On May 02 2005 20:12 Kaotu wrote:
I enjoy making other people uncomfortable in them. Example: You and 1 guy, 5 open urinals, but you take the one right next to him. If you really want to make it weird you start talking to him.

Actually this brings up a weird problem I have. I enjoy public restrooms because my crap requires commercial-power toilets. I cannot remember the last time I stayed at someone's house and didn't have to ask for the plunger after 1 crap in their toilet. After several plumbers and ridiculous plunging, my parents bought me a commercial powered toilet to replace my residential one (big difference, you could flush a cat down that thing). So... yeah this is weird but... anyone else have the same problem? And don't even say I use too much toilet paper, because I flush prior to even 1 wipe, just because my problem is that severe. And I still clog every non-commercial toilet in sight.

grab it and mush it up before you flush

splat

Seychelles358 Posts

May 02 2005 14:53 GMT

#23

On May 02 2005 20:52 SickofLife wrote:
I finish, and wipe and stuff, then I turn around.. IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE! On the wall, everywhere. Looking back, I feel bad for that poor fuck who cleaned THAT mess up. Holy shit. I quickly washed my hands and got the hell out of there.

One evening at university I remember having to use a urinal and noticed a bathroom stall with the door open. A quick glance revealed an incredibly sick sight in/around the toilet of this stall. I didn't want to look or think about it. But while I was pissing, the janitor walked in, found the stall, and just stood there leaning against a wall with his arm covering his eyes. He did this for like 2 minutes. It was like he was saying to himself "my life sucks so bad, I have to clean up toilets clogged with the diarrhea of jerks who were born into richer families than mine". I felt so bad for him. And then I zipped up, walked away and left him to it.

Freezer_au

Australia1461 Posts

May 02 2005 15:04 GMT

#24

I remember walking into a public toilet once, the stench of piss and shit hit me as soon as i walked in, then I saw shit all over the walls and ceiling. I nearly vommited :S

choujji

Japan203 Posts

May 02 2005 15:10 GMT

#25

man the school's toilet is so much cleaner than my own bathroom. I d take a dump there any day since its saves my money and they use some awesome soft toilet unlike the no name brands i buy that are like newspaper quality.

Chris307

3095 Posts

May 02 2005 15:34 GMT

#26

On May 02 2005 21:33 z7-TranCe wrote:

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grab it and mush it up before you flush

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

Chris307

3095 Posts

May 02 2005 15:35 GMT

#27

YOU HAVE SCARRED ME FOR LIFE, TRANCE.

Liquid`Drone

Norway28915 Posts

May 02 2005 15:42 GMT

#28

they're alright.

"enjoyable" though? no. :p

Feuerbach

Germany95 Posts

May 02 2005 15:59 GMT

#29

i would like to shoot an independent film of this library bathroom i have used before, shot from the view of sitting inside one of the stalls. he would be waiting until it is quiet before he poops, but people keep coming in and pooping next to him. sometimes guys come in and piss and say "hey jim" "hey steve" ... and finally he loses it and just poops all weird and disturbs the guy in the next stall. then it changes to that guy's perspective. this would all be over the course of like 6 hours. would anyone like to fund my project?

update: when i laughed at trance's post (after making this post) i actually snorted. i don't think i've ever done that. jesus christ!!!

Feuerbach out

InsomniacAntiSocial

United States650 Posts

May 02 2005 17:56 GMT

#30

i have the same problem sometimes. What you need is a shit-knife. What is a shit-knife you ask? its stuff around the hosue that you would normally just throw away; like a cut apart milk jug, toilet paper roll, scrap cardboard, or AoL CDs. slice your shit up and flush. I usually don't reuse the shit knives.

exalted

United States3612 Posts

May 02 2005 17:58 GMT

#31

I hate when people take the urinal next to you when they have a choice, it's ridiculous.

Is public restrooms enjoyable in your area? If by public restrooms you meant masturbation, then yes. If you didn't, then no.

Chris307

3095 Posts

May 02 2005 18:41 GMT

#32

On May 03 2005 00:59 Feuerbach wrote:
i would like to shoot an independent film of this library bathroom i have used before, shot from the view of sitting inside one of the stalls. he would be waiting until it is quiet before he poops, but people keep coming in and pooping next to him. sometimes guys come in and piss and say "hey jim" "hey steve" ... and finally he loses it and just poops all weird and disturbs the guy in the next stall. then it changes to that guy's perspective. this would all be over the course of like 6 hours. would anyone like to fund my project?

update: when i laughed at trance's post (after making this post) i actually snorted. i don't think i've ever done that. jesus christ!!!

Feuerbach out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is seriously the best idea I have ever heard. I'll fund it. How much would it cost? $5 for toiletpaper?

God I'm not even kidding. That would be 6 hours of uncontrollable laughter for me.

Liquid`Jinro

Sweden33723 Posts

May 02 2005 18:48 GMT

#33

OGofjog :D

There's this morbid fascination that compelled me to read all of this thread ;OOOOOOOOOO

Was all worth it for Feuerbach's post though :D::D

Chris307

3095 Posts

May 02 2005 19:10 GMT

#34

I have to think I'm just really weird, because if everybody were anything like me, there would be 6 hours of a man waiting patiently in a public restroom for a long enough stretch of quiet time to take a loud messy shit, on atleast one screen of every multiplex cinema throughout the nation. (but there ISN'T)

BTW anybody thinking of nabbing "Is public restrooms enjoyable in your area?" for your signature, THINK TWICE. It's already been spoken for. Check the sig, bitches.