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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
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Vharox
United States1037 Posts
"Your momma so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times" | ||
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:18 Vharox wrote: lol this somehow reminds me the topic about the sc momma jokes... haha "Your momma so fat, a mutalisk hits her all three times" you've got the iq of a goon trying to run up a choke :/ | ||
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Vharox
United States1037 Posts
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Unforgiven
Venezuela238 Posts
 ...wanna come to my house and ask her?" | ||
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Dave[9]
United States2365 Posts
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HooTie
United States177 Posts
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SCFraser
Canada1534 Posts
"Your Parents would love me." Or if this is for the bar.. try goin up to a chick whos not with any guys, grabbing her ass, and asking "Is this seat taken?" That one's never failed me. | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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Sw1tCh
United States2005 Posts
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n00bsaibot
United States1070 Posts
-"Im, Im Becky, tee hee, it's written on my shirt" "Look, im gonna need your shirt, and your car" -"Oh, ok, i'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?" "If it's on the menu" -"Tee hee, you're so witty" "Yea, you're not too bright are you?" -"No" "Perfect." | ||
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
(push this when the denial comes) Thats weird because when I look at you, a ten is all I see. (one of my students used this on a hot first year teacher) | ||
OneOther
United States10774 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:16 Carnac wrote: "excuse me, fuck?" Rofl way to get it straight to the point | ||
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Meat
Netherlands3751 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: my meat is liquid help you just made my meat solid | ||
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L!MP
Australia2067 Posts
.... enough to break the ice | ||
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Carnac
Germany / USA16648 Posts
rofl plz don't change your nick now | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
On January 06 2005 16:42 n00bsaibot wrote: "Allo, im Handsome Rob, and you are?" -"Im, Im Becky, tee hee, it's written on my shirt" "Look, im gonna need your shirt, and your car" -"Oh, ok, i'll give them both to you. Would you like my virginity as well?" "If it's on the menu" -"Tee hee, you're so witty" "Yea, you're not too bright are you?" -"No" "Perfect." good movie | ||
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SiS
United States753 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
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dronebabo
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