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dork_of_death!!
Profile Joined September 2004
United States374 Posts
January 27 2005 00:23 GMT
#21
rofl pwned.
GG!!!!!!
zero89
Profile Joined September 2004
United States295 Posts
January 27 2005 00:31 GMT
#22
lets all blame Bush.
Cause everything is nothing, and emptiness is in everything. Cause reality is really just a fuct up dream...
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
January 27 2005 00:34 GMT
#23
Awesome ending. Really funny shit.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
January 27 2005 00:49 GMT
#24
On January 27 2005 08:17 Frits wrote:
hehee, they got kicked out for nothing, rofl.

So were you just there standing alongside them or did they tell you this ? (Just asking b/c I don't see any part of you in this story.)


i wasnt there, but young told me the story the next day
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
JudasT
Profile Joined January 2003
Spain2226 Posts
January 27 2005 00:56 GMT
#25
Conway should come back to Irak, he's lost !
Taking the time to have simple fun everyday is a must for a happy life.
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
January 27 2005 01:02 GMT
#26
haha very nice
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Orlandu
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
China2450 Posts
January 27 2005 01:06 GMT
#27
I don't know whether to believe this story or not (just because there have been fakes ones before), but either way that's pretty funny, even funnier if it really did happen.
We cant give up just because things arent the way we want them to be.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
January 27 2005 01:09 GMT
#28
So far ive had 6 stories

One about jim shitting himself
one about my buddy cooter's uncle
one about cooter getting his ass beaten at sheetz
one about evan fucking a 13 year old at the paladium
this one
and one other that i cant remember

the only fake one has been evan fucking the 13 year old, it's real, conway is nuts, ill try to get a picture of him
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Hautamaki
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Canada1311 Posts
January 27 2005 01:11 GMT
#29
one of these days conway is going to try that with someone with an mma background and get hospitalised.
True learning is not the memorization of knowledge; it is the internalization of patterns.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
January 27 2005 01:21 GMT
#30
On January 27 2005 10:11 Hautamaki wrote:
one of these days conway is going to try that with someone with an mma background and get hospitalised.

Wellllllllllll, it's not like serving in the marines doesn't make you a fairly good fighter ;p

I mean, it depends on what kind of MMA background we're talking about
Like, someone who's been doing it forever lots of experience -> Yeah.
Some guy who just trains casually.. -> NO.

Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Orlandu
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
China2450 Posts
January 27 2005 01:22 GMT
#31
On January 27 2005 10:09 BigBalls wrote:
So far ive had 6 stories

One about jim shitting himself
one about my buddy cooter's uncle
one about cooter getting his ass beaten at sheetz
one about evan fucking a 13 year old at the paladium
this one
and one other that i cant remember

the only fake one has been evan fucking the 13 year old, it's real, conway is nuts, ill try to get a picture of him


Yes but there was also this thread (assuming you were serious at the end): http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?currentpage=4&topic_id=22965 which is why I don't believe everything I read right away =]

But anyway this one sounds real, and either way it's still funny regardless. Anyone who's been to Iraq twice for the Marines has got to be a little nuts.
We cant give up just because things arent the way we want them to be.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
January 27 2005 02:05 GMT
#32
haha good point orlandu

but yeah, this one is true
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
January 27 2005 02:09 GMT
#33
--Two posts later

Bigballs: HAHAHA it's all a lie I fooled you all you suck!

^_^
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
January 27 2005 02:12 GMT
#34
-_- dont give me too much credit

im not clever enough to make this story up
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
KiLLme1st
Profile Joined December 2003
United States1824 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-27 02:14:37
January 27 2005 02:14 GMT
#35
On January 27 2005 11:12 BigBalls wrote:
-_- dont give me too much credit

im not clever enough to make this story up


Haha I was about to make fun of you for actually making a face until I saw it was that other guys name.

Edit: Great story.
CAPSLOCK IS AUTOPILOT FOR COOL
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
January 27 2005 02:14 GMT
#36
Cute story

But seriously, one thing... Is the military really so high thought of, around here, nobody would give a shit whether you drive a tank or sit at a desk, just as long as you make a living somehow.
lingwu
Profile Joined August 2004
Japan321 Posts
January 27 2005 02:15 GMT
#37
what a disgrace to the marines... no wonder so many crimes in japan are committed by us soldiers.
Hardcore man
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
January 27 2005 02:16 GMT
#38
On January 27 2005 11:12 BigBalls wrote:
-_- dont give me too much credit

im not clever enough to make this story up


I believe it. Especially because you said you might post a pic of the guy. Nobody who made it up would give an oppurtunity to be called out and proved wrong.

But you are pretty clever, that 13yo story you posted in an embarrasing stories thread (started by some guy who wrote a story about how he hid in a closet to watch people have sex, then was caught, then got a big hug from the naked girl) and nobody knew. Not untill you started your series did you admit it was a lie.
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
January 27 2005 02:39 GMT
#39
Regardless of its authenticy your friend sounds like a real jackass. I hope that guy is enlisted and was just waiting for your dumb friend to blurt out his identification.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 27 2005 02:42 GMT
#40
On January 27 2005 11:39 maleorderbride wrote:
Regardless of its authenticy your friend sounds like a real jackass. I hope that guy is enlisted and was just waiting for your dumb friend to blurt out his identification.

nah, not a jackass, just a drunk marine.
not to make a generalization, but ever gone drinking with army bucks? guaranteed by the end of the night you're either fighting people for no reason, or running the hell home.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
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