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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer. Source Everyone who loves Jenna might as well say goodbye, she's going to be pierced. 14 inch is a lot of cock. | ||
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HyObOy
Korea (South)98 Posts
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0_0
United States2090 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32278 Posts
On August 03 2005 20:22 Beyonder wrote: Everyone who loves Jenna might as well say goodbye, she's going to be pierced. 14 inch is a lot of cock. hahahah  | ||
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
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Empyrean
17070 Posts
Elbow tumors that is. | ||
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LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
On August 03 2005 20:28 Empyrean wrote: Jenna Jameson's boobs look like huge round tumors in that position :[ Elbow tumors that is. yeah it's true | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
Also, they're involved with Jenna, a huge name in the industry, that doesn't mean she'll be taking him. | ||
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
On August 03 2005 20:37 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: I heard that Jenna said she wasn't going to do anymore porn with guys after she got married. Also, they're involved with Jenna, a huge name in the industry, that doesn't mean she'll be taking him. some other poor girl then if it's anyone it should be jenna; she's clearly among the most experienced... and it sounds like it'll take experience to do mike tyson | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 03 2005 20:47 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: some other poor girl then if it's anyone it should be jenna; she's clearly among the most experienced... and it sounds like it'll take experience to do mike tyson Well, yeah, but if it's anything like his fights he'll see she can take his punishment for a while, and give up because he can't put her out with his massiveness. Jenna probably will not be fucking Tyson. Also, Beyonder, what are you doing at doghouseboxing? | ||
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countdooku
France64 Posts
** nudity http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Media/mike_tyson_Naked.jpg | ||
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LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
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baal
10708 Posts
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
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pheer
5399 Posts
On August 03 2005 21:05 choboPEon wrote: yeah yeah more like the hot tub... it'll look even smaller with her boobs in the same screenI WAS JUST IN THE POOL! | ||
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xGhostKillerx
United States155 Posts
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Az)Natic_cn
Canada439 Posts
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NewbSaibot
3849 Posts
"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star." You wanna know why jenna is a successful porn star? BECAUSE SHES A FUCKING WOMAN!! Nobody gives a shit who the guy is in porn, which is why half of them are these nasty fat hairy balding bastards. Most of the time they dont even show their faces, cuz we dont wanna see that shit! 90% of dicks looks the same, going into the pussy is what counts. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14912 Posts
hearing him try to sweet talk a girl...i think i'd just die | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
On August 03 2005 20:37 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: I heard that Jenna said she wasn't going to do anymore porn with guys after she got married. Also, they're involved with Jenna, a huge name in the industry, that doesn't mean she'll be taking him. she aint married yet rite? | ||
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lil.sis
China4650 Posts
i was watching an mtv special or maybe a vh1 thing on her life and she said she won't be acting in films anymore and after she got married she would only do scenes with her husband | ||
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
On August 03 2005 21:06 nitram wrote: thats 14 cm not in rofl | ||
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tuesday
United States222 Posts
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
Shuck on moi cock. Don't be riduculous, I'll eat yo' baby. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 03 2005 22:10 Smurg wrote: Howsh it goin' sweety? Shuck on moi cock. Don't be riduculous, I'll eat yo' baby. Dude, he doesn't add H's to stuff. He just has a really high pitched voice. Don't let that fool you, though, he could still smash your skull. | ||
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zero89
United States295 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
On August 03 2005 21:01 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: Jenna is probably loss as hell anyways that's a myth pussy is a muscle and exercise strengthens it which tightens everything up nice i suppose drastic overuse or trauma (ie childbirth) would cause the orifice to erm expand beyond specifications and collateral supporting muscle to microtear which would be very difficult to rebuild age probably also leads to muscular deterioration and weakness, esp if they don't exercise the pussy often don't fuck old women and mothers and u should be ok | ||
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
On August 04 2005 00:27 Casper... wrote: don't fuck old women and mothers and u should be ok Words of wisdom from the Mexican. | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
hes not mexican :p | ||
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
mexican just sounds dirty for some reason like i don't bathe or something | ||
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
It used to be South Africa...then Mexico. I'll stick with that. | ||
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tehsnow
Canada296 Posts
Double rofl ^^ | ||
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32278 Posts
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Destroyer
Czech Republic949 Posts
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Tfums
Canada476 Posts
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MoltkeWarding
5195 Posts
http://www.tysontalk.com/ | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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omgbnetsux
United States3749 Posts
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NeX-HamartiA
United States244 Posts
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Hippopotamus
1914 Posts
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Luhh
Sweden2974 Posts
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Bard
Jamaica898 Posts
Director - Okay Jenna this is the scene he's raping you so pretend like you are getting tortured. Hey Mike you know what to do right? Mike - I know man. Director - Alright. Action~! Jenna - Agggh.. Help me! Help! Agh! Agh! Director - Jenna, you are doing good! You are really into it! Keep going! Jenna - Help me. Stop this! I am serious! I am not acting. AAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Director - Good! This is academy award material. Jenna - %&$* Oh great now he's biting me. Stop %*@( ^*(@* Agggghhh!! | ||
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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Slaughter
United States20255 Posts
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
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baal
10708 Posts
On August 04 2005 00:51 Casper... wrote: yes i prefer latino thx mexican just sounds dirty for some reason like i don't bathe or something lol bastard. | ||
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lIlIlIlIlIlI
Korea (South)3851 Posts
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kidd
United States2848 Posts
can you tie it in knot can you tie it in a bow can you throw it over your shoulder like a rape-porn soldier does your wang hang low lalala | ||
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Falcynn
United States3597 Posts
On August 04 2005 12:40 kidd wrote: does your wang hang low does it wobble to and fro can you tie it in knot can you tie it in a bow can you throw it over your shoulder like a rape-porn soldier does your wang hang low lalala haha, that's awesome. | ||
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SA-kcabsiozteh
United States396 Posts
LMAO | ||
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NewbSaibot
3849 Posts
On August 04 2005 11:26 Bard wrote: How old are you?Imagine they are making rape-porn. Director - Okay Jenna this is the scene he's raping you so pretend like you are getting tortured. Hey Mike you know what to do right? Mike - I know man. Director - Alright. Action~! Jenna - Agggh.. Help me! Help! Agh! Agh! Director - Jenna, you are doing good! You are really into it! Keep going! Jenna - Help me. Stop this! I am serious! I am not acting. AAAAGGGHHHH!!!! Director - Good! This is academy award material. Jenna - %&$* Oh great now he's biting me. Stop %*@( ^*(@* Agggghhh!! | ||
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[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
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karelen
Sweden2407 Posts
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Jim
Sweden1965 Posts
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OneOther
United States10774 Posts
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ItsHighTimes
United States41 Posts
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Darkwind
United States35 Posts
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ManaBlue
Canada10458 Posts
On August 04 2005 18:50 ItsHighTimes wrote: I guess whatever unlucky woman has to work with Tyson is in theory going to be eating HIS children and not the other way around. HAHAhhaha, after reading all the unoriginal ear biting crap, this zinger was a gem! Thank you sir.  | ||
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IcedEarth
United States3661 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
Also, Tyson isn't retarded. He's got some mental instabilities, but if you pull your head out of your ass for a bit, and actually listen to the guy talk, you'll see he's not as stupid as you thought. | ||
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KR-KaNe[31]
United States20 Posts
On August 03 2005 22:48 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Dude, he doesn't add H's to stuff. He just has a really high pitched voice. Don't let that fool you, though, he could still smash your skull. Apparently he's the one who's been getting his head smashed in lately... | ||
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StorM_Liquid
Canada98 Posts
And no, I'm not gay. | ||
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Frits
11782 Posts
Sure, that's cool. | ||
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Refrain[FriZ]
Canada4337 Posts
On August 04 2005 12:40 kidd wrote: does your wang hang low does it wobble to and fro can you tie it in knot can you tie it in a bow can you throw it over your shoulder like a rape-porn soldier does your wang hang low lalala dude this was great except for the rape-porn soldier part you ruined it shit | ||
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ZaplinG
United States3818 Posts
On August 06 2005 16:52 StorM_Liquid wrote: I always laugh when I hear people call some guy's wang small... let's be honest, we're on a Brood War forum where many have never been in a locker room on a daily basis. When you've played travelling and varsity sports for many years you'll realize that what's in that picture is not pathetic, but at the very worst, average to above average. And no, I'm not gay. Haha, why would you even post that | ||
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JinKazama23
United States234 Posts
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
On August 06 2005 17:06 Frits wrote: You just study other people's wangs very well.... Sure, that's cool. ROFL! | ||
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Casper...
Liberia4948 Posts
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StorM_Liquid
Canada98 Posts
and I guess I should call you butthead? All I'm saying is that insulting someone's wang is pretty stupid unless you're fully willing to prove that you're so "big". I think it's a stupid thing to mention in the first place. | ||
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Jim
Sweden1965 Posts
On August 06 2005 16:52 StorM_Liquid wrote: I always laugh when I hear people call some guy's wang small... let's be honest, we're on a Brood War forum where many have never been in a locker room on a daily basis. When you've played travelling and varsity sports for many years you'll realize that what's in that picture is not pathetic, but at the very worst, average to above average. And no, I'm not gay. You are pretty ignorant. I have seen dicks in school and I never did anything except PE. We actually shower in sweden. But you are right he is average. meh dont know why I post this but whatever.. | ||
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LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
On August 07 2005 00:45 Jim wrote: You are pretty ignorant. I have seen dicks in school and I never did anything except PE. We actually shower in sweden. But you are right he is average. meh dont know why I post this but whatever.. This made me glad that showering with other men is not socially accepted at where I live | ||
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1hp
Korea (South)903 Posts
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LetMeBeWithYou
Canada4254 Posts
On August 07 2005 02:07 1hp wrote: Walking around naked in bath houses and giving each other scrubdowns is accepted in my mother country ^^ yeah same in china my cousin once asked me if I wanted to go to a public bathroom with him I was like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU CRAZYY GET OUF MY FACE | ||
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lingwu
Japan321 Posts
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Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
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Jandos
Czech Republic928 Posts
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