I'm looking at getting a small pocket knife, or just a folder of some sort. Why do I want one? Well, first, I like knives, lighters, guns, weapons, etc., and so far I only have a couple boxcutters from work, a Zippo that I bought, and I bought a nice 6-inch fixed knife yesterday. I'm buying a folder for two reasons: 1.) Collecting, and 2.) self-defense. I almost got mugged one night walking to my car on campus, and well, if I'm gonna get mugged, the fucker is gonna bleed. Yeah, I have that mentality of where I refuse to go down without taking someone else down with me.

Anyone got any ideas? I know very little about knives.

Edit: I was joking. Retards. pulling knife on mugger = dead rpf...

lil.sis

China4650 Posts

March 12 2006 08:29 GMT

ROFLMAO

LOLOLOL

DON'T FUCK WITH RPF OR HE'LL CUT YOU!!!!

BAAAAHAHAHAHA

IntoTheWow

is awesome32277 Posts

March 12 2006 08:30 GMT

BHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

rpf289

United States3524 Posts

March 12 2006 08:31 GMT

...

Well, I will. Or, I'll swing at you in an uncoordinated manner, trip, fall, hurt my knee. I remember that day. It wasn't very fun.

Oh, and here's the knife I bought: http://www.buckknives.com/catalog/detail/228/239

Anyone else here collect? A friend of mine collects swords and shit. He has some dagger that's a family heirloom, it's nice.

dronebabo

10866 Posts

March 12 2006 08:33 GMT

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rpf289

United States3524 Posts

March 12 2006 08:34 GMT

*sigh*

Close, please.

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

March 12 2006 08:43 GMT

You can be charged with possession of a concealed weapon if you're caught with that.

edit: i think

Liquid`Nazgul

22427 Posts

March 12 2006 08:53 GMT

I like the idea of people stabbing others to protect their $100. How do you get 'almost mugged' anyway? Maybe you could enlighten us about this in another topic.

MuShu

United States3223 Posts

March 12 2006 09:05 GMT

I thought Bill said you were 13 or something. =/

bburn

United States1039 Posts

March 12 2006 09:05 GMT

#10

have you looked into a leatherman at all, I keep one in my car and it has come in useful a few times (no not for stabing people) but it certainly is something more reasonable to carry around than a full blown knife especialy at college as you can get expelled/put on probation for that type of thing.

http://www.leatherman.com/products/knives/default.asp

Locked

United States4182 Posts

March 12 2006 09:08 GMT

#11

On March 12 2006 18:05 MuShu wrote:
I thought Bill said you were 13 or something. =/

i think hes atleast 15, comon now

13 is like gtr-2-go >_>

bburn

United States1039 Posts

March 12 2006 09:13 GMT

#12

he said he was on campus and he had a car so he must be about 18

MuShu

United States3223 Posts

March 12 2006 09:14 GMT

#13

On March 12 2006 18:08 Locked wrote:

Show nested quote +

i think hes atleast 15, comon now

13 is like gtr-2-go >_>

Oh lol, I mixed you two up for some reason.

My friend has a bunch of knives, but they are just for display. Looks like they're from some MMO or something, and he keeps them on top of his dresser above his bed. Would suck if there was an earthquake at night.

pubbanana

United States3063 Posts

March 12 2006 09:14 GMT

#14

Why does everyone try to destroy this guy's life everytime he makes a topic?

greatmeh

Canada1964 Posts

March 12 2006 09:15 GMT

#15

I got a few knives, they look like this:
I love 'em butter knives, seriously folks, where would the human race be without the butter knife, I mean, how would we ever be able to spread our butter? With a kitchen knife? Don't be ridiculous.

Here's your typical kitchen knife, good for cutting carrots, peppers, potato, pretty much any vegetable/fruit you can think of, this knife has given me a well made breakfast countless times, ty Mr.Kitchen Knife.

Here's what I call a good ol' carving knife, its brought me joy on the days when heck, I jus' feel like carving. It may also be used for slashing, cutting, stabbing, throwing, ripping ect..

And this my friends, is a typical hunting knive. Used for hunting any species one wants to hunt. Frogs, butterflies, slugs and reptiles included.

Of course, I can't forget the infamous camping knife, or, the Swiss Army knife. Is there a better tool? Seriously, if someone can find me a tool that can cut, saw, cut with scissor, pick nail , open beer, open wine, open locks, screw stuff, unscrew stuff, take the nasty splinter imbeded a inch into my flesh out, and probably a whole bunch of other shit, then punch me in the face for I deserve it thinking that the camping tool is cool in anyway. Whoever invented the camping knife should be the fricken president of world.

And of course, there's the stabbing knife. Some say that any of the above knives could be used for stabbing. I say shut up u face.

SaNteria

Canada487 Posts

March 12 2006 09:20 GMT

#16

RPF,

You continue to amaze me with how progressively stupidier you're becoming. Don't carry a knife unless you want to give someone else an excuse to stab you.

Moron.

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22258 Posts

March 12 2006 09:20 GMT

#17

Empyrean

17046 Posts

March 12 2006 09:22 GMT

#18

I personally wish all kittens would burn in hell. THEY EAT MY MICE.

FireBlast!

United Kingdom5251 Posts

March 12 2006 09:28 GMT

#19

carry around a mug instead, so if someone tries to mug you, you smash him over the head with the mug and laugh in his face "who's mugged who now dickfuck?"