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The night was like any other night in rainy old England. I decided to take a short cut through a park at about 1 am when coming back from a mates house. There was a crescent moon and it was extremely dark. I know going through the park was not such a great idea but I was off my head at the time.
Anyways, whilst walking through this park I heard some footsteps behind me. I started to walk a bit faster but the footsteps were gaining on me when all of a sudden I heard a "oi you there". Well this big guy came upto me and gave me a choice. Either my money or a good kicking. I started to run away but he was a fast git. He caught upto me again and said if I run again he'll come and find me because he knew my address. I challenged this and he really did know my address. I had no choice but to give him my wallet (or did I?). As I was reaching for my wallet I gave him a hard kick right into his bollocks and ran away. As I ran away I heard a whimpering voice (not surprised, a kick to the balls would do that to anyone) saying he'd come to my house and get me.
When I told my family my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whisteled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT, YO HOME TO BEL AIR!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab, "YO HOME SMELL YA LATA!". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air
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... that is SO gay.
EDIT: I'm not saying I didn't chuckle.
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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is this suppose 2 be serious or funny... and no ur not Will Smith
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On March 01 2005 16:23 Ack1027 wrote:
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"When I told my family my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whisteled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, "NAW FORGET IT, YO HOME TO BEL AIR!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab, "YO HOME SMELL YA LATA!". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air"
if u guys didnt know thass the theme song for the comedy show Prince of Bel Air with Will Smith
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Haha it was funny, calm down everyone.
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hah 
inserted at a perfect point
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loller
that show was GREAT
will smith was hilarious
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that was so awesome, the randomness, the joy
it reminded me of the Real Ultimate Power book, and that can only be a good thing
ROBERT HAMBURGER FIGHTING~!!
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
I have to admit, that made me laugh too.
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Braavos36402 Posts
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Ha, nice timing on the theme song. Man, I used to HATE that show. Recently I started watching it during the day, it's fucking hilarious.
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It was actually jack the ripper.
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hehe that was funny  .
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Yeah it was funny, you really got me!
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