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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 06 2005 08:07 GMT
#41
On January 06 2005 17:05 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm asian but my penis is black


dont tell them its because you're a leper
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 06 2005 08:18 GMT
#42
I know.



"HI."
"Who are you?"
"I KNOW FAKESTEVE."
"omg have my babbies!!!!!"
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
January 06 2005 08:22 GMT
#43
Hey baby, wanna play fetch? You get down on all 4's, and I'll throw you my bone
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 06 2005 08:24 GMT
#44
On January 06 2005 17:18 Oxygen wrote:
I know.



"HI."
"Who are you?"
"I KNOW FAKESTEVE."
"omg have my babbies!!!!!"


if you tell them i said hi to you once they'll buy you a car
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
fEAthEr
Profile Joined July 2004
Canada482 Posts
January 06 2005 08:26 GMT
#45
"Excuse me miss..but can you tell me if this cloth smells like chloroform?"
"Dont worry mam, I'm from the Internet"
"ASL?"
Hasse
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden579 Posts
January 06 2005 08:31 GMT
#46
nice shoelaces, want to fuck?
You can get alot more with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word - Al Capone
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 06 2005 08:32 GMT
#47
Hi Steve! Say hi back to me?
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 06 2005 08:34 GMT
#48
did you guys hear something?

i didnt
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Kaotu
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States986 Posts
January 06 2005 08:35 GMT
#49
"Are your parents retarded?"

"Excuse me?"

"Just wondering, because you seem special."

if that doesn't work, maybe actually try just talking to her.
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
January 06 2005 08:36 GMT
#50
I'll make you dinner.....




If you make me breakfast....
tfeign
Profile Joined June 2004
United States2980 Posts
January 06 2005 08:43 GMT
#51
Can I put my firebat in your bunker?
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
January 06 2005 08:44 GMT
#52
-Fat Penguins.
What?
-Just wanted something to break the ice.
good vibes only
FrinkX
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
United States958 Posts
January 06 2005 08:45 GMT
#53
Omg you're a girl and you saw my @$$!


Yep, I stole eri's thunder. What are you going to do about it big man?
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 06 2005 08:48 GMT
#54
Oh sttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Do you want to see something swell?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
January 06 2005 09:00 GMT
#55
- "Hey, let's say we let me pop my dick up inside you and then you let me know how you feel about it later."

- "Nice shoes, I have the same pair in my closet."

- "Hey, did you know I'm c1 now?"
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
January 06 2005 09:20 GMT
#56
On January 06 2005 18:00 A3iL3r0n wrote:
- "Hey, let's say we let me pop my dick up inside you and then you let me know how you feel about it later."

- "Nice shoes, I have the same pair in my closet."

- "Hey, did you know I'm c1 now?"


c1 ROFL
n00bsaibot
Profile Joined November 2004
United States1070 Posts
January 06 2005 09:41 GMT
#57
You know, as funny as you all find each others quips, you should really supress the urge to laugh at them if you ever want to get laid.
You fuck cows in retrospect
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2932 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-06 09:50:57
January 06 2005 09:50 GMT
#58
On January 06 2005 17:48 Oxygen wrote:
Oh sttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Do you want to see something swell?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Lol, ahahahahaha
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 06 2005 10:01 GMT
#59
On January 06 2005 17:07 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 06 2005 17:05 vGl-CoW wrote:
i'm asian but my penis is black


dont tell them its because you're a leper


they'll only figure it out when it's too late

and then it's their job to fish it back out
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
January 06 2005 10:02 GMT
#60
I cant believe you guys even joke about starcraft pickup lines ;'(
Looking for Skilled players to join an Active, Involved clan. PM Me for Details.
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