This is so old, even old man (50+) know about that "rectum alcohol trick", i was talking to a dad of a friend of mine about "those pesky little kids that get drunk" and he talked to me about that "trick"

Luftwaffle

Canada29 Posts

February 28 2012 06:18 GMT

#105

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36cq5c/

User was temp banned for this post.

Valashu

Netherlands561 Posts

February 28 2012 06:19 GMT

#106

Pretty sick, though I am sure only a minority does that and they're probably fucked up anyways.

Carry on.

Slardar

Canada7593 Posts

February 28 2012 06:19 GMT

#107

Why can't we all just be normal and play Starcraft instead?

Scarecrow

Korea (South)9172 Posts

February 28 2012 06:25 GMT

#108

how about a smirnoff sodomiser?

Doublemint

Austria8689 Posts

February 28 2012 06:26 GMT

#109

On February 28 2012 15:19 Slardar wrote:
Why can't we all just be normal and play Starcraft instead?

Nobody likes NERDS!!!

On a different note:

I believe somebody already said it, quite a lot of people are stupid. Let evolution do its thing.

Troxle

United States486 Posts

February 28 2012 06:34 GMT

#110

This is actually a really old method of gettin' drunk. At least the "butt chugging". Go watch 1000 ways to die, some hardcore alcoholic is told he has to quit cold turkey or his liver will fail and he'll end up dead so he turns to takin' an alcoholic enema which ends up givin' him severe alcohol poisonin' and killin' him (the wife actually administered the enema and thought he just passed out like he normally did from drinkin'). The fact that this is news worthy is what surprises me...our laws are still super strict when it comes to tobacco and alcohol. Almost anywhere else in the world the drinkin' age is really, REALLY low and people don't find the desire to drink all the time as an "admirable goal".

If people really are soakin' tampons in vodka and other liquors to shove up their snatch and ass just to get drunk at school, why don't they do when I was in high school just a few years ago? Seriously, just buy a 20 oz Sprite, empty the contents, and fill with booze. Got a darker liquor? Just buy a soda with a similar color...I really don't get what's so hard about it, its not like teachers actually noticed these things...

The real question is, how the fuck did the news find out? Did a teacher report or somethin' and if so how the fuck did they notice it? The only thing I can think of is someone got too wasted, passed out, rushed to ER and a doctor noticed it, and that's the only thing I can see that wouldn't make me bring sexual harassment into the issue.

darkscream

Canada2310 Posts

February 28 2012 06:35 GMT

#111

Jeez. High School girls really will stick anything up there these days.

Oh, wait. The article says it's likely an urban myth. Hmm. Pretty sure they have better things to occupy their vagina than booze tampons.

johax

Sweden165 Posts

February 28 2012 06:35 GMT

#112

its called strategic innovation guys, your breath doesn't smell like alcohol if you drink it through your ass so you can go home and tell your parents you haven't been drinking.

Scarecrow

Korea (South)9172 Posts

February 28 2012 06:40 GMT

#113

On February 28 2012 15:35 johax wrote:
its called strategic innovation guys, your breath doesn't smell like alcohol if you drink it through your ass so you can go home and tell your parents you haven't been drinking.

then you fart...

`dunedain

655 Posts

February 28 2012 06:40 GMT

#114

Oh man, that shit be fucked up yo!

Sinedd

Poland7052 Posts

February 28 2012 06:44 GMT

#115

eww..

;/

Wasteweiser

Canada522 Posts

February 28 2012 06:45 GMT

#116

Where are society's morals nowadays? >.>

Deleted User 183001

2939 Posts

February 28 2012 06:47 GMT

#117

What the hell did I just read? Like I wasn't slowly losing faith in humanity already :/.

nath

United States1788 Posts

February 28 2012 06:47 GMT

#118

this is not true. sorry guys.

edit: the incidence of this occuring, and women using tampons with it, aren't true. rectum shit is true with a small minority of degenerate alcoholics. obviously this forum has no women on it, or anyone who is in medicine?? the vulva will sting like a motherfucker if you put an alcohol soaked tampon....no one would do this.

Postman

United States269 Posts

February 28 2012 06:51 GMT

#119

Wait. A unsubstantiated claim (or something that can only been proven to have happened in just a scant few cases) about teenagers doing something that adults will find unsettling, wildly inappropriate and/or frightening?

I've read this news story before and it was just as silly then as it was the time before that.

ZaplinG

United States3818 Posts

February 28 2012 06:52 GMT

#120

the most efficient way to get drunk is to boil liquor and huff the vapors