On January 06 2005 16:18 Vharox wrote:
lol this somehow reminds me the topic about the sc momma jokes... haha

"Your momma so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times"

you've got the iq of a goon trying to run up a choke :/

Vharox

United States1037 Posts

January 06 2005 07:23 GMT

#24

yeah that's a good one too =)

Unforgiven

Venezuela238 Posts

January 06 2005 07:25 GMT

#25

"hi, my mom says im cute

...wanna come to my house and ask her?"

Dave[9]

United States2365 Posts

January 06 2005 07:26 GMT

#26

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~montymex/pickup/Intropickup.html

HooTie

United States177 Posts

January 06 2005 07:29 GMT

#27

:: pirate voice:: Yarrr... Will ya allow me to put me scope in your porthole?

SCFraser

Canada1534 Posts

January 06 2005 07:30 GMT

#28

"Hey there.. I just wanted to let you know that I want to have a million of your babies."

"Your Parents would love me."

Or if this is for the bar.. try goin up to a chick whos not with any guys, grabbing her ass, and asking "Is this seat taken?"
That one's never failed me.

MiniRoman

Canada3953 Posts

January 06 2005 07:31 GMT

#29

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Sw1tCh

United States2005 Posts

January 06 2005 07:36 GMT

#30

"Seed?"

n00bsaibot

United States1070 Posts

January 06 2005 07:42 GMT

#31

"Allo, im Handsome Rob, and you are?"
-"Im, Im Becky, tee hee, it's written on my shirt"
"Look, im gonna need your shirt, and your car"
-"Oh, ok, i'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?"
"If it's on the menu"
-"Tee hee, you're so witty"
"Yea, you're not too bright are you?"
-"No"
"Perfect."

pooper-scooper

United States3108 Posts

January 06 2005 07:46 GMT

#32

Hey didn't you go to college in Tennesee??
(push this when the denial comes)

Thats weird because when I look at you, a ten is all I see.

(one of my students used this on a hot first year teacher)

OneOther

United States10774 Posts

January 06 2005 07:47 GMT

#33

On January 06 2005 16:16 Carnac wrote:
"excuse me, fuck?"

Rofl way to get it straight to the point

Meat

Netherlands3751 Posts

January 06 2005 07:48 GMT

#34

On January 06 2005 16:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
my meat is liquid

help

you just made my meat solid

L!MP

Australia2067 Posts

January 06 2005 07:49 GMT

#35

hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
....
enough to break the ice

Carnac

Germany / USA16648 Posts

January 06 2005 07:50 GMT

#36

On January 06 2005 16:48 Liquid`Meat wrote:

Show nested quote +

you just made my meat solid

rofl

plz don't change your nick now

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

January 06 2005 07:52 GMT

#37

On January 06 2005 16:42 n00bsaibot wrote:
"Allo, im Handsome Rob, and you are?"
-"Im, Im Becky, tee hee, it's written on my shirt"
"Look, im gonna need your shirt, and your car"
-"Oh, ok, i'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?"
"If it's on the menu"
-"Tee hee, you're so witty"
"Yea, you're not too bright are you?"
-"No"
"Perfect."

good movie