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On January 27 2005 11:16 -_- wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2005 11:12 BigBalls wrote:
-_- dont give me too much credit
im not clever enough to make this story up I believe it. Especially because you said you might post a pic of the guy. Nobody who made it up would give an oppurtunity to be called out and proved wrong. But you are pretty clever, that 13yo story you posted in an embarrasing stories thread (started by some guy who wrote a story about how he hid in a closet to watch people have sex, then was caught, then got a big hug from the naked girl  ) and nobody knew. Not untill you started your series did you admit it was a lie.
Haha, i actually am that clever.
Just wait till my next story......
edit: Just to clarify cause it is unclear by my post, my next story is also entirely true, just what i do in it is really clever
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In canada they teach our soldiers to go for the throat eyes and balls in hand to hand combat.
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you know your stories in advance?
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i have them saved up, the next one is from new years eve
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I love your stories, keep 'em coming!
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On January 27 2005 11:14 Fedaykin wrote:
But seriously, one thing... Is the military really so high thought of, around here, nobody would give a shit whether you drive a tank or sit at a desk, just as long as you make a living somehow.
You're supposed to respect them, but I mean everyone has their own views and opinions really. I guess you could say being in the military in America means you're supposed to be a better person and people should respect you, but I think we can all agree that's kind of off with some people.
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Ehhh.. kinda sounds like conway is an asshole -_-.
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LMAO, awesome story, 10/10 2 thumbs up.
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GOod story +_+ one of best ive heard in a long time~
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On January 27 2005 12:38 SoLaR[i.C] wrote:
Ehhh.. kinda sounds like conway is an asshole -_-.
he's a psychotic roided up marine, of course he's an asshole lol
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as much as i respect conway for serving two terms in iraq, because that's more than i ever would, the guy is fucking nuts ^_^.
still though, that ending was fucking hilarious! 8/10
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Good reading
2 times in iraq :[
not the easiest thing, respect.
I fell sorry for everyone having to be there for making a living
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Coming up with that ownage while wasted...... ^_^
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yea was a fine story. good to read =)
lemme narrate 1:
i was walking through the rain forest , lost as a kangaroo out in the city .. it was until i noticed a flaming bridge , i thought to mi self '' mate what did i do to deserve this '' .. any ways i approached this shaking bridge with one hand balancing me and the other low in case i fell off i could grab the bridge with dear aussie life . GUST'S of winds swooshed and tried to sweep me off my feet but i just kept moving as i approached near this long rugged bridge i had seen a bear ..~!! i said '' KRICKEY MATE IT'S A RATTLER BEAR .. this bear fgot up and started to lose it at me as if i disterbed it hanging a shit .. he charged at me and i quickly racked up a line of speed and did a leap kick into this huge three hundred plus killo bear .. i kicked it in the head and what happened then '' nothing '' if this bear could talk he would have said '' is that all you got little aussie '' i was then losin THE PLOT LOZIN IT HARD CORE .. I REACHED INTO MY POCKET AND GRABBED COCCAIN A GOLD BALL SIZE OF IT '' i racked it up when the bear was charging for me . and i FUCKIN LOST IT i errupted the bear's life with five cannon ball kicks to this bear throught and i lost it harder cause i popped an eccy while giving the bear thirty nine punches per seven seconds
the bear was as if he caught on fire i walked over the bear and kept going on my mission i was hungry so i kicked a tree down and ate some berries any ways i had seen a road a rough road bur a road i heard a car in the distance i waited .. waited .. waited finally it came .. i got out of that place and that's the aussie adventure
thank's for your time if you read this it's jsut a sample of my stories i got more like how i took on a whole party once email me micksy54@hotmail.com for more see you all babes =]-
p.s GO 2P- YOU LITTLE RIPPER kakakaKAKaaAak
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Since were are narrating stories about big bully assholes heres mine:
It was my highschool graduating drinking trip, the hole generation were in a bar, there was no parking room so i parked infront of a Motel that was under construction, since it was night i didnt think there would be people in.
My friend "Chabelo", who is arround 6"5' and like 230lbs is a total alcoholic, he had a beer drinking contest with other random dude, he drank arround 11 liters of beer in a couple of hours, so he was uber drunk.
So we were just leaving, it was me, chabelo, a friend we call Chan, and my korean friend: Sang-Yon, so we were walking to my car and it had a freaking 1ft tall wall brick behind it... so we were like WTF!, stupid workers.... so Chan, Sangyon and me start moving the bricks, but Chabelo since he was very drunk just grabbed the bricks and tossed them, so one of the workers yells "Hey stop that!, dont brake them", Chabelo tells him to go fuck himself... and Chabelo has this dull stupid voice, so the worker though it would be a good idea to imitate him, Chabelo was on fire cussing at him non-stop, so 3 workers come out of the construction and the first one runs directly to chabelo, chabelo recieves him with a punch with all his weight and it lands in the nose of the worker, i cant describe you how he fell, it was totally out, the second worker, grabbed him and the third took a shovel and hit chabelo in the back with all his strenght, it was funny... i saw him taking aim for a second hit with the shovel, so i took a brick and threw it at him, and i hit him in the face!, chabelo was screaming trying to touch his back and the other worker just ran away, so out of nowhere they came out arround 20 workers, so Sangyon and Chan went to talk with them to calm the situation while i tried to hold Chabelo, ofcourse i couldnt hold him for long so he ran into the bar screaming that there was a huge fight outside, so all the generation, and i mean ALL came out and chabelo was running with a brick, at this point i was very pissed off that he spoiled our effort to calm the thing down, so i tackled him and yelled at him, and an stupid girl pulled my hair because she tought i was hitting him or something... stupid biatch.
so.... we were arround 40 (only like 10 that would actually fight tho), and they run into the building and closed the fence, one friend of mine started taunting them with his face right at the fence and one worker hit him through the fance and we all laughed at him.
So someone called the cops and they took 3 of our friends to the station, and i managed to sneak chabelo into my car so the cops would get him, so thats the most exiting story in my life :D
i know many wont believe it but oh wellz, like i care ~.~
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and i got kicked out of pG for being bad mannered... 
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conway would kill chabelo
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