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Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 06 2005 10:04 GMT
#61
I'm just trying to get Steve to say hi to me so that I can get my free car.

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK1?!
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
January 06 2005 10:07 GMT
#62
is the a keg in your pants?
cuz id love to tap that ass.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
January 06 2005 10:20 GMT
#63
On January 06 2005 19:07 PuertoRican wrote:
is the a keg in your pants?
cuz id love to tap that ass.


haha that's awesome
staring at the world through the rear view
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
January 06 2005 10:22 GMT
#64
Heres the best pick up line

Did you fall down from Heaven? 'Cause damn you must've landed face first.
All Those beneath an angry star
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
January 06 2005 10:29 GMT
#65
--- Nuked ---
Pro.NT_Knight
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia539 Posts
January 06 2005 10:34 GMT
#66
ive got aids .. lets dance !
Op Pro.NT Usa West
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9639 Posts
January 06 2005 10:38 GMT
#67
On January 06 2005 19:22 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
Heres the best pick up line

Did you fall down from Heaven? 'Cause damn you must've landed face first.


LOL i started off reading and thought "man how old and corny" .... then i read the second half.
that and "im a millionaire" made me geniunely laugh out loud
hxc kid
Profile Joined November 2004
United States34 Posts
January 06 2005 10:54 GMT
#68
"Nice eyes, wanna fuck?"

"Mind grabbin them ankles?"

"If you were a booger, id pick you."

"If i could re arrange the letters of the alphabet id put I and U together."

#1&2 will get you smacked fyi ;]
ive spent, 22 years, in this zoo of broken faces.
DreamOfVision
Profile Joined April 2004
Poland318 Posts
January 06 2005 10:57 GMT
#69
"Were you raised on a farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock"
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 06 2005 11:12 GMT
#70
I hope you are differentiable baby, because I want to be tangent to all of your curves.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
January 06 2005 12:09 GMT
#71
I know milk does a body good, but baby, you a cow!


some more fucked up funny pick up lines at: http://www.swingmachine.org/issue12/pickups.html
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
ForgoTTeN-SupeR
Profile Joined March 2003
United States786 Posts
January 06 2005 12:32 GMT
#72
you don't need a good pickup line just give her a ruthy
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
January 06 2005 12:34 GMT
#73
'Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.'

say it aloud ;o
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
KellO
Profile Joined September 2004
Mexico189 Posts
January 06 2005 12:44 GMT
#74
got sex?
-_____-V
Messiah]Coon[
Profile Joined July 2004
United States326 Posts
January 06 2005 13:30 GMT
#75
On January 06 2005 15:51 AuraCoMO wrote:
"at this time next year lets be laughing together"


Only works in Japan, sorry.
look in my profile for free shit
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