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XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
March 18 2006 12:38 GMT
#1
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.


What
The
Fuck
Use it or lose it
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
March 18 2006 12:54 GMT
#2
i saw it in some newspaper, preety sick imho
The Prince of DroneS
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
March 18 2006 13:00 GMT
#3
Oh. My. God. How could you bring yourself to it?

A better question, how do you react when someone throws their dong at you?
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
zrucrem
Profile Joined September 2005
Afghanistan425 Posts
March 18 2006 13:03 GMT
#4
i'd go ROFL LOL

if it was me.. i wouldnt mind, since can reattach it like (respawn) and can use it over and over ;D
:D?!
[angst]chraej
Profile Joined January 2006
1445 Posts
March 18 2006 13:04 GMT
#5
hm, didnt know you could re attach that
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
March 18 2006 13:08 GMT
#6
they should have just left it severed and said that's punishment enough.

But seriously that's pretty messed up...
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
teh leet newb
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1999 Posts
March 18 2006 13:22 GMT
#7
Lmao I saw this on The Tonight Show.
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
March 18 2006 13:24 GMT
#8
Rofl. Imagine getting owned by flying penis.

*Shivers*
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
March 18 2006 13:29 GMT
#9
lol he was gay, and mentally sick. Not even a million gold would make me tear off my own penis
Teamliquidian townie
KingFalladir
Profile Joined March 2006
United States115 Posts
March 18 2006 13:33 GMT
#10
you can sell a million gold for like 50,000 USD. You mean WoW gold right?

yeah that really doesn't seem like enough.
And where do you want me to carry this whole stuff?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
March 18 2006 15:00 GMT
#11
Haha wow. They even reattached it. Hahaha this is so messed up
Chris.K
Profile Joined January 2006
United States147 Posts
March 18 2006 15:05 GMT
#12
lol Conan did a joke about this he was like

So in a riot (or w/e) a MAN threw his penis at the police.... the police threw down their batons and said OKAY you win
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 18 2006 15:35 GMT
#13
好好喝喝天天快乐
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3172 Posts
March 18 2006 15:47 GMT
#14
actually they should've thrown it back at him.. getting your own cock thrown at you would be pretty harsh.
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
NeverTheEndlessWiz
Profile Joined November 2003
Singapore827 Posts
March 18 2006 19:30 GMT
#15
On March 19 2006 00:47 z7-TranCe wrote:
actually they should've thrown it back at him.. getting your own cock thrown at you would be pretty harsh.


lol i doubt they dare to handle and do that to his penis =P
Retired Brood War player / WCG SG Top 8 for 2002, 2003, 2004, retired, then made minor comeback to Top 8 at 2008. 2009 = bleh xD
gulii
Profile Joined November 2004
Sweden2795 Posts
March 18 2006 19:47 GMT
#16
Finally!
StreaK
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada580 Posts
March 18 2006 19:50 GMT
#17
haha
1a2a3a
Coulthard
Profile Joined September 2005
Greece3359 Posts
March 18 2006 19:50 GMT
#18
thats sick :o
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
March 18 2006 20:55 GMT
#19
you gotta give him credit for being original
Victoria Concordia Crescit
cruel)angel
Profile Joined February 2005
Philippines253 Posts
March 18 2006 21:16 GMT
#20
I think it takes guts to do that.. but then again hes gay..
i die, i die, but ill kill you first
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