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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
June 26 2012 05:56 GMT
#61
On June 26 2012 12:36 SeeKeR wrote:
My hamster story:

Back in 4th grade, our class had a pet hamster. His name was Scooter. He was the cutest thing in the world. I literally squealed like a wee little lad everytime I saw him.
Every week, one student got to take Scooter home to care for him. I was absolutely ecstatic when it became my turn. I was so excited as I brought Scooter home in my mom's car. (I was too scared to go by bus so I called my mom and told her to pick me up) My mom wasn't so thrilled about the idea of having a hamster in the house but she saw how happy I was and allowed it.
Anyways, we get home, and I was so jumpy as I brought him into my room. I immediately took him out of his cage and began petting him and cuddling him. He was THE CUTEST MOTHERFUCKER EVER!!! Scurrying up and down my arm, running around the room as freely as a hamster can. I laughed like crazy and was having the time of my life.
My brother came home from middle school later and met Scooter. Just like me, he fell in love with Scooter instantly. We had so much fun creating obstacle courses for Scooter. We used tissue rolls, books, our desks, etc. etc. It was the greatest time ever!!! (important thing to note: my mom never allowed pets, so having Scooter was like a gift from God for me and my brother)
As the days went by I just kept getting sadder and sadder as I realized I would have to take Scooter back to school soon. We had a little ball that Scooter would run around the house in. That ball was so awesome. I loved chasing Scooter around the house while he was in that little ball. (only downside was the ball needed holes so that Scooter could breathe. Which meant his poop would fall out of the ball and I'd have to clean that up often) But apart from that, Scooter was like my and my brother's best friend.
I loved taking care of him. I loved feeding him and giving him water. I loved watching him run around on his wheel. I just loved watching him. Whether he was doing something or staying still or sleeping, it just didn't matter. I loved Scooter.
Then the week was up. I had to take him back. Stifling all my tears, (my brother didn't cry since he wasn't as young as me but he sulked a lot) I brought Scooter back to class so that a different student could take him.
I remember how much my heart broke as I handed Scooter's cage back to my teacher. It was the hardest time of my life...... I lost the only pet I had ever had the chance to take care of.

Years later, I talked to my 4th grade teacher and found out Scooter had died. I cried. I cried tears of sadness because I missed him. And tears of joy because at least I got to take care of him.

Goodbye Scooter, you were amazing


My grade 4 class had all sorts of pets/animals too. Guess what the teachers name was? + Show Spoiler +
Mr. Rabbits
. Anyway, my tale with cleaning the hamster cage isn't so pretty considering we had a male and female who liked to mate a lot. Anyway, we found out a little late that she was pregnant and when the babies were born she chewed off their heads and other.. body parts. It was pretty nasty. I guess Mr. Rabbits forgot to tell us that they eat their young sometimes if they feel threatened.. come on it was a classroom of kids and right in the open. They really had nowhere to hide and it was loud. So yep. Not the first time it happened either. x-x
krok(obs)
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany264 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 06:10:24
June 26 2012 06:02 GMT
#62
from wikipedia:
The best-known species of hamster is the Golden or Syrian Hamster (Mesocricetus auratus), which is the type of hamster most commonly kept as a pet. It is also sometimes called a "fancy" hamster


hahaha fancy hamster :-D

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Flameberger
Profile Joined March 2010
United States227 Posts
June 26 2012 06:22 GMT
#63
We had a hamster in a good sized glass cage, on the top of a pinball machine which has a glass cover over the playing area. The cage got knocked off the top onto the glass cover, both shattered, hamster was unscathed.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 26 2012 06:38 GMT
#64
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Amen Truffles.
memes are a dish best served dank
Bazzyrick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom361 Posts
June 26 2012 06:57 GMT
#65
As awesome as hamsters are, I have 2 gerbils instead. Named Ebony and Ivory due to their dark brown and light cream colours.

Had 2 fairly bad experiences with hamsters in the past. When I still lived with my family, my sister once got 3 dwarf hamsters (that their name?), the extremely tiny ones. They were only babies but died so soon :/

She tried again with a regular hamster but despite caring for it in all the right ways, it too died so fast. So we never bothered after that.

Me however, I've kept gerbils for many years now, the current 2 are my 3rd pair. Each pair has lived between 3 and a half to 5 years. Adorable little things, great for getting rid of cardboard.
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
RavenLoud
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada1100 Posts
June 26 2012 07:02 GMT
#66
I'm very curious about the documented instance mentioned in the OP where a rabbit bites off a man's face in his sleep.

Until now, I've always thought all rabbits herbivores.
Wafflelisk
Profile Joined October 2011
Canada1061 Posts
June 26 2012 07:05 GMT
#67
I was having an absolutely terrible day, now I find life to be worth living, thank you Hamster God.

ps the pic of the hamster eating the cheese ball (?) was the cutest
Waffles > Pancakes
BrTarolg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom3574 Posts
June 26 2012 07:49 GMT
#68
I had a hamster as my first pet. My first one was always my favourite, i cuddled it every day and watched TV with it haha. It never bit me and was ultra friendly

Unfortunately about a year and a half down the line it escaped a few times within a week and i think the shock was too much for it and it died shortly after I was so sad i was crying for days on end

I had another hamster and then gerbil after but they wern't really quite the same as my first one. Neither of the two were as friendly as my first one and didn't warm up to handling as much.

My first pet will always be special because we had such a cool bond it was really nice
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 07:58:50
June 26 2012 07:58 GMT
#69
In my experience, always buy male hamsters. Every female hamster my family has ever owned have been biters (and smell) and the males have all been sweethearts. Also, you don't run the risk of getting 5-7 little 'surprises' from the female.

If you put Mr Hamster up to your ear, they make the cutest little snuffling noises.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
Goozen
Profile Joined February 2012
Israel701 Posts
June 26 2012 08:18 GMT
#70
Hamsters do not show affection however they make great cat treats who in turn will show affection for this wonderful snack.
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
June 26 2012 08:23 GMT
#71
On June 26 2012 17:18 Goozen wrote:
Hamsters do not show affection however they make great cat treats who in turn will show affection for this wonderful snack.


You, sir, are sick and not welcome here.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
G
Profile Joined May 2004
Canada69 Posts
June 26 2012 08:33 GMT
#72
I had a teddy bear hamster for over 3 years. When he wasn't injured he'd run on the wheel really fast and for the longest time. When I gave him food, most of the time he'd just put the food in his cheeks and stash it away in his home. If I ever picked him up and put him up to my face he'd push my nose and I thought that was pretty cute. He probably lived longer than most hamsters since he was apparently a year old since I got him or so I was told.
As for the person that said cleaning hamster poo (and piss at times) when they roll around in the ball is disgusting, they are probably the least dirtiest pets you can have in terms of cleaning after them. Also, they don't really smell at least not for my hamster.
Fueled
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1610 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 08:51:55
June 26 2012 08:45 GMT
#73
I'm just going to leave these here.

+ Show Spoiler +








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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 09:09:04
June 26 2012 09:07 GMT
#74
On June 26 2012 17:18 Goozen wrote:
Hamsters do not show affection however they make great cat treats who in turn will show affection for this wonderful snack.


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Run while you can, fool.

edit: Oh, and hamsters shouldn't be shitting when they're in their ball anyway. If they start doing that, they've probably been out of their cage for too long. 15 min at most.
memes are a dish best served dank
Fueled
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1610 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 09:50:14
June 26 2012 09:24 GMT
#75
But now for my story.

I've had hamsters as pets for about 15-16 years. I have a lot of good memories with all my hamsters, but one hamster memory stands out the most. Chester (my teddy bear hamster) and my 8th grade science project.

Now the major science project for 8th grade for my school was the Rube Goldberg Machine Project. We had to have a certain number of steps and what not and it was to be graded on that. Well I decided to make a machine called "Good Morning Hamster". It worked, too! Now what it was was a giant wooden frame, the hamster would go down a PVC pipe > would then go onto a little elevator > when the wooden floor of the elevator hit the bottom of the machine thats when it started to work. While Chester was going through another PVC pipe to reach the end of the machine, the machine was putting food into his bowl, water into his bowl and it lowered a little cup of treats. When Chester finally made it through the other PVC pipe he found his food, water and a cup of treats waiting for him. Good Morning Hamster!

Well to make a long story short...I did a ton of test runs with this machine and Chester never let me down. It worked and he always went through without any problems. Well...then came the day I had to bring in the machine to school and show the teacher/class. I brought Chester to school in his hamster traveling cage and had help bringing in my machine (the machine was pretty big). It was my turn to go, I set everything up, got Chester out and began my machine...but...Chester freaked out. With all the people gathered around watching him he got scared and wouldn't go down the first PVC pipe. He just stayed at the top with his behind sticking out and kept pooping. Everyone laughed and I talked to my teacher that he was afraid and this normally doesn't happen. So he agreed for me to come after school to try again. Sure enough it worked like a charm then. Got an A++ for that project.
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MilesTeg
Profile Joined September 2010
France1271 Posts
June 26 2012 09:44 GMT
#76
Is it safe to assume that a hamster will replace the teamliquid horse now? Because I would definitely buy a t-shirt of that.
Fiddel
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands20 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 09:53:31
June 26 2012 09:51 GMT
#77
About 15 years ago or even longer, my brother and I used to have two hamsters. We had made a racetrack, and then let the kids from our neighborhood place bets (like 25 cts) on which hamster would win. Naturally, our hamsters were aware of this situation and made us a lot of money. But don't worry, we would reward them for their hard work, buying more expensive food after a successful race day. This stopped however when the hamsters became mother and father (we didn't even know one of them was female).
:)
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
June 26 2012 10:03 GMT
#78
I heard fried hamsters are delicious.
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Fueled
Profile Joined October 2011
United States1610 Posts
June 26 2012 10:04 GMT
#79
On June 26 2012 19:03 jpak wrote:
I heard fried hamsters are delicious.

Hey hey hey! Get that out of here!
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Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-26 10:16:55
June 26 2012 10:16 GMT
#80
On June 26 2012 18:51 Fiddel wrote:
About 15 years ago or even longer, my brother and I used to have two hamsters. We had made a racetrack, and then let the kids from our neighborhood place bets (like 25 cts) on which hamster would win. Naturally, our hamsters were aware of this situation and made us a lot of money. But don't worry, we would reward them for their hard work, buying more expensive food after a successful race day. This stopped however when the hamsters became mother and father (we didn't even know one of them was female).


0.O Mind blown..Hamster racing, illegal betting syndicate? Your own little sport?

Hamsters be carazy creatures.


The only story i have is the one like Dewey did on Malcom in the middle, we used to put my neighbours Hamster in his hasmter ball and just watch him run around and around and everywhere in it, was quite hilarious to watch. However we didn't send it away for ever in its hamster ball, he just died naturally after being an old hamster.
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