Serejai's Gaming Giveaway (Achron) - Page 11
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Slix36
United Kingdom145 Posts
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Durak
Canada3684 Posts
With this cash in hand, I would then purchase 25% of Activison's outstanding shares. (15,613,802 at $13.88/share) Using my notoriety and influence in Activision, I would correct everything the company did wrong in publishing NetStorm: Islands At War. I would deliver the current user-improved patches to Titanic Entertainment. I would move the release date so that it didn't coincide with Age of Empires. I would keep the multiplayer servers up and running so the game could thrive. Using "future" BW videos and articles as an example, I would show everyone how profitable a successful RTS could be. I would acquire Blizzard years before reality and create the masterpiece titles long before their time. I would be able to play NetStorm and Diablo 3 today. | ||
ohkaiby
United States13 Posts
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Fkyx
United States109 Posts
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Inzek
Chile802 Posts
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HeaDStrong
Scotland785 Posts
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antilyon
Brazil2546 Posts
1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject. 2.I 'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjigate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Dont Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People. 3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through You Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia. 4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change. 5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build MultiMillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator. 6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint? 7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It's A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something. 8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******. | ||
seRapH
United States9756 Posts
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youngminii
Australia7514 Posts
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RoyGBiv_13
United States1275 Posts
Go back to when they defined the electron as negative and kick those people in the shin. The trouble they have caused countless generations of engineers is worth building a time machine, just to go back and kick them in the shin. | ||
Kenpachi
United States9908 Posts
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Hacksaw11
Australia359 Posts
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QuickStriker
United States3694 Posts
I'll use that knowledge to have many things to my advantage such as improving my own standard of living, becoming a progamer as I already know the modernized builds ahead of time, become a big shot celebrity of all sorts as I'll have the knowledge to be ahead of everyone and have that much higher chance than everyone else, and lastly, I will help and improve my "self" that exist in the current time to live his life in the best way possible with no regrets (as I have many regrets). Once all that is accomplish, I'll then tell the world and the government to prevent this stupid depression/recession economy in the first place. | ||
HackBenjamin
Canada1094 Posts
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KillAudio
1364 Posts
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Blisse
Canada3710 Posts
If I'm lucky I could travel around Europe and listen to the likes of Vivaldi, Bach, Handel and Haydn. And if I manage to survive another 30 odd years I'll also find Mozart, and another 20 to 30 years from then, Beethoven, Weber, Wagner, Strauss, Mendelssohn, Chopin, Liszt, Schubert, Schumann and Verdi. It was an amazing time for music. That's if I don't die by those ridiculous diseases, get hit by a bucket of shit thrown out a window, or run over by a really bad carriage driver. It'd still be worth it though. I don't want to immortalize myself by time travelling and doing something epic because it's a cheap way to do it. I'd want to do it because I was being myself through my own strengths and actions. Anyone with a time machine could save Lincoln and make a name for themselves or do something similar. | ||
PhoenixToruk
United States69 Posts
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Relickey
United States145 Posts
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ToastieNL
Netherlands845 Posts
And else, I'd like to go to the Golden Ages, having a high role in the EIC (VOC, in Dutch). These HUGE companies that pretty much ruled the world are sooo interesting. I would also love to be a part of that. | ||
indigoawareness
Slovakia273 Posts
or I would go back and give Aristotle college textbooks. Flying cars so overdue. | ||
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