18 2006 14:55 GMT
#55
On March 12 2006 18:20 EvilTeletubby wrote:
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ROFL
*sigh*
that made my day
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
March 18 2006 15:03 GMT
#56
rpf
take lessons from this guy
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=37855
he seems to loves knives as much as you;)
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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
March 19 2006 04:17 GMT
#57
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

Ah, the godlyness that is lock, stock and two smoking barrels :-)
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Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
March 19 2006 04:46 GMT
#58
On March 12 2006 20:38 mnm wrote:
u emo, stop cutting yourself.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
CoralReefer
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada2069 Posts
March 19 2006 05:30 GMT
#59
On March 12 2006 18:20 SaNteria wrote:
RPF,

You continue to amaze me with how progressively stupidier you're becoming. Don't carry a knife unless you want to give someone else an excuse to stab you.

Moron.


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this hot potato has vanished into thin air.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
March 19 2006 05:36 GMT
#60
On March 19 2006 13:17 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Eddie: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like givin' them a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

Ah, the godlyness that is lock, stock and two smoking barrels :-)


Aaah I soo love that movie. I should buy it or something.
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