EPTPresident is a jackass, but a good one... I love to hate him (same as chloe)
Audrey, derek mom jack thing is annoying yes
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
President is a jackass, but a good one... I love to hate him (same as chloe) Audrey, derek mom jack thing is annoying yes | ||
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HorsementalitY
United States1159 Posts
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
dunno about rerun, but www.tv.com might | ||
NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer". In one episode, there was an assassin who had the ability to throw Jack Bauer to the ground and break his rib. I hate how unrealistic 24 is sometimes. Every day is the longest day of Jack Bauer's life. For terrorists, the shortest. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. Jack Bauer rents videos and never rewinds them, ever 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight. Jack Bauer can beat a royal flush Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys Jack Bauer does not smell what The Rock is cookin'. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's beef. Jack Bauer does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk. Jack Bauer let the dogs out. It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. | ||
Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
On February 01 2006 10:53 NeoIllusions wrote: ESPN rated Kobe Bryant for Vlade Divac as the second worst trade in history, after Jack Bauer for Behrooz Araz. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice. Hahaha, those two are actually very good. Way better than any of this Chuck Norris crap. | ||
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NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
Who's Nina Meyers btw, lol... | ||
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
On February 01 2006 11:09 NeoIllusions wrote: Nina is a 24 character. In Season 1 she's one of his co-workers, Jack had an affair with her when he was seperated from his wife. But she's a traitor and a the end of Season 1 Nina kills Jack's wife. She appears again in Seasons 2 and 3 as terrorist, Jack kills her in Season 3.Credit to a friend's blog, etc. They weren't made up by me. =) Who's Nina Meyers btw, lol... | ||
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NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
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NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
Some very nice quote (he jack bauer specifics, not the chuck norris transfer) | ||
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Veg
Canada2945 Posts
theres something i never got from season 1 i saw it recently rerun, in the last episode, how does jack's wife actually die?? doesnt nina just tire her up and leave?? thats what it seemed like why would nina kill her anyways? it didnt seem like she had to...... | ||
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fbs
United Kingdom2476 Posts
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Gryffindor_us
United States5606 Posts
On February 02 2006 09:58 Veg wrote: btw theres something i never got from season 1 i saw it recently rerun, in the last episode, how does jack's wife actually die?? doesnt nina just tire her up and leave?? thats what it seemed like why would nina kill her anyways? it didnt seem like she had to...... She said she was going to Germany and the operator told her "don't let anyone trace you to Germany." | ||
Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
I can see Kim coming back this season 'OH GOD DAD YOURE ALIVE' (EDIT: it seems im right.... sigh) Also, won't China be fucking angry if Jack Bauer is still alive? Plotholes or  Bah, Sleeper cell > 24 it seems :| | ||
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NeoIllusions
United States37500 Posts
Why sleeper cell > 24? :O | ||
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Sleeper cell was so good, except for the ending with that woman lol | ||
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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jacen
Austria3644 Posts
it had a very nice ending | ||
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d4d
Switzerland1066 Posts
Bad news that kim will be back. If they bring back behrooz I am out of there  P.S.: What is sleeper cell bey ? | ||
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