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rpf: I guess we are the only people without monster friends. | ||
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Eti307
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they got kicked out because that guy threw beer on their line haha that's not cool | ||
Liquid`Jinro
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On January 27 2005 15:31 Smorrie wrote: yea was a fine story. good to read =) lemme narrate 1: i was walking through the rain forest , lost as a kangaroo out in the city .. it was until i noticed a flaming bridge , i thought to mi self '' mate what did i do to deserve this '' .. any ways i approached this shaking bridge with one hand balancing me and the other low in case i fell off i could grab the bridge with dear aussie life . GUST'S of winds swooshed and tried to sweep me off my feet but i just kept moving as i approached near this long rugged bridge i had seen a bear ..~!! i said '' KRICKEY MATE IT'S A RATTLER BEAR .. this bear fgot up and started to lose it at me as if i disterbed it hanging a shit .. he charged at me and i quickly racked up a line of speed and did a leap kick into this huge three hundred plus killo bear .. i kicked it in the head and what happened then '' nothing '' if this bear could talk he would have said '' is that all you got little aussie '' i was then losin THE PLOT LOZIN IT HARD CORE .. I REACHED INTO MY POCKET AND GRABBED COCCAIN A GOLD BALL SIZE OF IT '' i racked it up when the bear was charging for me . and i FUCKIN LOST IT i errupted the bear's life with five cannon ball kicks to this bear throught and i lost it harder cause i popped an eccy while giving the bear thirty nine punches per seven seconds the bear was as if he caught on fire i walked over the bear and kept going on my mission i was hungry so i kicked a tree down and ate some berries any ways i had seen a road a rough road bur a road i heard a car in the distance i waited .. waited .. waited finally it came .. i got out of that place and that's the aussie adventure thank's for your time if you read this it's jsut a sample of my stories i got more like how i took on a whole party once email me micksy54@hotmail.com for more see you all babes =]- p.s GO 2P- YOU LITTLE RIPPER kakakaKAKaaAak BWAHAHA. Micks is the greatest person ever ;DDDD Except I wouldn't want to be in the same country as him ; ) ! | ||
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baal
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On January 27 2005 22:04 Sky101 wrote: I have a 5'11" Korean best friend who has blackbelt in Taekwondo, he only weighs 177lbs though. im black belt in taekwondo, and guess what, its absolutely useless, ill never ever throw a kick in a fight unless its to the knee... | ||
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baal
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and now i can barely open them 90° :p, i got my black belt at like 13 tho. | ||
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Liquid`Jinro
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On January 27 2005 19:01 SickofLife wrote: I have a friend who was supposedly in UFC. I didn't see the fight though... He's a small guy, probably about 5' 7" 165-170 lbs, but he's a scary mother fucker. EDIT: Since being in UFC and winning in UFC are different, he supposedly (again, didn't see the match), beat the hell out of this guy. The guy was making fun of him before the match, because he was so short, and before the fight began he blew a kiss to his girlfriend. Greg beat the shit out of him (that's the guy I know), and then after the match blew a kiss to the guy's gf. His name is Greg Grooms, if anyone watches UFC a lot and saw the fight. ~_~ Nothing about it on Sherdog--;;;; Only place Greg Grooms shows up is here: http://www.network54.com/Forum/viewall?forumid=83266&it=0 takes about 500 fucking years for all of it to load, so even if you think it's all loaded, you won't be able to find it because it takes time before that section loads --;; Anyways, he's mentioned in some rankings thing.. Barrington Sectional Predictions!!!!! by Rankster (no login) 103. 1.Jimmy Kennedy-Grant 2.Dane Lund-Grayslake 3.James Kohlberg-Rolling Meadows 4.Matt Fultan-Hersey 112. 1.Daniel Dennis-Grant 2.Adres Ardila-Conant 3.Mike Ori-Highland Park 4.Josh Revelo-Mundelein 119. 1.Rashad Riley-Conant 2.Scott Kruk-Streamwood 3.Ariel Cruz-Waukegan 4.Bobby Callen-Libertyville 125. 1.Ryan Giuliano-Conant 2.Jeff Keske-Libertyville 3.Dan Keller-Prospect 4.Jaime Smith-Wheeling 130. 1.Nick Blackshaw-Buffalo Grove 2.Shawn Stoltz-Prospect 3.Brian Rossetti-Palatine 4.Jeff Giesel-Schaumburg 135. 1.Bob Giesel-Schaumburg 2.Scott Wendell-Buffalo Grove 3.Adam Bieschke-Conant 4.Steve Tanyko-St.Viator 140. 1.Mike Poeta-Highland Park 2.Matt Fiordirosa-Grant 3.Rashidi McCalla-Waukegan 4.Adam Kravits-Glenbrook North 145. 1.Mark Friend-Libertyville 2.Jered Clark-Hersey 3.Rudy Reyes-Grant 4.Dominic Marella-Conant 152. 1.Roger Smith-Bergsrud-Lake Forest 2.Mike Sabatello-Hersey 3.Vince Mariano-Schaumburg 4.Greg Grooms-Streamwood 160. 1.Jim Friend-Libertyville 2.Chris Mellender-Grayslake 3.Deonte Wallace-Waukegan 4.Julian Harkleroad-Lake Forest 171. 1.Brad Sweet-Glenbrook North 2.Jake Morrel-Stevenson 3.Nate Rodriguez-Grant 4.Mike Baier-Libertyville 189. 1.Rob Walleck-Round Lake 2.Matt Bonniver-Palatine 3.Bobby Palazola-Lake Forest 4.Nathan Stoibe-Warren 215. 1.Robert Panayi-Fremd 2.John Hydo-Schaumburg 3.Eric Johanson-Wheeling 4.Joe Degulio-Palatine 275. 1.Dave Moosman-Libertyville 2.Paul Manda-Fremd 3.Anthony Magana-Wheeling 4.Jon Connor-Lake Forest Posted on Feb 9, 2003, 11:25 PM from IP address 12.249.33.183 Anyways.. You are what? 16? 17? 18? (I can't remember, I think I've heard you say you are 17?) so assuming this guy is the same age as you.. Then uh I dont even think he'd be allowed to compete.. | ||
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Liquid`Jinro
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On January 28 2005 14:45 SCFraser wrote: haha ya no kidding im a red belt in taekwon do and the only useful thing i learned is how to break someone's wrist like 4 different ways if they grab my shirt. Which you wont be able to use unless you practice them in a non-compliant manner  | ||
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