It has come to my attention that our country is in a state of decline. Due to mass post inflation from new users, post quality is rapidly being deteriorated and soon we will all be driven into the streets to starve. Meanwhile other countries like Gosugamers are taking all of our post quality because they are saving posts, while we are borrowing posts to spend them. Look at my post quality as an example:
As you can see, this indicates my blog posts and how many people have viewed them over time. It is clearly DECREASING by like 60% and yet the mass media are refusing to talk about it! But why do CNN, MSNBC, and FOX all refuse to talk about such a disturbing trend that is eating out the heart of our country? It’s because of a sinister organization that seeks to take over and rule our country directly. I’m talking, of course, about the Moderator Reserve.
The Moderator Reserve (henceforth referred to as “The Mod”) seek to prevent us from expressing our rights as free citizens and are attempting to infringe upon our expression and interpretation of the TL Commandments. By increasing the amount of posts and inflating our post quality, it weakens the resolve of us TLers to be able to do things and resist.
What, you ask, are these Moderators looking forward to? They want to impose socialism on our community. That’s, right SOCIALISM, and there’s nothing that we can do to stop it. They want everybody to have an equal post quality. People are BORN DIFFERENTLY, there’s clearly a difference in how people can post and instead they seek to take away from those of us who post far superiorly and better than other posters.
You know who else was socialist? The SOVIET UNION. And HITLER. He was the creator of the “National Socialist Party.” That’s right. National SOCIALIST.
Do we want TL to turn into this?
It’s very scary how people don’t seem to see how much threat we are in. They insist that we are fine, and the media never talks about the plight of Teamliquid. But the Mod controls the media. They know that the sheeple are too scared to think otherwise. Instead, here’s an unbiased source of information that the Mod have yet been able to touch: http://teamliquidgossip.blogspot.com/. It is fair and balanced and is the opinion of people whom have been doing work since 3 years ago to account for all of the abuses of the Mod. Look what they had to say about the state of TL:
In addition, TheTyrannid has 12+ OPs in the Tourneys forum under his belt. It seems like he was on the fast track for a star icon, not a nuke symbol. Is this how TL.net thanks its contributors? Shouldn’t these threads earn TheTyranid at the very least a PM warning instead of a quick thoughtless ban? Don’t we want him to make more threads like these instead of treating him like any other bad poster? The Men in Red always talk about treating veterans with respect. Here is a perfect example of when leniency and respect should be given. Instead, a veteran and contributor is banned because of his "unwarranted tone" in an edited post.
The experts in this field of post economics always say how there’s external reasons for why post quality has gone down. But it’s not true, look at what these aggregate of people have to say about post quality:
Because obviously the experts are biased and have interests in protecting their own jobs they’re going to lie about reasons so they can protect the Mod. We can only trust people who have no idea what they are talking about or have nothing to do with the topic itself to have valid opinions about these sorts of things.
Here’s another unbiased, Youtube video that explains the TRUTH that the sheeple just don’t understand, better than I am able to.
The only way we can stop this is by doing the following. 1. Buy Gold and Salt. The only thing we can do to stop the impending collapse of Teamliquid is to buy gold. Gold will keep us safe from deteriorating post quality. And we need salt to preserve our pork bellies. 2. A Weapon: When TL collapses and trolls start running amok you will need a gun to defend yourself and your family to survive. 3. Spread the word. If we all unite together as Teamliquidians we can tell the government that No means No, and hopefully they will do something to stop the Mod. And if we can’t trust the government either-let’s start our own states to preserve our freedom, liberty, and justice.
I realize these statements are very controversial to the Teamliquid Community and that such a scary topic must be high up on the Mod’s watch list. But after minutes of rigorous research and anything-but-formal education, I have no other conclusions. We need to get the word out and have an uninformed discussion about this.
It's okay, we can always escape to neighboring Poland or Czechoslovakia. Surely this socialist furor will blow over in a year or two and I can go back to being a cobbler.
Silence him! Otherwise he will continue to spread his corrupting influence. And trust me TL, as a memember of the mafia forum I speak from experience, when caller begins something there is nothing you can do to stop him.
If this were a blog post, this would create a huge inflationary bubble, which would undoubtedly be followed by a crash after speculators realize that such a bull-market can't be reproduced in the long run.
But, Thankfully this isn't a blog post.
TL.NetBot Post count: 5 and counting; the end is near.
First banning, then warning, damn it what's next!? I bet by this time next month every post will have to be approved by a member of the "Security Council".
YOU MAY TAKE MY RIGHTS BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY PRIDE!!!
Hmm...without a martyr I don't think I can believe your post. I'll hold off on the panic from this obvious conspiracy theory post. I believe that the Mod has our best interest in mind. I guess we shall see what happens when that post count drops to zero. Until then, good luck with your propaganda.
As you can see, this indicates my blog posts and how many people have viewed them over time. It is clearly DECREASING by like 60% and yet the mass media are refusing to talk about it!
This caught my eye. After some heavy calculations I found out that the decline of you blog views are actually due to the qualities of your blogs. Here's the proof:
EVERYONE STAY CALM. TL is safe. His blogs just suck. Not the mods.
I found this pretty amusing. I think its reminiscent of the lolZeitgeist videos but with a TL theme to it. I thought it was pretty imaginitive. Cheers.
all my posts are in gosugamers and reddit, i advise you to do the same
oh and i also own some threads, they're good investments, threads always go up in value the guy who owns nada's body is probably rolling around in esports money
That's a pretty good satire of my thread. But it is severely late, my thread was closed weeks ago, so I doubt many people will get the connection.
I know discussing the possibility of economic depressions is an easy target for ridicule, but honestly I tried to be as factual as I possibly could. I cited numerous reports, and not loony-ville reports from wacko websites.
The data I used and repeatedly cited came from the Congressional Budget Office, the Federal Reserve, the International Monetary Fund, etc. I wasn't trying to incite a panic or anything, just pointing out the facts for a discussion. In my opinion an economic depression is inevitable. People took my comments out of context by saying I was suggesting "buying salt and stockpiling weapons."
I just find it surprising that warnings of government insolvency are considered running jokes when it is being reported in the news day after day. Greece had to receive a bailout from the European Union, for example, and my state of California is considering bankruptcy more and more to escape the weight of the public employees unions.
I guess I should have said "government debt is a real problem, but you shouldn't worry about it. Just keep playing video games."
On May 18 2011 08:55 jdseemoreglass wrote: That's a pretty good satire of my thread. But it is severely late, my thread was closed weeks ago, so I doubt many people will get the connection.
I know discussing the possibility of economic depressions is an easy target for ridicule, but honestly I tried to be as factual as I possibly could. I cited numerous reports, and not loony-ville reports from wacko websites.
The data I used and repeatedly cited came from the Congressional Budget Office, the Federal Reserve, the International Monetary Fund, etc. I wasn't trying to incite a panic or anything, just pointing out the facts for a discussion. In my opinion an economic depression is inevitable. People took my comments out of context by saying I was suggesting "buying salt and stockpiling weapons."
I just find it surprising that warnings of government insolvency are considered running jokes when it is being reported in the news day after day. Greece had to receive a bailout from the European Union, for example, and my state of California is considering bankruptcy more and more to escape the weight of the public employees unions.
I guess I should have said "government debt is a real problem, but you shouldn't worry about it. Just keep playing video games."
How very narcissistic of you sir.
This isn't making fun of just your thread.
It's making fun of your thread, all political threads, and all economic threads.
On May 18 2011 08:55 jdseemoreglass wrote: That's a pretty good satire of my thread. But it is severely late, my thread was closed weeks ago, so I doubt many people will get the connection.
I know discussing the possibility of economic depressions is an easy target for ridicule, but honestly I tried to be as factual as I possibly could. I cited numerous reports, and not loony-ville reports from wacko websites.
The data I used and repeatedly cited came from the Congressional Budget Office, the Federal Reserve, the International Monetary Fund, etc. I wasn't trying to incite a panic or anything, just pointing out the facts for a discussion. In my opinion an economic depression is inevitable. People took my comments out of context by saying I was suggesting "buying salt and stockpiling weapons."
I just find it surprising that warnings of government insolvency are considered running jokes when it is being reported in the news day after day. Greece had to receive a bailout from the European Union, for example, and my state of California is considering bankruptcy more and more to escape the weight of the public employees unions.
I guess I should have said "government debt is a real problem, but you shouldn't worry about it. Just keep playing video games."
How very narcissistic of you sir.
This isn't making fun of just your thread.
It's making fun of your thread, all political threads, and all economic threads.
Narcissistic.
The format, the title, sections and comparisons all taken from my thread. I'd hardly call that "narcissistic" to notice.
I never said my thread was the only one being referenced. But I would say it is the primary one.
5 years from now, I think it will die down and lots will leave. Have faith my Mafia brethren! We are used to being waste deep in filth more than anyone else! We shall prevail and drop e-bombs of knowledge to eradicate keyboard warriors! Remember we have the power of the crotchmaster. Our Manifesto tells us Evil Teletubies will rise from the grave to rip off their heads! The headless chickens will take heed. If that isn't enough, Rage will use his wall scroll to summon the Incnotrol Freak Steamboat Robinson who will choo choo all over their puny asses.
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