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Naked Babysitter. what.

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Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12269 Posts
May 02 2005 13:12 GMT
#1
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/05/01/Southpinellas/The_odd_case_of_a_nak.shtml

This is one real "what the fuck" story. 22-year-old girl is babysitting a 4-year-old boy. The 4-year-old wants to watch James Bond, he wants to watch Die Another Day. The mom says that's fine, "but fast-forward through the inappropriate parts." She leaves. The babysitter is fast-forwarding through some parts of the movie, when a sex scene pops on (the one with Halle Berry). The 4-year-old sees it. He demands to see the babysitter naked.

Now, if you were any sensible girl babysitter, what would you say? Maybe NO? Oh no. This girl says "teeheehee okay lolz" and starts taking off her blouse, bra, pants, panties, and Burkenstocks (how did I know she'd have Burkenstocks?). She lays down on the couch and places the 4-year-old between her legs. The kid leans over so he has his hands on her stomach. Then he starts poking at her breasts. He then moves his hand down and starts fondling her privates. What the fuck!

Anyway around this time, mom comes home. The curtains were drawn so it was dark, and she said it took a little while for her eyes to adjust. The babysitter is saying "omg omg omg" as she grabs her clothes and the 4-year-old jumps down to hide. So the babysitter knew it was wrong, the 4-year-old (4-YEAR-OLD!!) knew it was wrong!

Wow ... just ... wow.

In before "lol lucky kid wish that was my babysitter".
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exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
May 02 2005 13:14 GMT
#2
lol lucky kid wish that was my babysitter
too easy
Anti
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1113 Posts
May 02 2005 13:16 GMT
#3
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shes 23??? ew...

why is it the weird sexual things that happen never seem to happen with any good looking people
http://www.clan-rhrn.(?) | sliggy yours are ok too, but grots are sick, hes like the hovZ of RWAs. -HovZ
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
May 02 2005 13:16 GMT
#4

Wow ... just ... wow

couldn't have said better O_o

Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
(AnGeLs)
Profile Joined March 2004
385 Posts
May 02 2005 13:18 GMT
#5
damn that was like my 4 year old fantasy..till i saw her pic
ok
LumberJack
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3355 Posts
May 02 2005 13:21 GMT
#6
sad how all u can say/do is judge her on her looks, how 'hot' you think she is. : [
Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire.
splat
Profile Joined July 2003
Seychelles358 Posts
May 02 2005 13:21 GMT
#7
If this kid is talking girls out of their panties as a 4-year-old, I can only imagine him as an adult. Much props.

As for his mommy:
[The mother,] a gynecologist, ...walked in on [the babysitter] and her son - and she can't get the image out of her head.
Neither can I.
What is your substance, whereof are you made, That millions of strange shadows on you tend?
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
May 02 2005 13:21 GMT
#8
The 4 year old kid spits mad game is my guess.
Anti
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1113 Posts
May 02 2005 13:23 GMT
#9
Later that night, Slicker called the boy's parents from jail. Could they post her bail?

"We were dumbfounded," the father said. "We said "Sarah, you need to call your parents. We can't talk anymore.' "


OMG what a stupid stupid person
http://www.clan-rhrn.(?) | sliggy yours are ok too, but grots are sick, hes like the hovZ of RWAs. -HovZ
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
May 02 2005 13:25 GMT
#10
she looks like Viktor Yushchenko
where from you, circus?
splat
Profile Joined July 2003
Seychelles358 Posts
May 02 2005 13:27 GMT
#11
On May 02 2005 22:16 Anti wrote:
shes 23??? ew...

why is it the weird sexual things that happen never seem to happen with any good looking people

In America, most of the young high school teachers banging teenage boys over the past few years are hotter than the average woman, no question.
What is your substance, whereof are you made, That millions of strange shadows on you tend?
Anti
Profile Joined January 2004
United States1113 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-02 13:32:51
May 02 2005 13:31 GMT
#12
On May 02 2005 22:25 Zerius[TPR] wrote:
she looks like Viktor Yushchenko

I was just thinking the exact same thing 0.o

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[image loading]
http://www.clan-rhrn.(?) | sliggy yours are ok too, but grots are sick, hes like the hovZ of RWAs. -HovZ
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2986 Posts
May 02 2005 13:33 GMT
#13
ROFL crazy story XD
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
May 02 2005 13:36 GMT
#14
On May 02 2005 22:31 Anti wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 02 2005 22:25 Zerius[TPR] wrote:
she looks like Viktor Yushchenko

I was just thinking the exact same thing 0.o

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[image loading]


I was thinking after he got poisoned and disfigured
where from you, circus?
MarkStaDude
Profile Joined February 2005
United States166 Posts
May 02 2005 13:37 GMT
#15
thats fricken hillarious, keep us inforned Ex.
WCG Fairfield here i come~@!@~
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
May 02 2005 13:38 GMT
#16
she looks like she is 43
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
May 02 2005 13:40 GMT
#17
She has no fucking eyebrows.

WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY???????????????????????
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
softwarepirate
Profile Joined April 2005
United States153 Posts
May 02 2005 13:52 GMT
#18
weird... haha intreasting story tho...
Me steal software? NEVER!!! ;)
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
May 02 2005 13:54 GMT
#19
On May 02 2005 22:40 Chris307 wrote:
She has no fucking eyebrows.

WHY DO WOMEN INSIST ON FUCKING WITH THEIR EYEBROWS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD? WHY???????????????????????


ditto o__o,
Im back, in pog form!
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
May 02 2005 13:56 GMT
#20
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